Chapter 129: The Pig Demon Has No Brains
The fat woman looked nervous, kept her head down and trotted all the way, not even noticing that I was standing at the door of the second workshop.
I saw that the fat woman quickly disappeared at the end of the second workshop, seemed to enter an office, and immediately flashed and entered the second workshop.
I must have heard Miao Qianqian's voice just now, shouldn't she be ambushed by this fat woman like me?
The second workshop was deserted, with only a few hundred pickle jars, and some even lifted the lids, and there were no pickles in them at all.
Obviously, the pickle factory's business is really about to run out.
At the entrance point, there is some fresh soil on the ground, revealing an area of about two square meters.
The obese woman was in such a hurry that she didn't have time to recover the mechanism.
I experimented with it, and the flap was still moving, so I pried open a gap and sure enough, I saw a deep tunnel underneath.
"Miao Qianqian, Miao Qianqian!" I shouted a few times, but there was no sound below.
I know that the tunnel below is at least 100 meters long, and even if Miao Qianqian hears it, the sound of promise will probably not be heard.
No, Miao Qianqian must be rescued.
Anyway, she's also a member of the Monster Authority, and it's my guarantee of authentication.
What's more, she also shared a bed with me for a day, and theoretically she was already my wife.
Thinking that my wife had fallen into that disgusting stinky puddle, I was so anxious that I immediately turned around and walked out of the second workshop and rushed straight to the fat old man's bedroom.
It is certainly not possible to go down from here, you must go over the other side, and it doesn't matter if the iron fence can go through or not.
Back in the fat old man's bedroom, the messy dining scene on the floor was still there, the wardrobe at the base of the wall was still open, and the wooden door to the underground tunnel was also open.
It's just that as soon as I arrived at the door, I heard the sound of two people talking inside.
"Boss, we must have been exposed, just now there was another person who bought three catties, four taels and two yuan of mixed pickles!" It was the fat woman.
"You don't have to be from the Monster Administration Bureau to buy pickles, right?" the voice was the so-called deputy factory director, and he said: "However, we really can't stay in this place, hurry up and call the third child, let's leave!"
"Damn the third child, he must be hungry, and wants to go in and eat that person yesterday!
"Don't worry, with the courage of the third child, he will eat at most one arm to satisfy his hunger, and he will not die!"
"But that's someone from the Monster Administration, it's troublesome to take a bite!"
The two of them discussed as they walked forward.
Suddenly, the fat woman screamed: "The third child, why is the third child lying on the ground?"
I had gone deeper than forty meters, turned a corner, and at the end of a downward passage, I saw the big fat pig lying motionless on the ground.
"Drink, you know to drink, drink high and run here to show your original form!" The deputy director walked over angrily, kicked the big fat pig, and shouted: "Get up, get up, it's time for us to move places!"
The big fat pig only snorted twice, and there was no sign of waking up at all.
His head was smashed three times by Hu Yifei and was seriously injured, but there was no blood on the surface, so that the two thought he was drunk.
The fat woman squatted down and touched the head of the big fat pig, and was immediately shocked, and said, "Boss, it's not good, he ...... He's not drunk, he's knocked out!"
"How is this possible, there is no one else here, could it be that you smashed it?" the deputy factory director huffed.
"How could it be me, didn't you smash it?" the fat woman also snorted.
The two pig demons stared wide-eyed, both suspecting that it was the other party's black hand, but they did not suspect that it was done by outsiders at all.
Their IQ is really just pig brains, and it's not online at all.
And although I guess I may not be the opponent of the two pig demons, I am an undead demon king, and I must have a way to deal with them, so I also followed.
There were still about twenty meters away, I patted the pocket of my jacket and said, "Yifei, spit out the big hammer just now!"
"Iron hammer? Don't you want a big guillotine? Personally, I think that in this situation, a guillotine is better than a hammer!" Hu Yifei poked his head out of his pocket, and without waiting for me to agree, he suddenly opened his mouth, and a large guillotine with a length of more than one meter and a half and a width of more than one foot, and the thickest part was more than two centimeters.
"Bang!" the big knife fell to the ground and almost hit me in the foot.
"How many weapons did your grandmother bring you!" I quickly picked up the big guillotine.
"Who?" the guillotine landed, and the two pig demons immediately noticed it, and looked up at me at the same time.
"The Monster Administration Bureau handles the case!" I poked the big one on the ground, feeling that the knife weighed at least fifty pounds, and it was difficult to hold it.
"Monster Authority?" the obese woman shuddered.
"You...... Aren't you locked up in a dungeon?" the deputy director recognized me, nervously retreated again and again, and asked in a trembling voice: "You...... How did you get out?"
"A little dungeon, can you still trap the people of our Monster Administration?" Seeing that these pig demons were so jealous of the Monster Administration, I didn't mind scaring them again, and said: "This place is already surrounded by people from the Monster Administration, and you will definitely not be able to escape." Are you going to fight to the end, or are you going to get caught?"
"We ......" The deputy director looked down at the unconscious big fat pig, took a step back in fright, and asked, "If we surrender, will we be executed?"
"Surrender or kill!" I don't know the rules of the Monster Authority, but I don't mind making it up at this point.
Immediately, the deputy director knelt on the ground and said, "I surrender!"
"You...... You ......" The fat woman had a hideous face and roared: "Didn't we say that we would live and die together, and never enter the monster management bureau, why did you surrender?"
"Haven't you heard, this place is already surrounded, we can't escape!" the deputy factory director lowered his head.
"If you want to surrender, you surrender, I want to be free!" After speaking, the fat woman lowered her body, and instantly turned into a big white pig weighing more than 300 pounds, howled, and pounced on me.
Damn, intimidation doesn't work, she really has to work hard!
I was so nervous that I immediately raised my sword and yelled at the big white pig, "Death to those who resist!"
"I'm not going to resist!" There were still six or seven meters away, but the big white pig suddenly stopped, lay on the ground and said: "Friends of the Monster Management Bureau, I also surrender, I want to surrender first!"
I'll go, this flip is too fast, isn't it?
In my jacket pocket, Hu Yifeige smiled and said, "What Grandma Zu said is really right, the pig demon just has no brains!"