The price starts from the ground, and there is a reason.

When the nearby tourists saw the dispute here, they all gathered over, and when they saw that such a good pork stewed vermicelli was actually made by a fat pig, they blamed it one after another.

An employee of the herbivory hall frowned and asked, "You're new, right? You brought the pigs? This is a zoo, not a farm." Even if you're a relative of the head of the garden, you can't keep a pig in a deer barn!"

"The pigs eat better than I eat at noon!" said one tourist with hatred.

"Feeding pork to pigs is not self-harming, it's simply self-destruction!"

The three big fat pigs seemed to be nothing, and in the blink of an eye, they ate the two pots of pork stewed vermicelli outside, and then twisted their buttocks contentedly, hummed in their mouths, returned to the deer house, lay on the ground, and began to fall asleep.

Thirty meters away, the door of the office opened, and Miao Qianqian beckoned to me with a calm face: "Come here! Give the pig stewed vermicelli, what do you think?"

I also knew that this incident had caused a bad impact, so I hurriedly laughed with her, planning to tell Miao Qianqian the secret of the pig demons.

"You're the leader here, right?" the hotel owner suddenly rushed out and shouted, "You have to deal with this matter, deal with it seriously!"

Miao Qianqian immediately put on a businesslike expression and said, "This comrade, I am the head of the Miao section of the herbivore department of the zoo, what do you need help with?"

The owner of the restaurant crossed his fingers and began to calculate: "Section Chief Miao, I don't need help, I want your zoo to compensate me for the loss of tableware, mental damage, personality insult, and culinary desecration......"

I was speechless, this restaurant owner is not hospitable at all, he doesn't seem to be delivering food at all, he is here to touch porcelain.

It's just a few pots of vegetables, and it doesn't cost you a penny, and it doesn't break the pot, where does it cost so much.

I reckon that even if I didn't give pork stew vermicelli to the pigs, he would find other reasons to make money.

However, Miao Qianqian was unexpectedly kind and said, "What you said makes sense, how much do you need to lose?"

"One thousand!" The owner of the restaurant didn't expect Miao Qianqian to speak so well, so he paused for a moment and said: "My loss is really big, my little heart is still wow-wow wow

This big hat is buttoned down, and the eloquence of this hotel owner is extraordinary!

"Yes, understand, this is a mistake in our management, and I will definitely criticize him harshly when I look back! But please also understand that these three pigs were raised by Comrade Xiaobai himself, and they will be killed in a few days, and he is reluctant to give them a good meal, and it is understandable. Miao Qianqian bowed and bowed again, and said with a smile: "But a thousand yuan is too high, can it be less?"

The hotel owner's eyes lit up: "You, the section chief, are sensible and give you a face, nine folds...... Twenty percent off, no less, this is my bottom line!"

"Deal, eight hundred yuan!" Miao Qianqian waved her hand and said, "Give it to him!"

"Give him, eight hundred yuan for four pots?" I'm a little annoyed, you can't make it like this if you have money, this guy is obviously here to touch porcelain, and it's too much to give him a hundred yuan.

"Give it to him!" Miao Qianqian's expression suddenly became stern.

I was stunned, what did she want to express?

Forget it, I am also responsible for this, and I will give it to him.

I took out 800 yuan, handed it over, and said, "Brother, it's a good means, after a while, the net profit is almost 1,000, right?"

The owner of the hotel was overjoyed, grabbed 800 yuan and put it in his pocket, and smiled embarrassedly: "Business has been sluggish recently, and it is rare to meet such a big sum of money as you, so I am a little more ruthless." Hehe, brother, the pig was raised by you, and it must be very uncomfortable to kill it soon, right? Otherwise, I'll send another pot of stewed pork ribs and a few pig's trotters? By the way, I also have a pig's head, which can be regarded as a severed head rice. I promise, the price is fair and reasonable, a pig's head is only a hundred yuan!"

Don't you say that you are blaspheming your cooking skills, insulting your personality, and wasting your food?

I waved my hand angrily and said, "Let's go, I don't want to see you again!"

"Go, definitely go today. But today is the first time I've entered the zoo without spending money, so I have to go shopping!" The owner of the restaurant shrank his neck, turned around and walked to the nearby place where the antelope was closed, and looked at it with relish, "Not bad, this is all good meat, if you stew it with vermicelli, it will be absolutely delicious!"

Not only did he cheat me for 800 yuan, but he also let him visit the zoo for free, but the key is that I can't do anything at all.

I was so annoyed that I walked into the office and asked, "Why did you give him money, he is a porcelain toucher, and thirty yuan is enough according to me." ”

"Didn't you see the people from the aquarium nearby, and the people from Lion Tiger Mountain were also looking over here?"

"Are they relatives and I don't give them a helping hand?"

"This is the rule of our Monster Administration!" Miao Qianqian shook her head and said: "No matter when, where, or whom, but anything that a goblin does that does not conform to the normal thinking of human beings, we, as members of the Monster Management Bureau, have the responsibility and obligation to calm down and guide as quickly as possible to avoid human suspicion or panic." ”

Pigs eat pork, and eat so much at one time, which is indeed beyond the scope of normal people's understanding.

I asked, "Who are you, and if we don't deal with it in time, they will deal with it?"

"Deal with it, they don't have so much kindness, they will only go to complain, saying that our three groups mismanaged and caused the demon clan to leak secrets. In this way, they have a reason to apply for the dissolution of the three groups. Miao Qianqian said with a calm face: "As far as the relationship between you and me is concerned, I have nothing to hide. Our current aim is to destroy the first group of Lion Tiger Mountain, the second group of the reptile pavilion, and the fourth group of the aquarium. ”

Destroy one, strike one, win over one, Miao Qianqian This strategy and tactics have long been formulated.

But the question is, aren't these all colleagues, so you don't live and die like this, right?

I smiled wryly, "What is the relationship between the two of us?"

"Husband and wife!" Miao Qianqian raised her head and stared at me with her eyes.

"You knew about that situation at the time, you can't do it!" I was sweating profusely.

"What, do you want to regret it? If you sleep with someone, you don't plan to admit it when you lift your pants?" Miao Qianqian was angry, her eyes like knives.

"What did I sleep with you? I didn't feel anything at all!"

"It doesn't matter if you don't feel it. Miao Qianqian stood up, paced back and forth in the room for two steps, and said, "No, find a suitable opportunity to make our relationship public, otherwise, if we are together at night, we will be gossiped!"

"What, together at night?"