Chapter 243: Tan Family Ancestor
No, why is Miao Qianqian by the side of the old pig demon, and it looks very harmonious?
Didn't she discuss it with me, divide the soldiers into two ways, scout the elf's lair from different directions, and then launch an attack to wipe them out, why did she get involved with the old pig demon?
It's just that I can't move now, and my whole body is already frozen, especially the surface of my body, which is as hard as iron.
I could only lean against the door of the carriage in a very comical position, watching the ten pigs scuffle.
"Mom, it's not that we're stupid, it's that they're too big, almost twice as heavy as us!" a big fat man was so tired and panting that he could barely stand on his feet.
"Ancestor, they are really fat, there is almost a ton!" A big fat pig had just been knocked to the ground by Zhu Sanjin, and he simply couldn't get up from lying on the ground.
"Now, you know the hard work of being a mother, right?" The old pig demon shook his head with a wry smile, and said: "Don't be picky when eating, I told you for more than a hundred years, but you just don't listen." Now, you know how important it is for us pig demons to maintain their weight, right?"
"Mom, I want to eat it too, but the swill is really not delicious!" a big fat man frowned.
"Ancestor, I'm two hundred and forty pounds, and I'm already sickly fat among humans, so I can't eat it anymore!" a big fat pig kept shaking its head.
"That is, we are pig demons, we actually drink three buckets of swill every day, and we have to eat pig feed!"
"How can we be one level higher than those stupid pigs, we are demon clans!"
"You are so rich, but you are reluctant to give us flowers, why is that?"
"We, seven brothers, have had enough!"
These seven pigs turned out to be a mother's compatriots, and they actually quarreled with the old pig demon in this pork warehouse for the sake of food.
I was amazed, this old pig demon, is it their ancestor, or is it their mother?
To say they don't have anything to eat is too, right?
There are thousands of tons of frozen pork in the warehouse, and some of the thawing is enough for the seven brothers to eat and drink.
If this is given to Zhu Sanjin and them, within a year, they will be able to eat all the frozen pork in this warehouse.
"Team Leader Miao, the old man has no way to teach his son, which makes Team Leader Miao smile. The old pig demon shook his head with a wry smile, and said: "Team Leader Miao, let these three pig babies receive magical powers, everyone is their own, it's okay to play with each other, but don't hurt the harmony!"
"That's what the Tan family's mother said!" Miao Qianqian smiled, took two steps forward, and shouted: "Zhu Sanjin, Zhu Siliang, Zhu Erqian, don't you toss, can't you see that this is a joke made by the Tan family's mother?"
In fact, since Miao Qianqian and the old pig demon appeared, the battle has basically ended.
Ten pigs, seven in the shape of pigs and three in human form, all squatted on the ground panting.
Although the battle just now was extremely fierce, they mainly relied on the weight of their bodies to collide, and it was the most laborious.
Zhu Sanjin shook his body a few times, stood up, turned into a human form, and said, "Team Leader Miao, are you kidding you to inform us too?" We thought we were going to be killed and frozen here, can we do it if we don't resist desperately?"
"What a strong pig baby, you are the forest pig demon of the Northeast, right?" The old pig demon smiled, as if Zhu Sanjin was a baby, and the more he looked at it, the more he liked it.
"I'm not a forest pig in the northeast, I'm a forest pig in the south!" Zhu Sanjin glanced at the old pig demon.
Immediately, the two big fat men walked over, and their saliva was about to flow out as if they were staring at a piece of food.
"Mom, I like this!" one of the big fat men cautiously stretched out his hand, wanting to touch Zhu Sanjin.
"I want it too!" Another big fat man twisted and pinched, and actually threw a wink at Zhu Sanjin.
"You ...... What do you want to do?" Zhu Sanjin suddenly felt creepy, and took a step back in fright.
"Dani Wuni, don't worry, let's see how the other brothers and sisters choose. The old pig demon took two steps forward, pointed at Zhu Siliang, and said with a smile: "I can see at a glance this little baby, this is a Yanjing pig, don't look thinner than the forest pig, but pork is definitely the most delicious among them, and they love to be clean!"
I almost laughed, if I want to say that Zhu Siliang's meat is delicious, I admit it, but to say that he loves to be clean, isn't this talking nonsense with his eyes open?
The old pig demon smiled and asked, "This ...... Doesn't anyone like it? His meat is really delicious!"
"I ...... I like it!" A big fat pig immediately rushed over and lay beside Zhu Siliang, drooling.
"And me!" Another big fat pig ran to Zhu Siliang's side, squatting beside him and just smacking his mouth.
"This ...... Actually, I like it too!" Suddenly, the big fat man named Da Niu rolled on the spot, turned into a pig, and ran behind Zhu Si to grind his teeth.
Zhu Siliang was frightened, immediately turned around, stared at the three pigs, and shouted: "What are you doing, you want to eat Lao Tzu, and you don't want to see whose teeth are bigger!"
When Zhu Erqian saw it, he immediately dodged to the side, turned into a middle-aged woman in her forties, and said, "Fourth, you're done, you really don't have enough for them to eat!"
The old pig demon shook his head and said, "Three girls and seven girls, don't be in a hurry." And your big girl, don't you like the one just now, why did you change your hexagram again. This is called being inattentive, and it is very taboo!"
"Mom, I've only been in contact with it for a while just now, don't people understand. The big girl shook her head and said, "I also like to eat salt well pigs, can't I?"
"Okay or not, it doesn't matter if you say it for your mother!" The old pig demon turned to Zhu Erqian with a smile and said, "Look, this must be a girl from Zhu Hongkui's family, she looks really handsome." ”
was praised for being beautiful, Zhu Erqian was very proud, and even twisted his body in public, and said, "How do you know your father's name?"
"Do you know that more than two hundred years ago, your father was one of the many suitors of the old body!" the old lady smiled triumphantly and asked, "Your father, how are you now?"
Zhu Erqian shook his head: "It's not good, more than a hundred years ago, Cixi was going to celebrate her sixtieth birthday and slaughtered my father!"
"How can there be such a thing?" The old pig demon shook his body and asked in a trembling voice: "My father was in the prime of life a hundred years ago, his strength is infinite, and his weight is close to six hundred catties, who can kill him?"
"It's only to blame that we were greedy for food and the royal ranch for decades, but we were discovered by a tiger demon and killed my father!" When saying this, Zhu Erqian did not have a sad expression, and more than a hundred years of time almost eliminated her hatred.
Or, in her mind, it was impossible to repay the hatred!
"Child, the festival is changing. When you arrive at your Aunt Tan's house today, you don't have to bear the pain of parting!" The old pig demon sighed and said, "Erqian has no choice, Erlang, Shiro, Liulang, what about you?"
Immediately, three big fat men surrounded Zhu Erqian, and everyone had an indescribable smile on their faces.