Chapter 149: Please become a fish-flavored shredded pork
"Where is the pork stewed vermicelli?" Zhu Sanjin suddenly woke up and looked around excitedly: "Who lost it, who lost the pork stewed vermicelli?"
A typical foodie!
I took a step forward angrily and kicked Zhu Sanjin.
Zhu Siliang leaned over, said with a sad face: "Big brother, it's this Mr. Xiaobai who said that he wants to turn us into pork stewed vermicelli." ”
"Cut, he, like that Miao Qianqian, is scaring us!" Zhu Sanjin glanced at me disdainfully, suddenly walked to Zhu Erqian's side, and said with a stream of saliva: "Four taels, turn her into pork stewed vermicelli, right?"
"No, he's going to hit us when he wakes up. Zhu Siliang seemed to be a little afraid of Zhu Erqian.
"What are you afraid of, I'll support you!" Zhu Sanjin sniffled around Zhu Erqian and said, "I can't help it, I want to eat pork stewed vermicelli." ”
"Well, actually, I want to eat it too. But when she wakes up, you are not allowed to say that it was my bad idea!" Zhu Siliang also drooled, stood up and walked behind Zhu Erqian, sniffing incessantly.
I'm amazed, these two black pigs are too greedy, and they really want to eat this big white pig, right?
Between the demon world, is there such a bloody and cruel thing happening?
But they didn't look like they were really eating, because the two black pigs mentioned what to do if the white pigs woke up.
At this time, there was no one around the deer house, so I took two steps back, holding on to the shovel handle, to see what the two pigs were going to do.
I saw that Zhu Sanjin and Zhu Siliang began to circle around Zhu Erqian, their noses kept fanning, and their mouths began to chant words.
"Two coins and two coins, you have become pork stewed vermicelli, you are pork stewed vermicelli!" Zhu Sanjin ran to Zhu Erqian's ear and whispered.
"It's so fragrant, you've been stewed, mixed with vermicelli, and tofu, and cabbage, oily, it's so delicious!" Zhu Siliang also ran to Zhu Erqian's ear and whispered.
The two big black pigs said a word, breathing heavily, their eyes became more and more blurry, as if in front of them, Zhu Erqian really became pork stewed vermicelli, and they were eating it in a big gulp, smiling happily.
Suddenly, Zhu Erqian seemed to sense something, and his body trembled violently.
Immediately afterwards, Zhu Erqian began to tremble violently, as if he had seen something terrible, and his head shook desperately.
I'm even more curious, these two big black pigs can't be hypnotic, they injected a dream into Zhu Erqian, making that Zhu Erqian think that he had been killed, the meat was cut into pieces, and it was stewed with vermicelli in a pot?
Seeing Zhu Erqian trembling violently, the two big black pigs became even more excited.
"Ah, it's so delicious, this piece is fat and fragrant, it must be the front sandwich of two coins!"
"Well, this piece is more fragrant, it turned out to be a tenderloin of two coins, it's tender!" Zhu Siliang also clicked his mouth a few times.
The two big fat pigs seemed to be really eating pork stewed vermicelli, their eyes began to blur, and their movements became soothing, but their mouths chewed vigorously, and their mouths spat at the foam.
"Ah, don't eat me, don't eat me!" Suddenly, Zhu Erqian screamed and jumped up more than a meter high.
"It's over, why did Erqian wake up so quickly this time?" Zhu Sanjin hurriedly ran to the left.
"I haven't eaten it yet, can you lie down for a while!" Zhu Siliang wanted to pounce and hold Zhu Erqian down.
"Don't eat me, I don't want to become pork stewed vermicelli!" Zhu Erqian screamed and fell to the ground, and his head began to poke into the ground.
Zhu Erqian is a pig demon, and his ability to arch the ground is not an ordinary pig, and he arched the ground into a big pit more than half a meter deep in just one moment.
"I don't want it in the pot, I don't want to stew it with vermicelli, I ......" Zhu Erqian shouted loudly and suddenly opened his eyes.
In an instant, the frightened expression was gone, replaced by boundless anger: "Zhu Siliang, I'll bite you to death!"
Zhu Erqian roared and pounced on Zhu Siliang.
"Two coins, it's not my idea, it's three catties that made me do this!" Zhu Si was shocked and planned to escape.
It's a pity that Zhu Erqian's movements were very fast, and with a sharp arch of his big mouth, Zhu Siliang flew up, flew more than three meters away, and hit a deer.
"It's you, it's you, you turned me into pork stewed vermicelli while I was sleeping, it's too much, do you know how terrifying it is?" Zhu Erqian ignored Zhu Sanjin, continued to chase Zhu Siliang, and shouted: "No, you guys are enjoying it, eating beautifully, I'm not enjoying it yet! Come back, you have to change the sweet and sour loin once, steamed pork ribs, let me eat it once, otherwise I won't be done with you!"
"Big brother, you take care of the two coins!" Zhu Siliang hid behind Zhu Sanjin.
"Four taels, why don't you change it once?" Unexpectedly, Zhu Sanjin not only did not relieve Zhu Siliang, but said with a water of mouth: "I haven't eaten steamed pork ribs for a long time, sweet and sour tenderloin." If...... If you can change the braised pork again, it will be even better!"
"Turn into braised pork, or I'll bite you to death!" Zhu Erqian didn't hold Zhu Sanjin responsible, and approached step by step with a cruel smile.
"Why did you add braised pork again, you know I hate braised pork the most. When the red sauce was poured up, it was too uncomfortable!" Zhu Siliang stepped back step by step, suddenly rushed to my feet, and shouted: "Mr. Xiaobai, help, help, I don't want to become braised pork!"
I couldn't help but laugh and said, "Okay, you're entertaining yourself, is it interesting?"
"Of course it's interesting, you don't know how delicious the pork stewed vermicelli just now is!" Zhu Sanjin's saliva flowed out again.
"Of course you think it's delicious, the front sandwich, fat and thin. But do you know how I feel, I feel like half of my body is gone!" Zhu Erqian glared at Zhu Sanjin angrily, and continued to surround Zhu Siliang.
"You ...... Is this a hypnot?" is so realistic, the person who eats the meat has a sense of it, and even the piece of it can be felt, which is amazing.
"What hypnosis, how can we be so rubbish?" Zhu Sanjin shook his head.
Zhu Erqian was triumphant and said: "This is our pig demon's racial ability, illusion and satisfaction, but it has been improved by the three of us, it is more real, and we can even smell the fragrance and chew it." ”
"No matter how fragrant it is, no matter how chewy it is, it's not true, we can only live in the illusion, and we still eat by ourselves, you don't know, I couldn't bear to say it just now. Zhu Siliang suddenly ran to my feet, looked at me expectantly, and said, "Mr. Xiaobai, why don't you sacrifice it and give us a fish-flavored shredded pork and fat intestines?"
I, become a fish-flavored shredded pork and fat sausage?
Shocked and angry, I grabbed my shovel.
"I think any of you dare?"