Xu Jiaying, who was sleeping on the table, was carried to bed by Yang Jingru, and the remaining stools in the dormitory were set up by Chen Li into a small temporary courtroom.

"Ahem, prisoner fat cat, are you guilty?"

"I have a name! My name is Ah Tang!"

"Famous criminals have nicknames, such as Ripper, Greentown Killer or something, your nickname is Fat Cat!"

"Don't just give other cats nicknames! Your nickname is as weird to a cat as 'fat man'!"

"Don't worry about it, it's the name written on the verdict anyway. ”

Chen Li, who has returned to normalcy, has the stunt of forcing the green tendons of any creature out of his head, and now he is just playing normally.

"Fat cat, do you admit to breaking into the office of the Chief of Rescue Services without permission and committing theft. ”

Ah Tang bared his teeth and endured it: "I didn't steal!"

"It is true that the defendant did not steal any material objects, but it is also an act of stealing that you browse confidential documents without permission! Information is also a kind of wealth! You have committed the crime of stealing, and there is no quibble!"

"I suspect that the judge who tried me was legally illiterate, and that there is only theft and not theft in the criminal code. ”

"This is the crime of illegally obtaining state secrets, boss. ”

Despite the objections, Chen Li is still there.

"Yes, you're right. The question is the scope of application of the law. Criminal law applies to legal persons or natural persons, and this time our criminals do not belong to any of them! Therefore, we need new laws to adapt to similar criminal situations! I have been fighting on the front line of the fight against ghosts for many years, and I have rich experience in punishing ghosts, and I have just conceived a legal ...... suitable for the scene."

"Damn, you're such a genius!" Ah Tang only felt that the endless desire to complain was breaking through his reason: "Then you can say no to just the crime?"

"Procedural justice is important, fat cat. You still have the rights that the law gives you. ”

"Even if you slander me, although the bow is violent to your computer, I can't object to it!"

"There is also this kind of play!" Chen Li suddenly realized: "Indeed, if you forcibly enter the computer without permission and force it to interact with you, it can be regarded as a kind of bow in a broad sense!

"Damn!

"The judge is me, the prosecutor is also me, and I am the one who makes the law, do you have any opinions to express?" Chen Li said slowly: "I have not directly put you in place to correct the law, and I am already very disciplined, if you are not satisfied, we can also act according to the old rules." ”

"Hmph, if you want to bring me to justice, can you catch me?"

"It's just a ghost of the Internet, do you really think I can't do anything about you?" Chen Li snapped his fingers and said to Ah Tang: "Can you get out of this room if you try it now?"

Just as Chen Li said the ghost of the Internet, Ah Tang's figure flickered, like a video tape from ancient times. There is no doubt that Ah Tang has tried to leave.

"I really think Lao Tzu likes to play court games? It's not to buy some time to build a firewall for Ahri, I'm too lazy to talk nonsense with you! But I'm a person who has a beginning and an end, and since it's started, we'll continue to play. Clerk Yang, you have to memorize the next words word by word!"

"Yes, Director!" Yang Jingru sat with a notebook in her hand.

"You're too cunning, human!" said Tachibana, angrily standing up.

"As a ghost, you are actually surprised by the cunning of human beings, and I don't think you look like you don't eat the fireworks of the world!" Chen Li scoffed at Ah Tang's accusation: "I don't have any promises to you, my position on you has never changed, how can you be cunning?"

"If it weren't for you talking nonsense with this woman, how would I think you are good people!" Ah Cheng said angrily: "You are too good at deceiving people!"

"That...... I don't think it's entirely a lie to you, the Commissioner is usually such a person. Yang Jingru raised her hand and said.

"Clerk Yang, don't record the words that slander my personality above. ”

"But I'll admit that this time you won!"

"It's okay to record normally. You continue. ”

"How did you find out who I am?" Ah Tang's pupils narrowed into a slit, like a real cat vigilant, "I still don't understand, how do you know that the firewall can work on me?"

"Science and technology are changing with each passing day, and the brain must also keep pace with the times! If you meet an old-school cultivator, maybe you will let you play with it at will, but it's a pity that you met me! A promising young man who keeps learning and making progress!"

"Promising middle-aged. ”

"Qiansi, don't dwell on the details. I've always wondered how you left the office, whether it's a space jump or a void, there should be traces of spells left, but you walked cleanly. ”

"Director, what does it mean to be clean?" asked Yang Jingru, a good student, in the spirit of asking if she didn't understand.

"There is no trace of the use of spells. Formations, Taoism, witchcraft, and ghost arts, in the final analysis, are all about invoking their own power to interact with the surrounding environment. In a calm pond, a frog swims past it to create ripples, and the same is true for spells. The life-saving office is covered by Ahri's formation at any time, and the flow of heaven and earth vitality is very regular, if the fat cat uses a spell, it is impossible to leave no trace at all. What's more, whether it can go out and get out of the circle is another matter!"

"I see! So by what means did the fat cat leave?"

"Walk out!" Chen Li pouted and said, "If you don't use spells, you use instinct, and you won't cause a change in vitality!

"Walk on four feet!"

"How do the fish swim?"

"With the tail and fins!"

"Where's the bird?"

"Little birds fly with wings!" Yang Jingru thought for a moment and understood what Chen Li meant: "Different species have different ways of moving, although the fat cat is called a cat, it is not a cat, it does not walk with its feet!"

"That's right. This Mr. Fat Cat may have four legs, but that's just what it looks like. The real way it moves is through network cables!" Chen Li patted the computer host: "Am I right, Mr. Fat Cat?"

The pen in Yang Jingru's hand fell to the ground, covering her mouth and unable to speak.

The truth is so simple and so unbelievable, the cat that can't be caught is actually a ghost that exists on the Internet, and at this moment, under various coincidences, it is trapped in a junior high school girl's computer host.

"New age ghosts, new age legends, amazing masterpieces...... From the police's point of view, the most annoying thing is that you guys who don't play according to the routine, every time you go to the police, you have to die a brain cell. ”

"You really dare to think that you have guessed my true body!" Ah Tang was only slightly surprised, and did not have the desperate expression he imagined: "Thanks to your human imagination, I was able to be born smoothly, although we are not a race, it is more of you humans who fulfill our parental responsibilities!"

"If it's the first time I've encountered a ghost of your type, I can't guarantee that I'll be able to see through the truth. This is thanks to the dead ghost corpse food, and I am inspired by it to dare to boldly affirm that your living space is on the Internet!"

"Hey, what does corpse eating have to do with fat cats?" asked Yang Jingru puzzled.

"On the face of it, no. Corpse food is corporeal, and can possess and slowly affect the user. The fat cat is just a mass of data-like information, and I've actually been skeptical about how much interaction it can have with the real world. Chen Li suddenly threw out a ball of paper that passed through Ah Tang's body as if it were passing through the air.

"You're right, I can't interfere directly with the physical world. Ah Tang sat quietly, and the image of the cat suddenly disintegrated: "What you see is only the image I constructed with illusion. ”

"Have you been using illusion to deceive Little Meow?" asked Yang Jingru.

"Yes. What Jiaying saw, heard, and felt was actually an illusion I cast according to the situation, except for Jiaying, I was a cat that didn't exist in the dormitory building. The scattered fragments were reassembled, and the fat cat Ah Tang returned to its original appearance: "Even if the school is tolerant, it is impossible to allow a wild cat to scurry around in the dormitory building, after all, real wild cats can carry the rabies virus and are prone to injury accidents." ”

"Deceive junior high school students by pretending to be cute with the appearance of a cat, and that's all you can do!"

"One thing that needs to be corrected is that although I am not a cat, I was born as a cat template. Tachibana expertly licks the hair off her buttocks, as a cat often does: "And in terms of self-awareness, you can call me Ms. Cat!"

Chen Li breathed a sigh of relief subtly: "Very good, you have won a chance to reduce your sentence for yourself!"

"Although Jiaying is young, she is organized and good at understanding other people's feelings, you don't think she is interested in a rude, wild, and toe cat that pees everywhere when she is in heat, right?"

"Ah, it's scolding you!"

The formation under the net of heaven and earth is everywhere in the eyes of Liu Guan Raccoon, and the miracle of using the vibration of Liu Guan Raccoon can even create an air mobile phone.

"Why, I'm not a cat!"

"Rude, wild, peeing everywhere or male, and to it a cat is a cat!" Liu Guanxi was obviously in a good mood, and her giggles could be heard throughout the dormitory.

"Please don't abuse the nets to make phone calls!"

"I kind of understand why Liu Qing's blood pressure rose as soon as he saw the documents of the Xinghai Life Rescue Department. Ah Tang watched the daily bickering between the two with interest.

"Oh, you kid...... You still climbed the high branch of Director Liu?" Chen Li said quietly, but there was murder in his eyes.

"Director Liu doesn't know me, I just used to browse your information on his computer. ”

"Even the firewall of the General Administration can't stop you, how did you get in and out of the database of the General Bureau?" asked Liu Guanxi eagerly.

"For you, you need to keep testing where there are loopholes, in my eyes the network is a world, and you can see at a glance which way to get to the end of the road and then bend. ”

"Wouldn't it be possible to go directly to station P and station E without a ladder?"

"By the way, your advantages are too obvious, but there is nothing special in terms of skills!" Liu Guanxi said disappointedly: "I thought I could learn from people in the same way!"

"Your current firewall is very powerful, and I can't find a way out for the time being. ”

"Don't think about running away, I've physically isolated this building, you can stay there until the network management repairs the switch!"