Chapter 235: The Work of the Pig Demon
The four girls, just like my four shadows, move in unison, where I go they go.
"Hey, wait, you can't go yet!" Miao Qianqian immediately stopped the four girls.
"My wife won't let us go!"
"But my husband is leaving!"
"What should I do?"
"Go with your wife or with your husband?"
These four women seem to instinctively feel that the relationship between me and Miao Qianqian is extraordinary, so their obedience to me is almost the same as their obedience to Miao Qianqian.
"What husband and wife, this is the Monster Management Bureau, which specializes in managing you goblins!" Miao Qianqian suddenly blushed and explained, "Director, don't listen to their nonsense. As you know, in the first few days after the true planarian split, memories were a bit confusing. At that time, Zhu Daqiang and Li Jin happened to be next to them, and they made jokes about me and Xiaobai, but I didn't expect to let these four be remembered. ”
"You know, you two, aren't you just about having a meal of wine and sending a few pieces of candy?" Huang Tietou smiled slightly, although he didn't pursue it, it made Miao Qianqian even more embarrassed.
And I, seeing that the four women continued to follow behind, I had to turn around and stop them, and said with a smile: "You wait here for a while, this Director Huang Tietou, as well as Team Leader Miao Qianqian, and some other people are going to come to study your syllabus subjects, so that you can cooperate well." ”
"What is a syllabus subject?"
"Can I eat the syllabus subjects?"
"Does it hurt to study the syllabus?"
"Will they eat us?"
The four women were indeed a little nervous, scrambling to ask questions.
It's just that the questions they asked were either bizarre or difficult to answer, so I could only smile bitterly and say, "Don't worry, they won't hurt you, you just cooperate and do what they ask." In order to avoid unnecessary trouble, I added: "Don't talk nonsense, do you hear?"
"I heard you!"
"Husband, let's stop talking nonsense!"
"We don't talk nonsense!"
"We absolutely cooperate!"
The four girls looked at me blankly and made their promises.
"Unexpectedly, it's only been a day, and I don't die...... Comrade Xiaobai has mingled with these real planarians, it seems that Comrade Xiaobai's affinity is extraordinary!" Huang Tietou smiled awkwardly, almost missing his mouth.
I knew that Huang Tietou was the only person in the Monster Administration other than Miao Qianqian who knew my true identity, so I didn't pursue it, just nodded, turned around and left the director's office.
After leaving the office building, I soon came to the herbivore area where the three groups were located.
After getting along for a period of time, Hou Yimin and Dorjee's dissatisfaction with me was finally eliminated a lot, and the two of them took the initiative to say hello when they saw me coming over.
Zhu Daqiang and Li Jin were also there, they were sitting on the benches in the zoo together, crossing Erlang's legs, chatting boringly.
Behind them, in the iron fence converted into a pig house, Zhu Sanjin, Zhu Siliang and Zhu Erqian had just eaten a meal of bean dregs cakes, and were complaining to Zhu Daqiang, who raised them.
"Daqiang, no matter what, we are also old friends who have known each other for decades, if you give us these, won't your heart hurt?"
"Daqiang, I still want to have a litter of piglets with you, do you treat your girlfriend like this?"
"Hurry up and make us pork stewed vermicelli, we haven't eaten it in a week!"
Zhu Daqiang picked his toes and said with a smile: "Don't shout, if you can have bean dregs cake, it is much stronger than the deer on the left, the antelope on the right, and the rabbit in the back, they all eat grass." ”
"Can we compare with them, we are demon clans, they are animals, not a door!" Zhu Sanjin said indignantly: "I'm angry, when did you see a deer speak?"
Zhu Daqiang smiled: "They don't speak, but they don't eat pork stewed vermicelli either!"
Hou Yimin smiled: "You three, it's best to stay honest, don't you really know, why are there no pork ribs, no braised pork, and no pork stewed vermicelli recently?"
"Of course we know, isn't there just no money?" Zhu Erqian only rolled his eyes.
"We can make money!" Zhu Siliang said: "If we let go, we can earn at least 1,500 yuan a day, and it is enough to buy a pig." ”
Zhu Sanjin hit the ground with his head in annoyance!"That's it, but you didn't let us perform, so we ate bean dregs for more than ten days!"
"Let you perform again, and you will become star pigs. At that time, not only Baozhou TV stations, but also national TV stations, and even world TV stations, websites, and self-media will flock to Baozhou City. Hou Yimin said: "What will you do if you let the people from the Monster Management Bureau do it then? Send you out for the exhibition, or let you enter the National Circus?"
"What's wrong with that, as long as we don't harm others and make money on our own skills, isn't it?"
"However, the Monster Administration has a rule that no goblin can show his demon abilities in front of humans. ”
"It's not an ability, it's an instinct, okay?"
"Eating and sleeping, bouncing, doing simple calculations, and identifying which one is more expensive and which one is more delicious, is this an ability?"
"If the demon clan doesn't even know this, then they will be fools!"
The three pig demons argued and strongly demanded that their food be improved, otherwise they would go on a hunger strike.
At this moment, several tourists came over, and the three pig demons immediately wilted and sulked on the ground.
"Hey, isn't this the three Internet celebrity pigs?" a little girl found the three pig demons and immediately ran over.
"Piggy, jump one!"
"Piggy, twist!"
"Piggy, I have thirty yuan here, one for twenty and one for ten, which one do you want?"
However, despite these people's temptations, the three pigs didn't even snort, they just lay next to the empty food trough, pretending to be asleep.
After three minutes, the men lost interest, shook their heads and looked elsewhere at the animals.
"It turned out to be three stupid pigs, estimated to be killed soon, you see how fat they are!"
"Those videos on the Internet must have been edited, how can there be such a smart pig!"
"I was fooled, I specially bought a ticket to come and see it, I didn't expect it to be like this!"
It seems that after a period of precipitation, the news of the appearance of smart pigs in the zoo has gradually cooled.
Especially on the Internet, relevant news is being cleared by the Authority one by one, and people's attention is quickly shifted to other news hotspots.
I walked over, squatted in front of the fence, stared at the three pigs with a smile, and asked, "Zhu Sanjin, Zhu Siliang, Zhu Erqian, do you think such a day is comfortable, are you satisfied with the environment and treatment here?"
The three pigs gave me a blank look, turned around together, and all of them turned at me with their backs, ready to start spraying manure.
I hurriedly jumped up and said as I stepped back, "If you dare to, I won't introduce you to work!"
"Work!" the three pigs immediately turned around and looked at me with blank eyes!