Chapter 244: Pig Mother's Troubles
Now, there is a big fat man next to Zhu Sanjin, there are three big fat pigs around Zhu Siliang, and there are also three big fat people around Zhu Erqian.
The men and the pigs surrounded them in the middle, smiling strangely as if they were a delicious meal, and they were all hungry and waiting to be eaten.
"Team Leader Miao, do they want to eat us?" Zhu Sanjin had only one guard by his side, so he moved freely and forcibly leaned towards Zhu Erqian's side.
"If you want to eat us, it's not that easy, Lao Tzu still wants to eat you?" Zhu Siliang waited for his scarlet eyes and roared at the three fat pigs around him.
"What to do, Team Leader Miao. There are eight of them, but there are five of us, and the combat effectiveness is not bad!" Zhu Erqian opened his posture and said: "Fight with them, it is not certain who will eat who at that time!"
"This girl, her temper is quite stubborn!" The old pig demon smiled slightly and said to Miao Qianqian: "Team Leader Miao, we already have the answer here." Five girls like Zhu Sanjin, three girls, seven girls and big girls like Zhu Siliang, Erlang, San Lang and Liulang like Zhu Erqian, my seven children's problems have been solved, it depends on the attitude of the Miao team leader. ”
No, it turns out that although these seven gourd pigs look exactly the same, they have a male and a female, all the male come to Zhu Erqian's side, and all the female ones go to Zhu Sanjin and Zhu Siliang, what is this for?
"Sister Tan is polite, whether it will succeed or not depends on the wishes of the pig concerned. Miao Qianqian said with a smile: "However, Zhu Sanjin and Zhu Siliang are okay, after all, it is common for a man to take two or three women." But, Zhu Erqian is a sow, and I'm afraid it won't work to arrange three boars for him, right?"
The old pig demon smiled: "We are not as particular as humans, as long as they are willing, three or two is not a problem." ”
Miao Qianqian shook her head and said, "But even according to the tradition of the animal kingdom, a female can only be matched with a male?"
"We're not animals, we're demons!" The old pig demon giggled and said, "I think when I was young and beautiful, I was dating seven pig demons at the same time, and no one said anything nonsense, didn't I?"
"Again, as long as they want to, I'm okay here. Miao Qianqian smiled slightly and asked, "Zhu Sanjin, Zhu Siliang, Zhu Erqian, you look at the Tan family brothers and sisters around you, it's no problem to pick one, two or even three." Of course, if you don't like it, it's okay not to have one!"
"What do you mean, you should match us?" Zhu Siliang was on guard.
"That's right, the big girl, the fifth girl and the seventh girl have taken a fancy to you, and they want to deal with you, so you can accept them all!" The old pig demon said with a smile: "You are a Yanjing pig, you have superior genes, and you will definitely be able to let them give birth to a few healthy piglets!"
"What? You want them to breed with me? I won't do it, it's too ugly!" Zhu Erqian suddenly came to his senses, and Ji Lingling gave a cold war, and said: "The three brothers of the Tan family, get out of the way, I will be sick to my stomach when I see you!"
"We're not ugly, we're the most handsome pigs in this warehouse!" protested the three big fat men in low voices.
"That's because, this warehouse is just you pigs!" Zhu Erqian snorted at Shiro.
"Why do I only have one, but there are three of them?" Zhu Sanjin stopped doing it, jumped up and down: "What, am I not handsome enough, am I not strong enough, or am I smellier than them?"
"You don't stink, you're the most fragrant!" Wu Niu opened her arms and wanted to hug Zhu Sanjin.
"Three catties, four taels, two coins, children, don't be busy making a statement, let's listen to the troubles of my old pig demon first!" Suddenly, the old pig demon sighed, and actually squatted on the ground and choked.
"It is said that China is a big pig country, raising tens of millions of pigs every year, but since the liberation, there are very few pigs that have become goblins, which directly leads to the difficulty of finding the favorite object after the pig demon grows up, affecting the next generation......."
The old pig demon was sad and sad, sobbing and telling the truth of the matter.
It turns out that this old pig demon was more than 100 years ago, and it was also a beautiful pig with all kinds of charms and fascination with thousands of little boars.
Therefore, there are many suitors, and she can pick and choose the best of the best.
As a result, more than 140 years ago, she successfully became pregnant, and she was a twins of seven children, seven piglets, three males and four mothers, and all of them grew into pig demons.
This would have been a very happy thing, and the old pig demon thought so at the time.
But after a hundred years, after these little pig demons grow up to be real pig demons, happy troubles will follow.
Because of the sharp decline in the number of pig demons and the strengthening of the management of the Monster Management Bureau, her seven children are all over one hundred and forty years old, but none of them have found a suitable partner.
Because almost all of the pig demons they know already have a fixed partner.
Even, in the last seventy or eighty years, they have not seen any other pig demons.
The child grew up and became sexually mature, and he screamed in a hurry every night, and the old pig demon was so anxious that his hair turned white.
You can't let their brother and sister combine, and they can breed near Qin!
Fortunately, Zhu Sanjin, Zhu Siliang and Zhu Erqian can make their identities public, as soon as the old pig demon got the news, he immediately applied to the Baozhou City Monster Management Bureau, hoping that they could send the three of them to solve the population crisis of their pig demon.
"Three catties, four taels, two coins, can you understand the anxiety of an old mother?" The old pig demon wiped his tears and said: "You just stay, how good is it for our family to live in harmony with Meimei? In order to win you over, I have been frugal for decades, and we have even changed to vegetarianism, so we have saved millions of family property." One million, you have already paid your purchase fees, and there are more than two million left, which is enough for us to live happily for decades!"
Miao Qianqian also smiled: "Our Monster Management Bureau has done our best, and we know that you will be resistant, so I sent you over without saying hello in advance." Let you get to know each other before you make a decision. How's it going, have you figured it out?"
I was so happy that I almost lost my breath, it turned out that this was a farce, no wonder Miao Qianqian dared to break into the monster den with me.
This old pig demon is not a rich man, she is just frugal.
It can be seen that the salary of the job of guarding the freezer is definitely not high, she can save millions, it is really not easy, she can be willing to spend one million to buy Zhu Sanjin them, and she is definitely forced to be in a hurry.
As it turned out, the nervousness of the three pigs finally relaxed, and they looked at each other and shook their heads at the same time.
"Don't!"
"I don't like it!"
"I disagree!"
"What?" The old pig demon's body trembled, and he almost fainted: "I am seven smart, handsome, beautiful and generous children, you don't even fancy them?"