Chapter 105: Instant Noodle Love in Modern Society

This exclamation was not made by the King of Inspiration, it was Chen Li who frightened the broken sound.

"Twin rabbits walking on the ground, all squatting and pulling?"

The fragments of Yuquan's face fell down like a swollen tile from moisture, revealing a face that he had never seen before. Although the clouds and temples are scattered and the eyebrows are like grass, you can still see at a glance that Yuquan is a daughter.

"Old ghost, you hide it from me so hard! No wonder you are so interested in her!" Chen Li pointed at the ghost forging man with grief and indignation.

The ghost forging Taoist himself was also confused, the good brother who had beaten his shoulders and hugged his arms together for hundreds of years, why did he suddenly squat down when he said that he was going to pee together? Facing the inquiring gaze of the Inspiration King, the Ghost Forging Daoist was also speechless for a while.

"Alas, as the saying goes, I'd rather demolish ten temples than break a marriage, stick a knife in the ribs for a brother and a brother twice for a woman, I have no choice but to shoot!"

Hearing this, the ghost forging Taoist was in high spirits, and hurriedly lowered his eyebrows and rejoiced: "You really have a way?"

"Tsk, look at the face of this rotten love class, pretend, pretend!"

Although the ghost forging people really don't have the idea of breaking away from the FFF group, now that the yellow mud has fallen into the crotch of his pants, it's not but anymore. The ridicule of Chen Li could only be regarded as not being heard, urging him to hurry up.

"Chen Li, the person who backstabbed you is just me, but the ghost forging has always been thinking about you!" The Inspiration King also helped: "Last time, the little girl surnamed Yang under your command still had a lot of ghost forging to get rid of the ghost knife, and also gave her a treasure knife, you have to see the Buddha face if you don't look at the monk's face!"

"Damn, you're a ghost king talking about monks and Buddhas, it's a little scary, I'm not afraid that the Buddha of the West Heaven will slap you back to the West!"

The King of Inspiration said lightly: "The Buddha of the Western Heavens...... You are much clearer, they don't have much of a good life in Lingshan!"

"Hehe, there are too many monkeys and the Buddha can't be busy! Don't talk about it, I'll go and save that female Bodhisattva first!"

"What are you going to do?" the Oni Forge asked anxiously.

Chen Li raised his right hand and said proudly, "My 'dream-breaker' ......"

"Imagine-breaker!" the Inspiration King reminded with a cough.

"Because it's too difficult to spell the fantasy killer abbreviated as I.B, you can kill all anomalies, God blocks and kills God, and Buddha blocks and kills Buddha!" Chen Li showed a provocative look at the King of Inspiration, and said: "I want to be a mother back then, with this hand, I fought angels to destroy saints, from English Puritanism to Roman Orthodoxy, and laid a big harem ......"

"Ahem! Yuquan Zhenren seems to be almost unable to hold on, I wonder if I.B really works?" said the Inspiration King in a deliberately skeptical tone.

"Ignorance! Look, this is the true strength of imagine-breaker!" Chen Li posed, and aimed his palm at Yuquan, who was still dropping parts: "Your illusion, it's up to me to break it!"

Ten seconds later.

"It's useless, Chen Li, why is Yuquan still split!" Seeing that Yuquan's condition was still deteriorating, the Ghost Forging Daoist couldn't help but ask.

"Well, in fact, there is a disadvantage of fantasy killers, which is that they have to contact each other to be effective. A drop of cold sweat flowed from Chen Li's forehead: "I can't get over the other side!"

As Yuquan continued to self-destruct, the vines under her control seemed to feel the breath of doom, frantically attacking everything they could touch. The small pavilion of the water pavilion where Yuquan was located had turned into a bunch of inexplicable things writhing and twisting there, and Chen Li's brain was reluctant to approach after becoming a psychopath.

The Ghost Forging Daoist and the Inspiration King glanced at each other and had a plan.

"Drum Breaker, Open!"

The broken drum hammer infused with the ghost forging man's whole body turned into a person tall, and crashed into the vine pile with the momentum of a 10,000-ton oil tanker rushing to the beach. The incomparably tough unowned vines were instantly shattered by a brute force never before, and the wire-connected shards did not try to recover as usual, but became entangled with each other.

A road leading to Yuquan was opened by a broken drum hammer, and Chen Li said with satisfaction: "Okay! Take me to the female bodhisattva...... Hey, hey, hey, hey......"

The King of Inspiration retracted his legs and waved to Chen Li, shouting, "Have a good trip!"

Chen Li, who was kicked and flew towards Yuquan, spat out a mouthful of blood in mid-air, which was due to the force that had bitten his tongue too hard when he spoke.

"Grave...... ......Eggs!

Chen Li, who was once again plotted by the King of Inspiration, rolled a few times on the ground and rolled to the foot of Yuquan, and when he got up, he scolded: "Grass mud horse, why do you want to kick Lao Tzu's waist?

Thinking about the taste of this, Chen Li added: "You have to be responsible for the happiness of my lower body!"

I don't know if it was because she saw the culprit that caused her Dao heart to collapse and Yuquan got what she wanted, or if Chen Li's bastard words as always caught her attention, Yuquan, who should have fallen into chaos unconsciously, actually regained a little consciousness.

"Chaowen said, it is okay to die at night. Others are happy when they hear the Tao, but I am dead when they hear the Tao!" Yuquan laughed at himself, and the two halves of his lips were no longer thick male voices but crisp and pleasant female voices.

"Oh, you are the first to die in the of history, and I will help you hype it up so that everyone in the world will know it, so that you can make a name in history. ”

"You...... Forget it, in your eyes, this world is probably full of filth, and everywhere is unbearable!" Yuquan wanted to move again, but suddenly felt that everything was boring.

Chen Li comforted Yuquan and said: "Don't be afraid, everyone in the dung pit is maggots, and it is worth writing a big book if they are big enough to be white enough!

"Did someone say that you don't know how to talk at all?" Even though he knew that this was Chen Li's nature, Yuquan was still slightly disgusted: "You can't say something nice to a person who is about to die?"

"Nonsense! I Chen Li is known as the invincible king of sassy words in Xinghai City, and the women who have talked to me for the day will finally say in a deep emotional trembling tone, 'Ah! I'm going to die!', creating Chen's tongue attack and Kato's golden finger and calling it the two great magic skills of the rivers and lakes, how can it be a waste of fame!"

"Alas, how innocent is the Great Dao, it actually fell into the hands of someone like you!" Yuquan sighed, his face darkened. The life's quest is regarded as a legacy by others, even if Yuquan sees through life and death, he can't help but feel resentful.

"I don't ask you for kind words, can you let me die quietly without talking?"

"Die, this can't work, I have to go back to the fat man to settle accounts! If you hang up, how can I pull the old ghost as a helper?" Chen Li stretched out his right hand and said confidently: "Don't be afraid! As long as I use this 'dream-breaker' to break your illusions, I can save you!"

Chen Li suddenly became worried, and said hesitantly: "But the species that have been saved by the fantasy killer will be deeply attracted by my charm and can't help falling in love with me! Alas, is it possible that the hot-blooded manga is also going to become a harem man? In the future, will my biography be called the Daofa Forbidden Book Catalog or the and Blood Attack?"

Yuquan only thought that Chen Li was crazy again, and Li ignored him and closed his eyes directly.

That's it, just like that...... It's time to wake up from a dream that has been going on for hundreds of years......

"I'm sorry old ghost! Go back and buy a hat and put it on! The Minotaur is the best in the world!"

Chen Li shouted a slogan of unknown meaning and slapped his right hand on Yuquan's head.

"Hypnotize my sister's hand, feel my Asasi!"

When he was dying, he couldn't live in peace, and Yuquan was about to drag Chen Li down from the underworld with anger in his heart, and suddenly felt that his body was empty, and the Dao Qi and the ghost Qi were all gone.

"Ah, that feels ......"

The long-ago and unfamiliar feeling returned to his body, and Yuquan didn't know what to say for a moment.

The ghost forging Taoist was anxious when he saw Chen Li and Yuquan arguing around, but when he saw Chen Li's fantasy killer, he quickly flew over to support the weak Yuquan.

"How are you? Are you alright?"

"I can't die for a while. Yuquan felt the feeling of blood and breathing circulation, and he didn't have the joy of escaping death at all.

The Ghost Forging Daoist secretly checked Yuquan's body and was surprised to find that Yuquan had completely turned into an ordinary person.

"Alas, old ghost, hug me for a while I can now, and she will be my person in the future. Chen Li said in Xiao Suo's voice: "Heaven is evil, it is forgivable, people are too handsome, they can't live!"

The ghost forging Taoist didn't have a special feeling just now, and Chen Liyi said that he only felt that the hand was soft and smooth, and the beauty in his arms was delicate and small, with the fragrance of flowers and plants, and somehow the old face was embarrassed.

Untied the robe and spread it on the ground, and then moved the broken drum hammer as a backrest, and then the ghost forging Taoist helped Yuquan to sit down slowly.

"It's not your fault, if you want to blame it, the side effects of the fantasy killer are too strong, I'm too handsome!"

Chen Li looked at the sky with his hands in his hands, and saw through the vicissitudes of red dust with a face.

"Hmph! The luck of the sky has made you cheaper, and it can't change the essence of your defeat!"

"Don't blame Yuquan, she just met the nemesis of her fate...... Hmm, how do you talk to your husband?"

Syllable!

Although Yuquan was in the weakness of the rest of his life, he still slapped Chen Li hard.

"Oh! murder my husband!" Chen Li jumped up with his face in his hands, and said to Yuquan in disbelief, "You didn't fall in love with me?"

"What stinky fish and rotten shrimp also want to eat swan meat! In terms of shortcuts, I am not as good as you. But if you're trying to humiliate me with that, you're in for a treat!"

"What you said is true?" Chen Li was suspicious, and put his face in front of Yuquan's eyes: "Look more carefully, this face, this posture, this look, you don't have the feeling that your spring heart is out of control?"

Syllable!

Chen Li's intact other side of his face was also swollen by Yuquan. If it weren't for the ghost forging people to stop Yuquan, if they couldn't keep their noses, they would see red.

Chen Li was not angry but happy, and laughed: "Hahahaha! You didn't fall in love with me, you didn't fall in love with me! I was scared to death, I thought I couldn't get rid of your kraft candy!"

I don't know what kind of drama Chen Li added in his heart, Yuquan only felt bored, and he couldn't wait to restore his cultivation to crush Chen Li into powder with a slap.

Clapping his hands and cheering a few times, Chen Li suddenly pondered again: "No, it's not right, applying charm to my sister's hand is almost an attack at the level of causality, how can it be invalid?"

"As the saying goes, to love someone is to love all of him, I'll try again!"

Chen Li jumped back in two or three steps, turned his back to Yuquan.

In Yuquan's surprised gaze, Chen Li pouted his buttocks.

"Come, unleash your love on my ass!"

"You're enough!" *3