Chapter 104: Born the Eighth, He Born Chen Li
Chen Li laughed loudly on the table, making Yuquan's laughter instantly blacken.
"Don't listen to some specious sand sculpture words and take it as some philosophical truth! Do you understand seeking truth from facts? ”
The vines wrapped around Chen Li from the neck down, but Chen Li was still smiling.
"You like to play the set of absorbing the aura of heaven and earth, then do you know where the aura comes from? The human body has a built-in perpetual motion machine, where is the initial power? Since the aura of heaven and earth is a harmless good thing, why would you let it be used and endlessly? hahahaha!"
Although Chen Li was rude, what he said was the doubts of Yuquan's cultivation for many years. Yuquan snorted coldly and slightly loosened the restraints on Chen Li's body.
"What does this have to do with the ecological balance of the biological cycle you are talking about?" Although Yuquan has never been exposed to these words, he can understand them literally.
"That's where the butt comes in. Chen Li turned his head, indicating that it was inconvenient to speak.
The vines let go, and Chen Li first gasped a few times to regain his breath, and then leaned back on the table to play with the cup.
"The butt is generally used for shit, some people like to use it for shit, and some people like to use it as a head...... All in all, it's where waste is produced. In the human world, human beings have experienced a period of unrestricted discharge of waste into nature. From the perspective of the entire human society, in fact, it is just pouting and shitting, peeing and farting on the earth, and it is all excrement, so don't distinguish any toxic substances and greenhouse gases, in a word, shit, pee and fart! At that time, the slogan of saving Mother Earth was popular, and I was very moved, right? What a big (belt) filial son of Mother Earth!
"Logging for carbon is green and empty, and people do a lot of damage to the environment!" Yuquan originally wanted to say a few more words, but when he saw Chen Li's eyes with a somewhat smiling demeanor, he was a little timid, and he stopped talking.
"Tsk, clever enough!"
"Don't talk nonsense!" Yuquan was ashamed and angry, and slammed the table with a whip and said, "Don't be in a proper tone," Yuquan originally wanted to use corporal punishment to make Chen Li look good, Chen Li looked like a dead pig was not afraid of boiling water, and it was estimated that the effect was not good, Yuquan changed his mouth and said: "I'll sew your mouth and ass together to see if you dare to spray feces!"
"Human centipede master?" Seeing that Yuquan seemed to have been brought into the pit of and urine farts by himself, it didn't seem worth it to test the law, Chen Li continued: "The filial sons who live in the west with the most originally wanted to force the other brothers to eat the they used to pull, but they didn't expect that the brothers didn't admit it at all, saying that the money for digging the septic tank should be calculated according to the historical accumulation ratio. If the brothers don't calculate the account, nothing will happen later, and the mother who just recognized them won't call anymore, pouting their butts or pulling their own shit, and don't mention the matter of repairing the septic tank. ”
"You see, the is the same, but the pulling direction will have different effects. Sitting on your ass and shitting here, you'll have one more mother, and your mother will be gone when your ass turns around, isn't it very filial?"
Chen Li moistened his throat and said meaningfully: "After making a lot of trouble, some Lao Tie who is engaged in research is unwilling, obviously Mother Earth will have lice on her head when she lies down and sleeps, why do lice dare to hug the thighs of the earth and call Mother? Isn't this putting gold on your face? If you call the earth, will it promise you? Put your ass on a rocket - you can think of it as a fast Kong Ming lantern - shit down from space, and you will find that Mother Earth doesn't care at all. ”
Afraid that Yuquan would not understand, Chen Li explained: "It's like the Jade Emperor didn't bring a tissue paper and sent a mudslide to the mortal world. Mortals must be drenched to the head of the, and it is better for the land to call (joy) falling from the sky. ”
Yuquan didn't expect Chen Li to be able to talk so much about and pee, but the meaning was clear. Standing on different positions, the same ass pulls out the shit...... The same thing will have different meanings.
"Mother Earth can blow 180 million tons of sand from the Sahara Desert into the Amazon rainforest with a single fart, do you think the Amazon rainforest looks like a person who is waiting for the Sahara Desert to and feed?" Chen Li paused for a moment and watched Yuquan's face turn from black to white.
And standing at different heights, you will discover different levels of truth.
For example, feces and urine help plants thrive, and the sand of the Sahara Desert helps replenish the Amazon rainforest with elemental phosphorus. And the cultivator absorbs the aura of heaven and earth in order to transform and sublimate.
"I think mom still has to find one, the statement of sucking milk sounds so disgusting that she doesn't open her mouth and waits for!" Chen Li maliciously unveiled the worst speculation about cultivators: "What we cultivators seek may be and pee that others don't want, hahahaha!"
Solar energy is considered by humans to be a near-eternal source of energy, but the main product of the fusion reaction is heavy nuclear elements, and the heat brought by sunlight is only incidental. Reiki is also considered to be a gift from heaven and earth to all living beings, but no one has ever doubted the status of aura in the entire avenue of heaven and earth.
If it is beneficial to human beings, it must be superior? If it is possible to cultivate a breath of Dao Qi, does the spiritual energy necessarily be superior? Human cultivators may be just maggots that swallow feces.
After this conclusion was summed up, Yuquan only felt a splitting headache and could barely control the vines. The pavilion did not shake, and the living surface of the vines that made up the tables and chairs became gray and withered, and even the walls surrounded by the twisted vines were also turbulent.
"The Dao heart of a cultivator, the core of ghosts, may be tuberculosis eaten by eating!" Chen Li seized the opportunity to take the last cup of passion dew, shook his head and said: "It's just to eat some, Yu Qianlou has eaten it, Gou Jian has also eaten it, so you can't eat it? Have you ever heard of the ten-year-old gold juice for heat clearing and detoxification? Now you can't buy it if you have money!"
Click!
Yuquan's body was like porcelain, and a crack actually broke from the top of his head. There was no blood or flesh in the cracks, but there was billowing black gas rushing out. With the crack as the boundary, half of Yuquan's body was awe-inspiring, and half of his body was full of ghostly energy, as if it had been torn apart by something.
Each vine also showed a distinct phenomenon like a jade spring, tearing from the middle and then entangled together, constantly steaming out the sky-high demonic energy.
Chen Li hurriedly escaped from the dilapidated room, just in time to run into the Ghost Forging Daoist and the Inspiration King.
The Ghost Forge and the King of Inspiration were trapped in the Demon Forest, and although the Tin Puppet could not do them harm, it also held them back from their trouble. Yuquan's abandonment of the human body in the Netherworld is not trivial, and the ghost forging Dao people can't find any flaws even though they have refined the channel. The King of Inspiration has a few treasures that point to the search, but in the Demon Domain Forest, the yin and yang are reversed, not like the Dao Formation, but like a different world with different laws, these treasures are useless.
After stumbling in the Demon Forest for a quarter of an hour, the tin puppets suddenly attacked each other like crazy, and the ubiquitous vines also frantically slashed, and the fallen trees automatically opened a path.
Although he didn't know why Yuquan suddenly broke the siege, the Ghost Forging Daoist and the Inspiration King decided to try their luck at Yinquan. Even if you can't get it back, picking the ghost dew is still a must-do.
When he was about to reach the Yin Spring, the change in the vine wall attracted the attention of the Ghost Forging Daoist, and he decisively used the Broken Drum Hammer to open the gap and break in.
"Yuquan, what's wrong with him?"
The ghost forging man was first overjoyed when he saw that Chen Li was intact, and then shocked when he saw the appearance of his old friend.
"What did you do?"
"Your friend couldn't accept the fact that he had been trying to improve himself in eating and decided to die. Chen Li tilted his head and said, "Strange guy, it's obviously something that he eats, and he can't accept it when he comes out of his stomach." ”
"Tell me honestly, what's going on?"
Although Yuquan has a lot of calculations about the Ghost Forging Daoist, the Ghost Forging Daoist knows that Yuquan really regards him as a friend, and the reason why he does the conspiracy is only due to the influence of the demonic qi and his reason has deviated. Seeing that Yuquan was about to shatter the porcelain, the ghost forging man couldn't help but grab Chen Li's shirt and asked.
"I'm not lying!Your friend's san value is too low, what can I do about it!" Chen Li looked at the ghost forging Taoist inexplicably and said: "Everyone eats, and others lick it to taste, your friend pretends to be high, this is Qingwen's body and Daiyu's heart!"
The King of Inspiration grabbed the ghost forging man, sorted out Chen Li's clothes, and said kindly: "Chen Li, the ghost forging is a little anxious, don't be surprised." Can you tell me how Yuquan eats?"
The King of Inspiration is worthy of being the king of communicative ghosts, and he has comprehended the skills of talking to neurological patients at once.
"He, he has eaten the of others as a big one for hundreds of years, and he doesn't know if he changes his name to 'Yu after dinner'. Now that I've debunked it, I can't accept it by eating, so I pretend to be crazy and stupid to avoid being embarrassed!"
The Inspiration King then asked, "You said that everyone is eating, does that mean that we are also eating like Yuquan Zhenren?"
"It's all shared, aren't you just eating very happily to become the ghost king?" This time, the object of Chen Li's disdain was replaced by the King of Inspiration: "Swimming in a dung pit, you won't even know that you are a dung maggot, right?"
The King of Inspiration resisted the urge to press Chen Li to the ground to wipe the soles of his shoes, and probably understood what Chen Li meant.
"Yuquan Zhenren may have collapsed and is about to sit down!" "The Inspiration King smiled bitterly and said to the Ghost Forging Daoist, "I don't know what method Chen Li used to shake Yuquan Zhenren's Dao Heart, it's really a strange thing!"
After cultivating Dao Qi after entering the path, cultivators will gradually form their own Dao heart. This is a wonderful thing that can be understood and indescribable, and it varies from person to person, and there are absolutely no two Dao hearts in the world that are the same. No matter how strong an ordinary cultivator's qi is, he or she will not be able to produce a Dao heart, and only a cultivator who has a unique understanding of the Tao and can impact the Dao will have a Dao heart.
The heart of the path can be said to be a summary of the practitioner's understanding of the path, and it is also a vital support after embarking on the path of enlightenment. Everyone has a unique understanding of the avenue, which is a proof that "I" is different from "he". You can still be an ordinary person if the Dao veins are destroyed, and the collapse of the Dao heart is not as simple as losing the Dao technique.
But what kind of impact can make a person who has the courage to go to the netherworld alone to preach, and the path is strong, and the human heart is about to collapse?
The King of Inspiration didn't dare to think deeply, but just looked at the jade spring in the midst of the riot.
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