Chapter 150: Pork stewed vermicelli
Whether it's true or not, the idea of turning me into fish-flavored shredded meat is terrifying.
I'm a regular employee of the Monster Authority, and I'm in charge of them, and I don't mind trying out my rights when the time is right.
"People and bears don't want to become fish-flavored shredded pork. Zhu Erqian hurriedly took two steps back.
"I don't want to make fish-flavored shredded pork, let alone steamed bear paws!" Zhu Sanjin also retreated helplessly.
In the minds of these three pig demons, I am still the bear demon who scared them enough.
Only Zhu Siliang didn't give up, and continued to lick his face and said, "Brother Bai, why don't you go out and buy us a few pork stewed vermicelli! We really haven't eaten it for a long time, it's so pitiful!"
I haven't even eaten, and you want me to buy you pork stewed vermicelli, what do you think?
I shouted angrily and said, "Get out of the way, don't bully these sika deer, you have a round belly, they haven't eaten a bite for a day!"
"Buy us a copy, we won't bully the sika deer!" Zhu Erqian was in tears, and said: "Out of the south gate of the zoo, less than two hundred meters to the east, there is a Northeast taste restaurant, they make pork stewed vermicelli is the most authentic, we ate it once last year, it is fragrant!"
"You are pigs now, and it is merciful enough not to kill you at night, so don't ask for it again! Pig, you actually eat pork stewed vermicelli, what do you think when you let the tourists see it?" I picked up my shovel and walked over to the three piles of dung.
Anger is anger, but the work cannot be delayed.
It's just that the three piles of feces are also too big, it is estimated that each pile has forty or fifty catties, and two piles are thick and one is thin, and they are slopped on the ground and emit a foul smell.
I pinched my nose and started looking for the trolley.
It can't be eradicated with a shovel at all, it has to be transported out on a trolley.
Zhu Sanjin's eyes suddenly lit up, took two steps forward, and said, "Brother Bai, why don't we shovel, and you can buy us pork stewed vermicelli?"
It's a good feeling, I really don't want to do this kind of work.
But thinking that the three big fat pigs suddenly became human and began to clean up their own feces, which would definitely cause a sensation when people saw it, I still shook my head with a wry smile and said, "Here you are the uncle, rest." It's a shame that you've done it, and this is where you eat and sleep, and you've made it a toilet. You're goblins, you're intelligent, not really stupid pigs!"
"We can do it at night, when we get off work, there are no tourists, doesn't this save you effort?" Zhu Erqian really wanted to eat pork stewed vermicelli, and the halazi flowed to the ground, looked at me pitifully, and said: "You can buy it for us once, and we will all listen to you in the future, and we will do whatever you let us do." ”
I couldn't help but smile bitterly, what can I let the three pigs do, give me an arch to go?
Seeing that I was hesitant, Zhu Sanjin suddenly came to his senses, stepped forward again, and said, "As long as you buy us pork stewed vermicelli, we will pay for the errands, how about it?"
"Errand fees?" I looked at the three sleek pigs and said with a wry smile: "I heard that your wages have been bought for food, do you still have money hidden in your body?"
Zhu Sanjin said: "If you don't hide it on your body, it doesn't mean that you don't have it anywhere else!"
Zhu Siliang said: "We are goblins, we have lived for almost two hundred years, and we have no savings at all, is it possible?"
Zhu Erqian said: "Anyway, when we get to the zoo, we can't go back." If you can fulfill our desire to eat pork stewed vermicelli, we will contribute our hidden wealth. ”
It makes sense, after living for so long, who hasn't had some private money!
I'm not greedy for money, it's just between shoveling and buying pork stewed vermicelli, and I'd rather go for the latter.
So, I squatted down in front of the three big fat pigs and said, "How many, where are they hidden?"
Zhu Sanjin said with the old god: "Brother Bai, you are not right, you should inspect the goods first and then give money." The pork stew has not yet arrived, so how can we tell you where the treasure is?"
I smiled and asked, "You don't trust me?"
"It's only been a few days since we met, so it's better to be safe!" Zhu Sanjin shook his head.
"Rest assured, we have been supervised by the Monster Administration, and we can't escape. Zhu Siliang also looked at me with blank eyes.
I had no intention of deceiving the three pigs, and I felt that they could not deceive me, so I put a shovel at the door of the deer hutch and staggered out of the zoo.
After walking about 200 meters to the east, I saw a Northeast restaurant.
However, it is different from what I imagined, this restaurant is only 40 square meters in size, the door is deserted, and the chef is idle, running to the door to bask in the sun.
I walked over and asked the fat chef, "Master, this is around here...... Is there a place called Northeast Taste?"
The chef glanced at me and said, "Don't talk about the neighborhood, it's the whole Baozhou City, and it's just this Northeast taste, this is a registered trademark, and someone else opened it, so isn't it infringing?"
Such a small restaurant is still a registered trademark, and today it is an eye-opener.
I laughed and said, "That...... What about the menu, I'll look at the dishes?"
The chef gave me another blank look and said, "Brother, it's only three o'clock in the afternoon, come back after five o'clock in the evening." Whose restaurant is still open after three o'clock?"
It is true that this time is really not a meal, but I have already come, so I said, "Master, I am not eating in a restaurant, I will order a dish, pork stewed vermicelli, and take it away." ”
"Pork stewed vermicelli?" The chef's eyes lit up suddenly, and he stood up and said, "Brother, foodie! You must have heard someone say that our pork stewed vermicelli is a must-have in Baozhou City, come to try it?" I told you, if you want to eat pork stewed vermicelli, look for me." I just can't tinker with computers, otherwise I'd definitely make the taste of Northeast into an Internet celebrity store......"
The chef immediately became enthusiastic and talked endlessly about how delicious his pork stewed vermicelli was.
I smiled bitterly in my heart, just such a large storefront, in addition to the operation room, the area available to customers is less than 20 square meters, it is good to be able to place four tables, and it is actually an Internet celebrity store, you can imagine it.
However, now that people can be welcome, I had to say, "Yes, I've heard that the pork stew vermicelli here is delicious." No, at the unit dinner, my colleague specially asked me to come over and order a few servings, and everyone is ready to eat!"
"Really?" said the chef, rubbing his hands together excitedly, "which unit?"
"Zoo!"
"It's a good unit, the career establishment, the salary is very high, right?"
"My internship period is not high!"
"Do you want a large or small portion?"
"Of course it's a big portion, and it's not one, at least three. ”
"Okay, three servings of pork stewed vermicelli, right away!"
"Immediately?"
I didn't even have a fire, how did I make three portions of pork stewed vermicelli?