Chapter 153: The First Great Gift
Miao Qianqian is different from Hu Hongying, Hu Hongying is dignified and elegant, she is very comfortable from that direction, and has a majestic temperament, while she is aggressive, aggressive in everything, and wants to compete for the first, although she is pure and beautiful, she has a leadership temperament.
Both of them are beautiful, and they are more than enough to be my wife.
But the key is that the methods they take make me unacceptable, shouldn't husbands and wives be attracted to each other, do you want me?
This is not ancient times, where a strong party can buy out the emotions of a weak party.
"Who's going to be with you at night?"
"If the two of them are not together at night, are they still separated?" Miao Qianqian stepped forward, put her left hand on my shoulder, and said: The Monster Management Bureau does not provide a dormitory, and if you are not on duty at night, you have to go back to live. It just so happens that I have a two-bedroom and two-hall rental house in the nearby garden community, so you can go and stay at night. ”
"Come less, I have a house in Baozhou!" I had already retreated to the door.
"Your house in Baozhou has already made Zhao Wei and them a warehouse. Miao Qianqian looked at her watch and said, "It's almost five o'clock, our unit's attendance is very loose, it doesn't matter if it's an hour earlier or an hour late." Let's go, buy some groceries, and try my craft. Also, I'll tell you about the rules and regulations of our Monster Management Bureau in the evening. ”
"I ...... I'm working overtime today!" I opened the door and ran to the deer barn.
It's so strange, if you met a beauty like Miao Qianqian before, wouldn't you want to hug her in your arms immediately, why do you just want to escape now?
Could it be that after being possessed by Xu Zhixin, I also have the genes of a lighthouse jellyfish.
In my subconscious, the lighthouse jellyfish are my kind, and the Persian cat, no matter how good-looking, is just an outlier.
Maybe it was this sentence that hurt Miao Qianqian's heart, she appeared at the door angrily, slammed the door slammed, and said, "If you want to work overtime, you can, you can sleep with the pig!"
"Don't worry, it's not cold yet, the park is full of benches, I have a place to sleep!" I didn't look back, but I felt a burning gaze in my vest, and Miao Qianqian seemed to want to kill me.
Soon, Miao Qianqian left, maybe she went back to the garden community to sulk, or maybe she went to the office building to find a colleague.
At this point, when the park is closed, tourists start to walk in the direction of the exit, and no one pays attention to the deer house anymore.
Suddenly, Zhu Sanjin got up and said, "Brother Xiaobai, just now Team Leader Miao said that you should sleep with us, is this true?"
Zhu Siliang raised his head and said with emotion: "The manager and the managed eat and sleep together, this is called having fun with the people, Brother Xiaobai is really a model for my generation!"
Zhu Erqian moved his body to the left and said, "Come here to sleep, I've been covered with heat, I'll hold you at night to ensure that you won't catch a cold!"
I went and gave up the opportunity to be with a beautiful woman, but I came to sleep with a big white pig in my arms, I was sick!
I cried and laughed and said, "With your own stinky dung, you can sleep too?"
"Wrong, this is not stinky manure, it is rice field co., it is fragrant, high-quality fertilizer!" Zhu Sanjin was not interested in the pig manure close at hand, and said proudly: "Our rice field fertility is more powerful than ordinary chemical fertilizer, I don't believe you can use it to milk crops, to ensure that the yield is increased by 50%, and the quality is good!"
My nose was crooked, and I yelled, "You forgot, how did you promise me?"
"Did we promise you something?" the three pigs stared at each other with an innocent look.
I was furious, spent more than 1,000 yuan on me, and was scared by Miao Qianqian, these three pigs acted as if they were fine.
I picked up a shovel and shouted, "I think Miao Qianqian is right, you were raised and killed to eat meat!"
"Oh no, Comrade Xiaobai is angry!" Zhu Erqian shrank his neck.
"If you have something to say, why bother?" Zhu Siliang swayed around the three piles of pig manure and said, "Isn't it just to deal with these rice fields, how big a matter it is, look at me!"
As soon as the words fell, Zhu Siliang lowered his head suddenly, and his huge and thick pig nose pierced into the ground.
After a dull sound of "booming ......", the dust suddenly flew, and a large ditch more than two feet wide, more than one meter long, and more than half a meter deep appeared on the ground.
"It just so happens that there is no one here, we can do it in three minutes!" Zhu Sanjin also staggered over, raised his front pig's trotters, and stomped on the edge of the ditch.
"Whoa!" a gap more than a foot wide appeared at the edge of the ditch, and a pile of pig manure near it involuntarily flowed down.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa!" The three big fat pigs were like three bulldozers, using the newly dug soil as stalls, and began to storm the three piles of dung initiators they had pulled out.
Sure enough, in less than two minutes, three piles of manure all went into the ditch.
Then, the new soil was cultivated, and the three big fat pigs rolled on it a few times, and the big ditch was filled.
It is worthy of the pig demon, they actually dispose of their feces in this way.
It's just that the four sika deer next to him were so frightened that they trembled and couldn't stand steadily.
"How is it, amazing, right?" Zhu Sanjin said proudly: "Little white brother, if you come in and step on it, the ground is porcelain." ”
My head hit the iron fence three times in a row, and I yelled, "That's not what I'm talking about!"
"It's not this, what else could it be?" Zhu Erqian was confused, looked back at the four shivering sika deer, and said unhappily: "No, you let us dispose of their feces too?"
"You...... Why don't you say anything about their food?" I stomped my foot angrily and said, "Is pork stewed vermicelli delicious?" What did you promise me when you asked me to buy pork stewed vermicelli?"
"So it's for this, didn't you say it earlier!" The three big fat pigs suddenly showed expressions of sudden realization, and shook their heads and sighed at the same time.
Zhu Sanjin said: "A fan of money is a fan of money, just say no, why bother talking about Yoneda?"
Zhu Erqian kept shaking his head: "That is, our three heroes of the Zhu family will do what they say, why should you worry?"
"Didn't you just want our treasure, it had already been prepared for you!" Zhu Siliang suddenly opened his mouth, highlighted a small note, and said, "No, this is the first big gift prepared for you." Take it and dig for treasure, it is guaranteed to be much more than buying pork stewed vermicelli. ”
"What do you mean by the first gift?"
"How fresh, a meal of pork stewed vermicelli still wants to take away all the treasures we have accumulated for hundreds of years?" Zhu Sanjin said with the old god: "This is the benefit of pork stewed vermicelli today, and when we want to eat delicious noodles tomorrow, we will give you another one!"
Who said that pig demons are stupid like pigs, they are better than monkeys!