Chapter 128: Tenderloin is the best
"If you dare to hit me, I will eat you!" The fat old man was furious, and instantly turned into a big fat pig with an upside-down mane and weighing about three hundred pounds, howled, and pounced on me.
I'll go, it's a pig!
I was so frightened that I fell backwards and punched the big fat pig in the left ear.
"Squeak!" the big fat pig screamed, just shook his head, and then bowed his head at me again.
This pig has rough skin and thick flesh, and the impact force is at least a ton, and as soon as I was touched by his pig's nose, I was arched out four or five meters, and I almost fell.
The tunnel was already very narrow, and it was occupied by a fat pig, and I didn't have much room to move around, and suddenly I was in danger, and I kept retreating.
However, Hu Yifei stood behind the fat pig and kept clapping his hands and applauding: "Beat him, hit him, grandpa is about to knock him out! Now we are in danger, don't play anymore." Besides, what's so fun with a pig, how dirty he is!"
I was speechless and choked, is this a play, don't you see that I can't hold it anymore?
"Come and help, stop chattering!" The fat pig rushed again, and I had to grab both of his ears and keep back.
Luckily, this fat pig seems to have only one trick, and that is to keep arching his nose, otherwise his bloody mouth will open and he will bite off my arm at once.
"But, you haven't been injured yet, isn't it appropriate for me to help?" Hu Yifei hesitated on the side: "Grandma Zu said, you are only one-third of what you have been eaten, and you still have the ability to fight." Sometimes, you can even get out of someone else's belly and suddenly turn defeat into victory, so I try to interfere with your battle as little as possible!"
"Help, if you don't help, fuck off!" I was completely enraged.
Hu Yifei cheered up at this time, jumped on the back of the big fat pig, and asked, "How to help, do you kill him, or knock him out?"
"Just get me out of trouble!" I kept backing up, about to roll down a flight of steps.
"Is that a knockout?" Suddenly, Hu Yifei had a big hammer in his hand.
The hammer head of this iron hammer is at least twenty centimeters long, the hammer handle is close to one meter, and the weight is at least forty or fifty catties, which is even bigger than the big hammer used in absenteeism in the mine, and it is more than twice as large as Hu Yifei at this moment.
As soon as the hammer appeared, Hu Yifei shook and almost fell off the pig's back.
"You can't spit out a small weapon!" I was completely speechless, and was pushed by the big fat pig against the stone wall, and the sharp mouth almost licked and poked me in the face.
"Ahh
"Bang!" the hammer landed heavily on the back of the big fat pig's head.
"Squeak......" The big fat pig let out a terrible scream, and immediately gave up the attack on me, turning his head to shake Hu Yifei off his back.
"Oh, a hammer doesn't work, so let's do it again...... Ahh
"Squeak......" The big fat pig let out a miserable scream again, his movements suddenly slowed down, and his eyes were a little dull.
"Ahh
"Poof!" the big fat pig fell, lost his eyes, foamed at the mouth, and fainted.
I was shocked, and hurriedly pushed the big fat pig away, and said angrily: "You are obviously so powerful, why are you only making a move now?"
"I've violated Grandma's regulations now, if it weren't for your urging, I plan to wait a little longer!" Hu Yifei didn't care at all, swallowed the big hammer into his stomach again, and then stood on the head of the big fat pig, his little nose twitched a few times, and said: "The black flower pig demon, with brute strength, low intelligence, the best food on the body is the loin and the tip of the back buttocks." Grandpa, do you want to cut off a few catties?"
Damn, I still want to eat at this time, and sure enough, the thinking circuits of the demon race and humans are different.
"Don't think about eating, go out first. Go out, I'll buy you ten pigs, so you can eat enough at once!" I pushed the pig demon away and quickly ran towards the exit.
Pushing open the wooden door, there was a bedroom-like place in front of it, with an area of about twenty square meters.
The ground was a mess, with not only empty wine bottles, but also all kinds of food, and most of them were mixed pickles from the pickle factory.
Even, I saw a pot of pork stewed vermicelli.
Pigs, actually eating pork!
With Hu Yifei in my pocket and on tiptoe, I walked over from this chaotic eating scene and looked outside.
Sure enough, it was still the pickle factory, which was behind the third workshop, the last of a row of low bungalows, which should have been the dormitory of the old janitor.
I saw that there was no one around, so I pushed open the door and walked out.
However, as soon as I walked seven or eight meters, two girls in work clothes walked out of the second workshop.
I took a look, the time should have passed more than a day, it's Monday, and it's time to go to work.
If they ask me what I do, how do I answer?
However, before I could make up a reason, the two girls burst into laughter.
One of the girls pointed at me and smiled, "God, it's so embarrassing, you fell into the sauce jar?"
I bowed my head, and I was ashamed of myself.
I just cared about the battle, and I didn't notice my clothes, and after soaking in that stinky puddle for a day, they were already soy sauce-colored, no different from the pickles here.
It can be seen that the water in that stinky puddle has become filthy.
"No...... "Just don't pay attention to my identity, I'm going to fool around."
"Don't go and wash it up! If you don't wash it, you are not allowed to eat in the cafeteria!" the two girls laughed, pointed to the door of the second workshop, and went together.
Throughout, they never doubted my identity, and thought I was an unlucky worker.
In order not to attract attention, I deliberately took a few steps towards the door of the second workshop, intending to sneak out quietly when the two girls turned around the first workshop.
However, as soon as I arrived at the door of the second workshop, I heard a familiar voice inside saying: "The person who bought three catties and four taels of mixed pickles just now really came here?"
It turned out to be Miao Qianqian's voice, why did she really come here?
Immediately, I heard the pickle shop salesman say, "This is it, he said he was waiting for someone...... No, a little further to the left, you see him?"
"A little left? There's nothing here, how do you ...... Ahh
"Bang!" came the sound of wooden planks turning.
"It's terrible, we're really being targeted by the Monster Administration, we have to tell the boss, run away!"