"What are you talking about, I didn't hear clearly?" Hu Hongying sat opposite me and said with a sad expression: "Hey, husband and wife can't do it, what do I care about about this?" Come on, have a good meal, let's get together and disperse!"

"Woo woo woo woo ...... "I'm so anxious that I almost put my head on the table!"

"What, you want to become a human?" Hu Hongying smiled: "You are originally a human, and in my heart you will always be a human being." ”

I'm going crazy, I don't want you to be human, I want to be human!

"Woohoo woo woo ......"

"What, you want to eat liver? Let me look for it, I saw a piece just now, why is it missing? Forget it, I'll give you a piece of dog intestines!"

"Woohoo woo woo ......"

"You said you want to live a good life with me? Hey, I want to too, but it's a pity that you're going to divorce me, and I have to leave!"

"Woohoo woo woo ......"

"You said you didn't stop me, is that true?"

"Woohoo woo woo ......"

"You swear that you will never stop me, and we will always be husband and wife!"

Hu Hongying This is definitely deliberate, she knows that I don't want to become a dog, so she uses this to blackmail me.

But what can I do, what choice can I have when it comes to being a man and a dog?

"Whew, well, I promise you!" I gave in.

In fact, I am not so resistant to Hu Hongying being my wife, she is young and beautiful, well-proportioned, fair-skinned, no matter in which aspect, she is not so much higher than my previous mate selection standards.

The reason why I didn't accept him was because she used to be Xu Zhixin's wife, and because she was too old.

"What are you talking about, I don't understand?" Hu Hongying said with a smile: "If you agree, just nod!"

I nodded vigorously.

Hu Hongying said again: "You swear, and you can't make any oaths like not dying well, because you won't die." So, you swear that if you break your promise, you won't find a wife for the rest of your life, or you can only be with ugly monsters for the rest of your life! Or you can simply marry a rabbit spirit as a wife, and that rabbit spirit can't turn into a human form for the rest of your life!"

"Big lady, why are you talking about our rabbit clan!" the rabbit pouted.

"God, this oath is too vicious! Can a male dog and a female rabbit have love?" Xu Hui held back her laughter.

I just swear, anyway, I can only whine and whine, and no one else can hear what it means.

I immediately said, "Well, I swear, as long as I can get back to human form, I'll divorce you......"

However, as soon as the words came out, I was stunned, it was completely clear human language, how did I regain my ability to speak?

"You're still lying to me!" Hu Hongying shook her head with a wry smile and said, "In that case, you should always be a dog! When you grow up and get old, you just become a pot of meat, just like what is cooked in a pot now. ”

Hu Hongying looked very sad and turned around to leave.

I was in a hurry, went up and grabbed Hu Hongying, and said, "I swear, I can't swear? I swear, as long as I can restore my human form, we are a family, and I will never stop you." If I break my oath, I will not find a wife for the rest of my life, and I can only live with a rabbit!"

"That's right, the husband and wife should face it sincerely, don't move at every turn, it's you who divorce me, and I leave you!" Hu Hongying's smile bloomed like a flower, handed over a pair of chopsticks, and said with a smile: "I didn't eat on the first day, I must be hungry, eat quickly." This is my ton of dog meat for you, and it's absolutely delicious!"

I took the chopsticks and said with a wry smile: "I want to become a human first, I'm really not in the mood to eat like this!"

"Becoming a human, don't you already have a pair of human hands?" Hu Hongying smiled and picked up a piece of dog ribs and ate it with relish.

My hand has become human?

I was stunned, how could I afford chopsticks?

A miracle happened, and before I knew it, my hands were no longer dog paws, but a pair of white and pure human palms.

Not only the palms of the hands, but even the two forearms have changed their appearance, and the yellow fluff is gradually receding into the body, and some human hairs are gradually coming out.

"God, my hand!" I was ecstatic.

"Poof!" Suddenly, Xu Hui couldn't help it, laughed out loud, and said, "Master, you have been fooled!"

"What?" I clasped my hands, feeling like I was in a dream.

Xu Hui glanced at Hu Hongying and said, "Shi Niang said, you have eaten the natal demon pill of Lord Ha, and you already have the ability to become a dog, this is a normal phenomenon, as long as you practice diligently and control it well, you will be able to switch freely between the form of a dog and the form of a human." ”

Master Rabbit also said embarrassedly: "The master is a human in this life, so you mainly exist in human form. Unless you get tired of it, you give up the paraskin and enter another organism. In that case, you will be given a new lease of life. The eldest lady said, you have changed your life form more than 7,600 times. ”

"What, you lied to me?" I was furious and glared at Hu Hongying viciously.

Hu Hongying didn't raise her head, picked up the seventh dog steak, and said while eating: "What is a lie, it was voluntary, and you swore a poisonous oath!"

"I didn't know this at the time, but you used this to threaten me, it's called deception!" I was furious.

"Now, do you want to regret it?" Hu Hongying raised her head and said, "Yes, I'll give you a chance, as long as you win me, I'll still leave!"

"Win what?" I clenched my fists.

Hu Hongying pointed to the dog meat in the pot and said with a smile: "Eat meat, see who eats more!"

I'm hungry right now, and I feel like I can eat an elephant.

Even if Hu Hongying can eat again, she is just a delicate woman, how big a belly can she have?

I gritted my teeth and said, "It's better than that, if I win, you can't regret it!"

"If you lose, you can't regret it!" As she spoke, Hu Hongying picked up the eighth dog steak and said with a smile: "What you ate just now doesn't count, from this moment on, whoever eats more will win!"

"Who's afraid of whom!" I also picked up a dog steak.

"Then let's start!" Hu Hongying smiled slightly, opened her mouth and put the dog steak into her mouth, and without seeing any movement of her lips, a dog bone spit out, but the meat had already entered the stomach.

"Start!" When it comes to eating, how can I let a woman compare?

Immediately, I took the dog steak and put it to my mouth.

However, as soon as the dog steak came into contact with my lips, there was a violent churn in my stomach, my throat spasmed, and I almost vomited!