Chapter 85: I Want to Become a Human

It's horrible, how did I become a dog?

I tried to stand up, but my hind legs were bent and I couldn't stand up straight, and my arms hung like a pug.

With a shake of his head, a tuft of long golden hair swept across his cheeks.

I screamed and rushed into the bathroom, looked in the mirror, and then let out a few more roars and smashed the mirror with a single punch.

In the mirror, I was a golden Tibetan mastiff, with blond hair on his head, eyes racing copper bells, and a few outturned fangs in his mouth.

Am I possessed by Hagel?

"How did I become like this?" I yelled at the men.

But they didn't understand, all they heard was the barking of vicious dogs.

Xu Hui was a little frightened, hid behind Master Rabbit, and asked, "Master, why can't Master speak?"

"He has become a dog, and it takes a while for his vocal cords to get used to!" Hu Hongying smiled and said, "Husband, are you tired of being a human being and want to change your form? ”

"Whoa......" My reply was just a growl.

"Okay, wash your hands, wash your face, Hui'er, they're all very hungry!" Hu Hongying smiled and turned around and went to the living room.

How can I still bother to wash my face and hands, let alone how to wash the furry ones cleanly?

I went to the living room in frustration and was immediately shocked by the cauldron here.

A large copper pot with a diameter of at least one meter and two meters and a depth of more than 60 centimeters is steaming and fragrant, full of at least 100 catties of stewed dog meat, as well as side dishes such as vermicelli, potatoes, and tofu.

On the sofa in the living room, there are two bloody dog skins, one is golden throughout, and the other is also yellow, but the brightness and suppleness of the hair are much worse.

In addition, two dog heads crouched on the coffee table, baring their teeth, showing that they had endured great pain before dying.

Wouldn't it, this cauldron actually had two Tibetan mastiffs?

There is no such big copper pot on the market, where did they get it?

With such a large pot, it is definitely not enough to heat it with an induction cooker, and there is a huge brazier squatting here, and the charcoal fire inside is burning vigorously.

"Husband, come and take a seat, try the dog meat I made, it's absolutely a must!" Hu Hongying immediately pulled out a chair.

"Master, eat quickly, if you don't finish eating, my mother won't let me eat, I'll starve to death!" Xu Hui pouted, urging vigorously.

Although the rabbit did not speak, he had already hugged two carrots and stood by the copper pot with his eyes open.

"Woo woo woo woo ......" I mean "Eat it, I don't have an appetite." ”

How can I still have the heart to eat dog meat, the hunger just now has long since disappeared, and I just want to understand now, why did I change my voice to a dog?

"It seems that the head of the family is not hungry!" Hu Hongying smiled and waved her hand, and said, "Hui'er, little rabbit, you can pour all this dog meat." ”

"Down?" said the rabbit for a moment.

"Master, Master doesn't eat, I'll eat, don't pour it!" Xu Hui was really hungry, and immediately picked up a pair of chopsticks and prepared to take out a piece of dog meat from the pot.

"Smack!" The chopsticks in Xu Hui's hand were immediately knocked down by Hu Hongying.

Hu Hongying frowned and said, "What the head of the family doesn't eat, you can't eat either, you can only throw it out!"

"But, what a waste!" Xu Hui swallowed uncontrollably.

"It's just two dogs, this is also called a waste? Think about the grand occasion when we ate ten cows, thirty sheep, and forty pigs in one meal in Baifu, you haven't seen it!" Hu Hongying said resolutely: "If the head of the family doesn't eat it, we can't eat it, this is the rule." Immediately, right now, pour this dog meat!"

Don't, what does it have to do with eating a hundred cows at a meal and now?

worked so hard to make this meal, how could he throw it away without even tasting it, Xu Hui is an ordinary person, and she is almost hungry.

"Woo, woo......" In fact, the food came first, and my hunger was aroused again.

The dog meat in the pot is bright red and has an attractive aroma, so why not eat a little?

After eating, it is good to create an opportunity for Xu Hui and Master Rabbit to eat dog meat.

So I walked over to the table and sat down in the main seat.

"Master, these are your chopsticks!"

"Master, give you a spoon!"

Whether it is Xu Hui or Master Rabbit, their eyes are shining, and they are diligent in handing this and that.

However, when my hand was stretched out, I realized that it was a dog's paw, and I couldn't hold chopsticks at all.

"Just sit down, just sit down, just feed you!" Hu Hongying walked over with a smile, took the dishes and chopsticks, and asked, "Master, which piece do you want to eat?"

"Woo woo woo ......" I said at a piece of dog chop Nunu in the pot.

"Is this this?" Hu Hongying took a piece of dog intestines and handed it to my mouth.

The intestines are the intestines, and it looks very fragrant.

I opened my mouth, and I had just taken the dog's intestines in my mouth, and suddenly I spit it out again.

These two dogs, one is an ordinary Tibetan mastiff, and they eat it.

But the other one, it was Hagel, who appeared in front of me in the form of a human being, which made me feel like I was eating human flesh!

"What, you don't want to eat it again?" Hu Hongying frowned, waved her hand and said, "Hui'er, pour all this dog meat!"

"Master, I know that you have a mental disorder, and you feel that this dog has once become a human, and you can't talk about it. Xu Hui Bingxue was smart, and immediately understood why I spit out the dog meat, so she was so anxious that she stomped her feet and said, "But you don't want to think about it, he can eat you, why can't you eat him?"

Xu Hui's words immediately stirred up painful memories for me.

Eaten by several dogs in turn, how did they ever think that I was a human being, and how could they ever hesitate in the slightest?

They can eat me, why can't I eat them?

"Woo, woo......" I said again, meaning to eat a piece of dog leg.

"This piece?" Hu Hongying stretched out her chopsticks and actually pinched a piece of dog lung for me.

I can see that Hu Hongying didn't mean to be wrong, she did it on purpose.

I raised my head, looked at Hu Hongying angrily, and asked, "Are you a heart?"

However, I could only make a whining sound, but Hu Hongying seemed to understand, and said with a smile: "Master, this is the last meal I made for you, you don't want to eat, I'm so sad." Originally, I wanted to turn you back into human form so we could have a good conversation. However, you are going to divorce me, and there is no point in me doing this!"

What, you can turn me into a human form again!

......I was in a hurry, jumped down from the chair, and kept pointing at Hu Hongying and at myself with my two front legs: "Quick, turn me into a human!"