Chapter 236: Pigs are not sold

As pigs, they've never taken their work so seriously.

Because even with their IQ, they understand that if they have a job, they don't have to continue to be pigs, continue to be visited, and they can't eat enough.

Their current requirements have been lowered from big fish and big meat to the extent that they can eat enough.

"So, we've already passed the review?"

"We're going to be free demons soon?"

"Are you going to let us go back to the pickle factory? Although the pickles are a little salty, they can still be eaten full, which is better than here!"

The three pigs looked at me together, their eyes full of sincerity, but there was a kind of cunning that could not be described.

I pointed at Zhu Daqiang and said, "I don't know if you have passed the audit, but if you want to leave here and have a job that can solve the problem of food and clothing, then you have to bribe him and get closer to him." ”

"He?" Zhu Sanjin pursed his lips and said, "He is still in the inspection period!"

"A broken cook, what's so great, what can you help us?" Zhu Siliang snorted.

Only Zhu Erqian was lying on the fence and said thoughtfully: "No, Zhu Daqiang, you bribe the supervisor, I despise you!"

Zhu Daqiang shrugged with a wry smile and said, "Look, I'll just say that they are hopeless, being an animal here is their only and best choice, Xiaobai, you don't have to bother." ”

I sighed and said, "Also, since they are not happy, I will consider the choice of assistant." After all, there are a lot of goblins where you work, and there will be many things that are incomprehensible to ordinary people when you are cooking, and there can be no human presence. ”

Zhu Sanjin's eyes suddenly lit up: "Wait, what assistant?"

"Are you going to the canteen of the Monster Management Bureau?" Zhu Siliang trembled excitedly and said, "Then don't think about it, I'm the most suitable." ”

"Daqiang, you ...... You're developed, you won't forget your little money, right?" Zhu Erqian was so angry.

Zhu Daqiang shook his head and said, "It's not a canteen, it's a big hotel." As you've seen these days, two people come to me almost every day to hire me to be in charge of their restaurant. ”

I smiled and said, "It's a big restaurant with a business area of six or seven hundred square meters, and there are countless leftovers every day, and they are all big fish and meat." Hey, it's a pity, it can only be treated as garbage, or let the swill collector pull it away and go to the suburban pig farm to feed the pigs. ”

Zhu Sanjin suddenly jumped up: "What, can't it, those restaurant kitchen wastes are all good things!"

Zhu Siliang smiled all over his face: "Don't you think we eat too much, let's go, we only eat kitchen waste, and we don't spend a penny!"

Zhu Erqian was indignant: "Such a good thing, you actually feed pigs, it's too tyrannical!"

"It's not bothering you, you don't want to go anyway. I spread my hands and said with a smile: "Zhu Daqiang, what do you think of that sheep demon in the third district? He has been in the Monster Management Bureau for three years, and he can't eat well every day, and he is hungry and thin, why don't you give him this opportunity and let him exercise?"

Zhu Daqiang frowned: "It's good, but the sheep demon is a vegetarian, and there are more than just dishes in the restaurant?"

"Let's go, we're omnivorous!" Zhu Sanjin had already begun to hit the fence with his head.

"It doesn't matter if it's vegetarian, we can borrow a carnivorous goblin from a group. I smiled and said, "Anyway, the relationship between the three of us and the group is not very good, and we help them solve a problem, which is also a gesture of goodwill, isn't it?"

"It makes sense, when Team Leader Miao comes back, the two of you will discuss it, and it's decided!" Zhu Daqiang nodded.

Inside the fence, the three pig demons were almost going crazy, jumping around and banging their heads against the fence.

Zhu Siliang roared: "If you don't use our three omnivorous demons, you actually borrowed them from other groups, how can good things be cheaper for others." ”

Zhu Sanjin roared: "The three of us have no other skills, if we want to eliminate the kitchen waste of a restaurant, that is our specialty." It doesn't matter if it's fish, meat or vegetables, when you come to us, it's guaranteed that it will all be turned into fertilizer in less than an hour!"

"Daqiang, I want to have a baby with you!" Zhu Erqian looked at Zhu Daqiang with blank eyes, and begged: "Daqiang, I am your little white flower baby, can you bear to watch your baby starve?"

These three pigs, in order to win this mission, can be said to do everything.

In fact, this was all planned for a long time, and the Monster Management Bureau took in too many goblins, which has already led to a heavy financial burden.

It just so happened that I was going to open a restaurant, so Huang Tietou discussed with Miao Qianqian if he could share some of the burden for the bureau.

Huang Tietou promised that for every goblin arranged, the Monster Management Bureau would give three groups of 10,000 yuan more every year.

If more than five goblins are arranged, then the Monster Administration's future business entertainment will use the Baifu Family Banquet as a designated restaurant.

Miao Qianqian and I calculated that if Li Jin and Zhu Daqiang are counted, plus these three pigs, it will reach the standard of five people, so we have been thinking about how to let these three pigs enter the restaurant for the past few days.

In view of the fact that the three pigs were lazy and greedy, did not know anything, and did not want to do anything, we discussed and discussed, and felt that we could only give full play to their strengths and let them participate in the elimination of kitchen waste.

Therefore, when I say these words to Zhu Daqiang today, it is nothing more than to tease them.

Just as the three pigs were begging, a pair of tourists came in the distance, and the three pigs immediately didn't dare to speak, but they lay on the ground, looking at me and Zhu Daqiang.

"This is it, it's these three pigs!" I didn't expect these two people to come to see the three pigs, and as soon as they came over, they stared at the three pigs.

A middle-aged man said with emotion: "It's so fat, it's rare to see three or four hundred catties of pigs now!"

"I'm afraid, this is at least a three-year-old pig. Another young woman frowned and said, "It's too long, and the meat is old, and it's not delicious." ”

The man said: "That's not necessarily, there is a kind of pet pig, and the meat that is three or four years old is the most fragrant." ”

The woman shook her head and said, "But they knew it was a breeding pig at a glance." Look at the two males, how thick the manes are, and the sow, the two rows of big gadas on the chest are terrifying, and I think I've given birth to at least seven or eight litters. ”

To say that Zhu Erqian has given birth to seven or eight children, it is simply, she is now a yellow flower girl pig, and she has never even given birth to a child.

Hearing that someone dared to talk about her giving birth to seven or eight children, Zhu Erqian suddenly turned around, and a black feces squirted out.

The two of them were so frightened that they hurriedly retreated, and laughed: "Interesting, this pig is still angry." ”

"Sir, you're the zoo's manager, aren't you?" The man saw that we were all wearing zoo overalls, and immediately walked over and said with a smile: "I want to ask you about something, do you sell these three pigs?"