"Don't fight! Otherwise, you'll get into rabies!" Xu Jiaying threatened Ah Cheng and said: "After the onset of the disease, it will bark and bite like a mad dog, foaming at the mouth and stretching out its feet!"

Ah Tang is well-behaved and smart, and Xu Jiaying sometimes talks to it like family.

"Really, the hair on my body is messed up again! If you meet a wild cat in the future, you have to hide far away, if it chases you, you will run home, you know?" Xu Jiaying stopped watching the live broadcast, so she simply took out the comb and combed Ah Tangerine.

"Meow. ”

"Have you gone out to find a friend? I haven't seen you at home for the past few days, and I haven't come back in the middle of the night. ”

"Meow! Meow!"

"I've heard that cats have a long estrus period and give birth to kittens all year round!"

"Meow!" Ah Tang opened his mouth and gently knocked his teeth on Xu Jiaying's wrist in protest, turning his body over to signal that he could comb the other side.

"Yes, you've never seen you in heat! My hometown is in the countryside, and when I was a child, I often heard a cat barking in the middle of the night! The sound sounded like a baby crying, and it was weird. ”

"Meow~~"

"Haha, I know you won't scream so badly! And when the wild cats fight, they scream so badly that I don't even dare to go out to see them. I was so frightened that I ran home and threw my flashlight on the ground! That time I was scolded so badly that my father beat me several times!"

"Meow! Meow meow!"

"yes, back then, I was like a wild cat. Xu Jiaying's expression was a little trance: "Oh, how can I remember what happened before, my head is a little dizzy......"

The comb slipped from her hand, and Xu Jiaying fell asleep on the table without warning.

"It's not about her! you're looking for me!" Ah Tang jumped down and said a human word: "You don't want to hurt her!"

The invisible wind flowed, but it was confined to the confines of the human form. If Yang Jingru was here, her eyes would be a clear person standing in front of Ah Tang.

Chen Liyi stretched out his hand, and his extended wind arm grabbed Ah Tang. Ah Tang didn't dare to move, so he had to hold on to Chen Li's hands. The fat cat was easily caught by Chen Li, and it broke like foam.

"Illusion? No, Meow's position hasn't changed. It also suddenly disappeared when it was in the lifesavings, which is not something that can be explained by illusion. ”

"As long as I don't want to, you'll never touch me!" Ah Tang appeared on the opposite bed frame, assuming a vigilant posture.

"Space jumping, virtual bodying, is a tricky guy anyway. Chen Li protected Xu Jiaying behind him, and was not in a hurry to catch the gray fat cat: "That's how you sneaked into the office!"

"I can even do this kind of thing if I want to!"

Xu Jiaying's figure suddenly appeared next to Ah Tang, flickered and then returned to its original position.

"Get out of here, or you'll have to worry about going to bed with your head gone!"

This is a threat to Chiguoguo, but it is not a lie. Chen Li tried to use the extended empty ghost arm to catch Ah Tang, but each time he was escaped by Ah Tang in the moment before he succeeded, and then appeared in the same place.

"It doesn't seem like it's going to be easy. "Brute force is useless, Chen Li's most powerful weapon has become an ornament. But Chen Li was not flustered, and even had the heart to glance at Xu Jiaying's homework book.

"Director Chen, I'm here to help you!"

The door of the dormitory suddenly opened, and Yang Jingru rushed in with Lianhua in front of her.

"Boss, I'm here too. ”

Ye Qiansi flowed out of the keyhole and quickly swelled into a ghost with sharp claws.

Of course, the girls' dormitory is stopped by men, and it is much more convenient for Yang Jingru, who is also a woman, to come in. After asking Gou Li to understand what floor the target was, Yang Jingru easily gained the trust of the dormitory manager by visiting her sister. Of course, Liu Guanxi's information is also crucial, Yang Jingru's illusory sister is all real except for the relationship, and the class professional house number is word-for-word.

"No matter how many people come, it's useless, you can't catch me!" Ah Tang was calm, not panicking at all because of the increasing number of people who arrested him.

"The thief sees the police and doesn't run away, why? Because he runs faster than the police? No, it's a question of whether you can do it, not why you don't do it. So, why didn't you run away when you saw me?"

"I can leave at any time!"

"But you haven't escaped yet!" Chen Li motioned to Yang Jingru to guard the door and not to approach: "I don't doubt your ability, but what I want to ask is the reason." ”

"Jiaying just raised me as a wild cat, she doesn't know my true identity!"

"Interesting, you seem to know the internal rules of the Rescue Service. It is absolutely forbidden for a cultivator to drive away ghosts and harm people, and the same is true for youkai who are protected by the Rescue Department. In the most serious case, the main messenger can be imprisoned at Liudong Lake! Do you want to say that this little girl knows nothing about what you are doing, and is just an ordinary passerby?"

"She doesn't know Taoism, and she doesn't have Dao power in her body!" Ah Tang said calmly, "I'm afraid it's unreasonable to say that such an ordinary person is a cultivator, right?"

"Some magic weapons can control ghosts, and they don't require the user to know Taoism. Chen Li said: "For example, you like the pancreatic sunscreen that pops up from here. ”

Ah Tang was speechless for a while, how could this thing fall into his hands?

"Besides, the human protection regulations for monsters are rules that were decided after a fight with the big demons, and you ghosts don't have this kind of discount. In other words, if Lao Tzu wants to you, he doesn't need a reason at all!" Chen Li showed a hideous expression and walked towards Ah Tang.

"Director, this seems to be a bit of a bad thing, an abuse of power or something...... Huh, Director, ......."

"Well, I'm back!" Chen Li stopped boringly, and his momentum of choosing people to devour also changed back to a lazy appearance: "I didn't expect you to recognize it, I wouldn't be surprised if it was Ahri." ”

"Ah, that serious commissioner doesn't say vulgar things, so I'm a little skeptical. Yang Jingru said a little happily.

"What kind of vulgar language is Lao Tzu! Isn't this common to all the streets? Forget it, you are still a child, you will understand if you go to see the world more. Chen Li raised his head and said to Ah Tang: "Hey, explain your crime clearly, you have read the regulations of the Rescue Department!"

"I didn't expect you to be the boss of the lifesaving department!"

"Judging people by their appearance is a taboo. There is a master Gu You once said that the elderly, children and women should not be messed with, now you can add the middle-aged uncle to it!" Chen Li was quite conscious, and his positioning was also very accurate: "Especially the middle-aged uncle who has the potential to compete for the most outstanding youth!"

“...... I didn't mean to go to you at first. ”

"Just kidding, you made a mess of the documents in Lao Tzu's cabinet and framed me on the computer, and you dare to say that you didn't come for me?"

"Your file is meant to be like that, I haven't touched it. I'm looking at the electronic version of the computer desktop. ”

“...... All in all, you have worked on Lao Tzu computer, so I don't have to say it!"

"Indeed, I have used your computer. Ah Cheng sighed and said, "I've never seen a keyboard stuffed with so much garbage in the crevices, and the grease on the mouse is almost sticky!"

"Shut up! It's not that you can't use it! How can a man's keyboard be called dirty? That's informal! It's bohemian!"

"Yes, I poked it lightly with my fingernails just now, and I didn't dare to touch the keyboard with my fingers at all!"

"Jingru! You actually defected to the enemy!"

"It's disgusting, if it weren't for Jiaying's death, I wouldn't have touched that computer! Scrape the sludge on it with a knife! It will reflect the light, and the keys will be reflective!"

"It's true, it's a bit hard to accept. ”

"You two don't have to take an inch! When I eat instant noodles, the soup spills in, what can I do! What can I do if the ingredients of the small packet fall in! Understand the difficulties of people who eat instant noodles to get by!"

"You said you usually eat instant noodles?" Ah Tang seemed to hear some secret, jumped down and squatted in front of Chen Li, and looked at him with scrutinizing eyes: "Speaking of which, I did see a cabinet full of instant noodles, this is your food reserve?"

"What for...... Is it illegal to eat instant noodles?" was shocked by Ah Tang's sudden serious tone, Chen Li couldn't help but feel a little angry: "As long as you change the flavor every once in a while, instant noodles can also be used as a staple food!"

"Not at all, you!" Ah Tang shook his head, a humane expression of disdain.

"Hey, you're getting too much, be careful, I'm going to put you in the tiger's hole......"

"Jiaying, she changes the recipe every day, and even if it is the same ingredient, she will cook it in a different way!" Ah Cheng interrupted Chen Li's intimidation and said, "And Jiaying spends an hour every day browsing the Internet for new dishes and trying various styles of cuisine!"

"This kid is so powerful, there are so many kitchen utensils in the kitchen!" Yang Jingru ran to the balcony, and a simple but exquisite small kitchenette was built on the balcony. Of course, this is with special approval from the school.

"Whisks, ovens, vegetable knives, boning knives, slicing knives, chef's knives, ......"

"Wait, why is it all Western food?"

"Because two knives can complete the whole operation of Chinese food! Have you never been in the kitchen?"

"You're embarrassed to talk about me as a cat, have you ever been in the kitchen?"

"Is cooking such a hassle? I've never been in the kitchen......

"Don't be discouraged, you are still young, you can still practice. ”

"Delicious. ”

"Don't just take other people's food!"

"This is Jiaying's stay for supper!"

A man and a cat looked at each other, and temporarily formed an alliance.

"Put it down!"*2

"Now let's sort out the situation and don't go off-topic. ”

"It's not a good leader for you!" Ah Tang couldn't help but complain.

"Shut up, prisoner, be honest with me!"