"Stand up, you two shrimp stand up, watch run......"

"Come on, stop them, stop them, stop ......"

I saw two young people running fast with two big pockets, and there were water droplets in the pockets that kept dripping.

The five 'Emei Female Sword Immortals' looked at each other and immediately gave up Jin Rui to chase the two real fish thieves.

A chase was staged in the park, and most of the old people could not keep up with the two young people, and after a few minutes of chase, they did not even see the shadow of the fish thief.

Jin Rui walked leisurely to follow, a large group of aunts and uncles were so tired that they couldn't run anymore, standing in place panting, scolding the fish thief for not having a sense of morality.

When I saw the 'Emei Female Sword Immortal' again, she smiled cheekily and said, "Sword Immortal, this time you can prove my innocence." ”

The 'female sword fairies' were a little embarrassed, their faces turned pale, and they waved their hands and shouted, "You haven't been caught by us." ”

"Count you as a doll, if you dare to steal fish, our five sisters will poke you five holes with a sword. ”

"You can go. Warning you, don't fight these aquarium fish ideas, we already remember what you look like. ”

Jin Rui laughed and walked away with a cigarette in his mouth.

Being regarded as a fish thief did not spoil Jin Rui's interest, but he couldn't stop laughing.

It's been a long time since I've encountered such a fun thing, Jin Rui has some feelings, and sure enough, ordinary people live the happiest.

Unlike myself, there is so much hatred, so many heavy responsibilities, so many concerns, and so many ...... People who can't be killed.

Walking along the artificial river, there is a small fountain square.

It's Saturday, and the square is crowded.

Dozens of long nylon ropes hang in the air, and each nylon rope hangs an A4 piece of paper, and a photo is pasted on the paper, and the photo is either a handsome guy or a beautiful girl.

Next to it are also detailed descriptions of academic qualifications, famous and salaried positions.

Beside the paper, there was a group of old men in flowers, some dressed fashionably, some fashionable, and some worried and depressed.

At the scene, there was no young man.

Uh, okay.

Except for Jin Rui!

Needless to say, this is the most special and peculiar blind date occasion that can only be seen in China.

When the square blind date exchange is in progress!

The respective parents come forward, write the tickets, occupations and requirements of their respective children on A4 paper, hang them here, and then their parents will complete the blind date of their children.

Jin Rui was also shocked when he saw such a scene for the first time, but then he was scared away.

At first, Jin Rui was still full of interest, and he leaned in front of the nylon rope and strafed them one by one.

My row is full of photos of girls' homes.

Seeing the first one, Jin Rui was stunned.

"Studying for a doctorate, thirty-three, one set of one hundred and twenty square meters of Jinding high-end residence, one Beetle, the father is retired, and the mother is retiring......"

"Marriage conditions ......"

"It's just a man. ”

Jin Rui couldn't help but snort, how much hatred this exterminator had for her parents!

If you are a man, you can be a son-in-law!?

Next to her, an aunt with a good face and a noble dress bowed to Jin Rui with a smile on her face, and her tone was kind.

"Hello young man, are you interested in our family Guigui?"

Jin Rui hurriedly said: "Auntie, I'll take a look, I'll take a look......"

Aunt smiled and waved her hand and said, "It's okay, it's okay, just look at it, welcome to come again......"

Jin Rui's head went black and belched twice.

Let's look at the next one.

"Twenty-Eight Years ......"

"Well, the same Monkey King as the female tyrannosaurus and the big boss ......"

"Master's degree candidate, senior teacher of Guozhong. There is a welfare house that has been paid in full, and the parents have two suites ......"

"Well, the conditions are good. Aren't you afraid of collecting property tax? ”

"The parents were rehired to the original unit, and the annual salary was ...... Sizzle...... So high!"

"Mate selection conditions, male ......"

"Well, I'm not a man!"

"Men between the ages of 24 and 42 can be married, with or without a history of marriage, and they are required to have a house and a job......"

This seems to be a bit demanding.

Looking at the next one, Jin Rui sizzled and gasped for air.

"Top 500 listed!?"

"It's not an exaggeration. The daughter of the top 500 listed companies also came on a blind date?"

A person next to him said coldly: "What's the exaggeration or not? The top 500 can't marry a girl?"

Jin Rui looked back, smiled at a fat boss with a diamond watch with a famous brand all over his body, and said, "That's that." ”

The boss carried 18,000 Cartier sunglasses, looked at Jin Rui, touched the light green jade jade wrench in his hand, and said coldly.

"Your surname!"

"Exempt from expensive, surnamed Jin. ”

"How old is this year?"

"Twenty-four! with the Monkey King. ”

"What for?"

"Kill the pigs. ”

"Okay. That's you!"

"Huh!?"

Jin Rui was stunned!

"Ahh Have a baby next year. The reward for giving birth to a granddaughter is 10 million, and the reward for giving birth to a grandchild is 100 million. ”

Jin Rui said with a smile: "What, I got up early today, and I haven't brushed my teeth yet......"

After saying that, follow the leg and run!

The fat boss snorted coldly, and then lay down again.

After walking around, Jin Rui finally understood the power and enthusiasm of the blind date parents.

Fight your way through the crowd and run fast away from the scene.

"It's horrible!"

came out to find clues to the second dog Buddha's head, but I didn't expect to almost put myself in.

Coming out of the woods, escaping the chase of the uncles and aunts who were so hot that they exploded, Jin Rui shook the sweat on his head, lit a cigarette and lay down on the stone bench to rest.

At this time, several voices came not far away, Jin Rui's eyes rolled, and his bones rolled up, following the sound.

"Hey, hey, hey, don't you buy fish? ”

"Twenty dollars a piece, how many do you want?"

Jin Rui took a closer look and laughed.

There are a few people around the bamboo forest, and a middle-aged man in the middle is pushing an electric horse and shouting to sell ornamental red carp.

A few greedy uncles and aunts saw that the red carp was beautiful, but they didn't start.

The middle-aged man was a little anxious, belching and boasting to himself.

"Do you think of the size of this fish?"

"Very good!"

"This is all my ancestral breeding, professional fish farming for 30 years, such as fake. ”

"I'll tell you, Mommy, if it weren't for my family, I wouldn't be able to sell this fish. ”

"This big head, this second treasure, this third baby, and this ......"

"This is the biggest, do you know where this fish came from?"

"Speaking out scares you to death, not blowing. ”

"Do you remember the carp spirit in "Journey to the West......"?

"It can't be a carp!"

"I'm only higher than the carp spirit. I'm ......."

"I caught it in the Nine Old Caves of Emei Mountain, do you know the Nine Old Caves, it's the one that Bai Suzhen cultivated back then......

"This fish is with Bai Suzhen...... It's certainly not a ...... of the age."

"I'm a fish saved by Fuxian Bodhisattva back then, do you know it......?"

"Spirituality, Buddha-nature......"

"He represents the Buddha, the whole Buddha's soul ......"

"That's why my fish is called the Buddha Soul, and it's the most expensive one in it......"

"Twenty-five less will not be sold!"

Jin Rui's hand shook, and the lighter fell to the ground.

A few onlookers still didn't start, but the middle-aged people were still chattering and increasing their publicity.

"I'll tell you, twenty yuan, you can't buy a loss, you can't be fooled, you can't go to Hong Kong, you can't go to Singapore......"

"Where's the best part, don't you know?"

"Usually raised to play, if there are guests at home, it is too late to buy vegetables, and the big red fish will be caught under the brush, and the whole sauerkraut fish can be sprinkled ......"

In the end, this sauerkraut fish finally moved the aunt and uncle, and looked at each other and nodded.

"The !! of the integrated office"

"Hurry up and run, the comprehensive office is here!!"

"Catch the ...... who sells fish"

"No ...... Run"

As soon as he heard the three words of comprehensive office, the middle-aged man's complexion changed greatly, and then he heard the fish seller, and the middle-aged man jumped up and ran away, and he didn't even want the electric horse.

Jin Rui ran over and shouted menacingly: "The turtle son's watch runs ......"

Then he faced the aunts and uncles with a straight face, and shouted viciously: "Put all the fish back, these are all thieves stolen from the pond over there." ”

"If you dare to buy thieves, you will be fined!"