It has been said that happiness is never easy to come by. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Yang Tang thinks not.

He graduated from university, but married a postdoctoral wife from Beijing University.

And it's not that he chases her, it's that she chases him.

Yang Tang can only sigh that love has caught up with a good time, it is the tail of the literary youth era, and it is a little bit of a touch with the Internet era, plus he has a little talent for modern poetry, and the result is a virtuous and virtuous child.

In 2018, before the Chinese New Year's Eve, it was extremely cold, and his wife still insisted on driving to the company every day to preside over the overall situation. Yang Tang, who was faintly blessed, could still vaguely find the shadow of a handsome guy on his face, but he didn't care about this for a long time, he just wanted to write at home on a cold day, and accompany his son by the way.

Son Yang Lin, like most children of the same age, likes to play games, and he was also having fun in front of the computer on this day, but suddenly asked Yang Tang: "Dad, is there "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" at home?"

"Yes, what's wrong?"

Yang Lin muttered: "This Three Kingdoms page is strange, Wu Anguo was persuaded to surrender three times after I was arrested, but why can't Kong Rong be persuaded to surrender?"

After listening to this, Yang Tang asked his son how to persuade Wu Anguo to surrender, Yang Lin smiled and said: "Dad, why don't you even know this, it's too outdated, right? Of course, it is with silver, and you can persuade you to surrender once with a thousand taels of silver." When I gave money for the first time, Wu Anguo said [You are the leader of the rebel army, can I surrender to Ye?] When I persuaded Wu Anguo to surrender for the second time, he said [Loyal ministers don't matter to the two masters, how can they descend to you?] and when he gave money for the third time, his words became [I am fortunate in my three lives, and I am willing to build an eternal foundation with my lord!] and surrendered like this. ”

Yang Tang listened to it, and Yang Lin continued: "But this Kong Rong just doesn't fall, I have persuaded it eight times, and it cost eight thousand taels of silver, and Kong Rong still doesn't drop, how did you do it?"

The corners of Yang Tang's mouth curled slightly, and told his son: "Kong Rong is a literati, literati don't like money, and they pay attention to integrity." In the words of the Internet buzzword, it is [festival]!"

Yang Lin didn't take Yang Tang's words seriously, and was still busy persuading Kong Rong in front of the computer, and even exchanged his grain and grass for silver taels. Yang Tang didn't have the same knowledge as his son, and began to look for books on the shelves, "Kong Rong let the pear" Yang Lin already knew, no need to look for it, Yang Tang wanted to find some books for his son about the literati festival, such as Lu Lian Zhuhai, Zhao Guang refused to paint, and wanted to teach him a lesson later.

Yang Tang was busy working here, and Yang Lin was not idle, he kept muttering in front of the computer: "How did you do it, it still doesn't work? How many times has this been? Fifteen times, right? If Kong Rong doesn't come down, I'm going to go bankrupt!"

Yang Lin was in a hurry, but Yang Tang was snickering: [Son, son, what's the use of sending money, literati are all faithful and temperamental!] While thinking about it, he hugged the pile of books he found and went over to plan to teach his son.

But at this time, his son cheered: "It's successful, I spent a total of seventeen thousand taels to persuade me to surrender to the seventeenth time, and Kong Rong said [Thank you for your love, your lordship is highly respected, and you are willing to serve the dogs and horses!]"

When Yang Tang heard this, he was stupid on the spot, and secretly thought: [What about the temperament of the literati?] The book in his hand fell to the ground, and he also knocked over the cup on the coffee table by the way.

didn't want his son to see the embarrassment, Yang Tang hurriedly bent down to pick up the books, but he didn't find that two books were wet with water and were covering the sockets, but as soon as he touched the whole person, he was so shocked that he jumped up, collapsed on the sofa, his eyes were black, and he was drowsy.

Before fainting, Yang Tang was even thinking: [Where is the festival?]

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