001 Wu's tombstone has words
Wudu Mountain City, Yuzhou Experimental Middle School, the sun on the fourth day of the first month of the Millennium Dragon Year is just past mid-heaven. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
This time is for ordinary people, they are celebrating the festival, or eating, or taking a break, or entertaining in the afternoon, but for students in the third year of high school, all students who want to do something in the college entrance examination have consciously entered the afternoon study.
It's just that there are always exceptions, as a fresh graduate of the real school, Yang Tang is still lying on the desk in the corner of the first row of positive numbers and falling asleep, and he has not entered the study state at all.
Being able to sit in the first row is not because of how good Yang Tang's grades are, nor because he is short-sighted, but as one of the students at the bottom of this key liberal arts class, the head teacher Cen Li feels that it is necessary to always mention the fate of this small handful of ancestors who pulled her college entrance examination bonus, but in the eyes of the poor students, they are mostly punished for eating chalk ash.
Airplanes...... Airplanes...... Airplanes......
[, I was actually electrocuted, and I don't know if I scared my son?]
[Hmm, no, where am I?]
Yang Tang was heartbroken, and found that his face was sticking to something hard, but he vaguely remembered that he fell on the sofa before he passed out.
Airplanes...... Airplanes...... Airplanes......
There was a faint voice in my ears.
"Yang Daxia, hurry up, don't dream of martial arts!"
"Don't mind, it's so rare for Lao Gan to play a fan, let him enjoy it!"
"Brother Tang, you pig, don't sleep!"
The voice became clearer and clearer, and then Yang Tang felt that someone was pushing him, and he couldn't help but elbow and turn his hand away: "Don't make trouble, let me sleep for a while!" Then, he heard a loud laugh.
Yang Tang was awakened by laughter, Huo Ran sat up, straightened up and looked around blankly, and subconsciously said, "Where is this?" Then he saw a small electric fan blowing on his forehead, and then he saw the face of a dark middle-aged man with the hand holding the small fan, which seemed to be a little familiar.
"It seems that our classmate Yang hasn't woken up yet...... the middle-aged man stared at Yang Tang coldly, and said seemingly without care, "But I still have to continue to drip in this difficult history class...... The next question, what is the epitaph of Wu Zetian, the first emperor of Wu Zhou and the first female emperor in history? Well, please ask Yang Tang to try to answer it!"
"Yang, Tang!!" the black-faced middle-aged man gritted his back molars and called Yang Tang's name again, "Stand up and answer the question!"
Yang Tang, who hadn't figured out what was going on, still didn't move, and the classmates at the adjacent table across the aisle reminded him: "Third junior brother, Lao Gan is angry, hurry up and stand up!"
The first half of [Lao Gan] or something, Yang Tang didn't understand too much, but he understood the three words [stand up], and he also knew that the classmate should be for his good, so he immediately subconsciously got up, but he still didn't understand what the situation was, so he had to ask the adjacent table: "What are you going to do next?"
The classmate at the next table rolled his eyes: "Let you answer what words are engraved on Wu Zetian's tombstone......
"Is there still a word on Wu Zetian's tombstone?" Yang Tang was stunned for a moment, "Isn't this nonsense!" When the words blurted out, not only did the whole class burst into laughter again, but his whole person was also stuck as if he had been immobilized, only to feel that something suddenly exploded in his head, and countless pictures and countless fragments came one after another.
At this time, the classmates who were laughing profusely saw Yang Tang roll his eyes, knock over the desk crookedly, and fall to the ground.
"Oops...... Why did Yang Tang fall?"
"He's dizzy?!"
"No, will it?
"True halo is very different from false halo, just try his snort. ”
"It's not good, his breathing is so weak, hurry up, send it to the school infirmary!"
"Don't just look at it, come and help......"
An hour and a half later, the school infirmary.
Yang Tang, who was lying on the hospital bed, suddenly opened his eyes, stared straight at the ceiling, and muttered: "The absolute force is the ...... of crossing"
"What are you talking about?" The female school doctor who was sitting at the table writing something suddenly spoke out, startling Yang Tang, who had just opened his eyes.
"No, nothing ......"
Yang Tang deliberately dealt with the female school doctor, but he had accepted the facts in his heart, and also accepted the countless memory fragments in his mind, after all, he did not travel into another person, but was reborn back to the third year of high school, but he was a little unfamiliar with this era on the earth.
The same parents, fine-tuned relatives, similar schools, plausible countries, appalling history...... The first thing Yang Tang affirmed was that this should be a parallel universe, otherwise he would not be able to explain the extra history in his mind.
Tang Zhongzong Li Xian failed to recover.
Wu Yanji, the son of Wu Chenghei, was forced to ascend the throne in 701 A.D. and was the second emperor of Wu Zhou. It is precisely because of the demon of the black-eyed chicken that many of the great literati of the subsequent dynasties have been destroyed.
However, the time gear is very strong, and it is back on track after more than two hundred years, in 965 AD, Zhao Kuangyin and Chen Qiao succeeded in the mutiny, changed the Yuan Jianlong, and the Song Dynasty still stubbornly stepped onto the stage of history.
Eleven years later, Zhao Dezhao seized the power of the sixteen states of Yanyun, forced Zhao Kuangyi to death, and successfully ascended the throne. Subsequently, there was the Song Dynasty, which never retreated to the south of the Yellow River, regardless of whether it was Liao or Jin in the north.
But the Kalachakra was still strong, and in 1275 A.D., Kublai Khan named the country "Great Yuan", and the Yuan Dynasty was established. In 1283, Meng Yuan detoured to the upper reaches of the Yangtze River and conquered Xiangyang Prefecture, and in another two years, the Song Dynasty, which had been divided and encircled, finally perished.
It's a pity that the Yuan Dynasty still can't escape the short life, in 1367 AD, the Ming Dynasty was established, in 1400, the second emperor Zhu Yunwen annihilated the uncle Zhu Di in Shuntian, and destroyed the Mengyuan in Mobei in the same year.
After that, the Ming Dynasty lasted for more than 400 years, and the northern nomads were vigorously suppressed, co-opted, and finally assimilated under the rule of the Ming Dynasty, so there was no longer the Later Jin, and even the modern Lao Maozi of Tsarist Russia, at least five out of ten people could speak Chinese.
………
Time flies, and the Ming and Zhu royal family has long since lost the prestige of the past, and only the sound remains, and it has been shelved by the Chinese political axe.
However, the predecessors planted trees and the descendants enjoyed the shade, inheriting the territory of the Ming Dynasty, Huaxia is the world's most extensive area, the most advanced science and technology, the most developed economy, whether it is the economy, science and technology, law, or people's living standards far beyond the previous life, the entertainment industry is also quite developed, but the center of gravity and focus of the world's entertainment is not in China, but in Europe and the United States.
[The center of gravity of entertainment is in Europe and the United States, isn't this the same as the earth in the previous life?] As soon as a small question arose in Yang Tang's heart, the uncle-level attitude of "it's none of his business" immediately prevailed, [These have a half-dime relationship with me, a small people?]
It really has nothing to do with Yang Tang, whether it is in his past life or now, he can only be regarded as a fan, a music fan, a movie fan, and a book fan...... Countless songs, movies, and idle books, even if he has read them all, he can memorize a few sentences of catchy songs or lines, but he doesn't have the ability to memorize the songs or movie and TV plots completely.
Besides, who cares about the focus of entertainment? Yang Tang, who has been reborn and has a wife and son, is most concerned about the present, the future life path, and the "future" wife.
As for the sentence "Absolutely forced to cross", Yang Tang is not talking about himself, but black-eyed chickens, uh no, Wu Yanji, and what Zhao Dezhao, and Zhu Yunwen, the emperor who should have a short life!
Turning over and getting out of the hospital bed, Yang Tang said to the female school doctor: "Doctor, I'm fine now, can I go?"
The ordinary-looking female school doctor glanced at him and said, "It's okay to go, but you suddenly fainted in the classroom, I didn't find out the cause here, you pay more attention to yourself, if you really can't do it, go to a big hospital for a comprehensive examination, after all, the college entrance examination is only a hundred days." ”
"Got it, thank you! I'll go first. ”
After thanking him, Yang Tang hurriedly left the infirmary, but did not return to the classroom, and went straight to the south wall and left the scope of the real center.
It's not that Yang Tang doesn't want to review the college entrance examination well, but he knows his own results, in his previous life, he could only pass the college entrance examination because his college entrance examination score was too low. This life is reborn and traveled, he has neither strong memories nor superhuman abilities, and he picks up two foreign languages again, as well as history, unless he is crazy.
That's right, two foreign languages.
English and a second foreign language.
This is the regulation of the Ministry of Education above, and it is beautifully said: "Know yourself and know your opponent, you will not be defeated in a hundred battles!" Yang Tang really wanted to spray "that who" face when he fused this memory.
In fact, Yang Tang still has extravagant hopes, he dreams of doing well in the college entrance examination and directly entering Yujing University, so that he can meet his wife in his previous life early, but at the same time, he is afraid in his heart, afraid that time has changed, space has changed, and even the name of the university is a little different, and his wife will not appear on that campus on time.
"No, no, after all, my parents are still the same as their original names!" Yang Tang walked on the way to Lao Cai, his mouth kept thinking in pieces, wanting to comfort himself.
When passing by the ATM, Yang Tang took out all the money in the bank card, not much, only 800. He didn't think about going to Lao Cai on a whim, he wanted to intercept other people's Hu with money.
In this place of the old street, there are all kinds of sellers, especially there are many second-class dealers who sell antiques, and the prices range from tens to hundreds of thousands, but at that time, Yang Tang was a young man, and he didn't understand antiques at all, plus his living expenses were only less than 100 per week, so he naturally wouldn't even pinch his eyelids for antiques in the old street.
However, in his previous life, around the Lantern Festival of the third year of high school, Yang Tang heard that the old street exploded a wide open door of Chenghua porcelain, which was bought for 300 yuan and sold for more than 2 million. Naturally, the shape of the 300 old street antiques was remembered by Yang Tang, and he still remembers it vividly.
Reborn back in time, not to mention anything else, there is such a big leak in front of him, Yang Tang would be a fool if he didn't pick it up, he could come out of the ATM compartment, and accidentally caught a glimpse of the banner next to him, writing "Huaxia Bank", and he froze on the spot.
What's the matter, the Tang, Song and Yuan dynasties are misplaced, the history of the Ming Dynasty is different, where is there a big leak?
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