Chapter 311: The Race to the Death
"Oh my god, does he dare to be more shameless?" shouted Doctor Strange, and the scene really exploded with shame. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
"He dare!" Li Kang nodded affirmatively.
At this time, a chubby black teddy dog, bouncing and running over, this teddy dog looks really strange, its head shape is very strange, it looks like a person, not a dog.
Li Kang tilted his head and looked at it for a long time, he stabbed Doctor Strange, "That teddy dog's face, it won't be yours." ā
Doctor Strange looked closely, and he scoffed, "No way, although it looks a little strange, how could it be me? Deadpool didn't know me before, he wouldn't dream of me." ā
The supermodel, who was holding Deadpool's thigh, suddenly kicked the teddy dog away, "Uh.... I don't know why, as soon as I saw this dog's face, I felt the urge to kick it, it was so disgusting. ā
The teddy dog rolled around on the ground twice, and didn't get up for a while, Deadpool went over and picked up the teddy dog, "Doctor Strange, are you okay, are you hurt?" He turned to the supermodel and said, "This is my dog Doctor Strange, although he is a single dog, but you shouldn't treat him like this, there are people with single dogs.... Dog rights, caring for single dogs, is our obligation, how can you treat it like this? Although it looks ugly and has a strange temper, it makes people look like kicking, but we are caring people, right? Remember... Care for single dogs. ā
"Let me hack him! I'll hack him!!" Doctor Strange pulled out an ice axe, rushed in front of Deadpool, and slashed down.
Li Kang hurriedly hugged Doctor Strange from behind and dragged him away from Deadpool, Deadpool was deep in a dream, he couldn't see anything, he was still teaching the supermodel to care for the single dog, who knew that the single dog almost cut off his head just now.
"What's wrong with you single dog? You're going to treat me like this?! I'm not a single dog, I'm a single aristocrat, I'm rich.... Knowledge, charm and wisdom, as long as I hook my hand, those charming women will have a relationship with me, why did you turn me into such a lewd dog?!" Doctor Strange scolded at Deadpool.
Li Kang pulled Doctor Strange with a smile and a smile, and he comforted, "That's right, you're not a single dog, really not, you're a single aristocrat, he's just dreaming, don't take it to heart, how did you persuade me to come just now? Relax, he has no malicious intentions, in fact, he just wants to care for you." ā
"me, Li Kang, let me go now, I'm going to hack him to death now!" Doctor Strange struggled desperately.
Li Kang tried to persuade him to no avail, he angrily pushed Doctor Strange away, "Have you made enough trouble?" This is the nightmare space, now only by relying on Deadpool can we find the opportunity to defeat the Nightmare Lord, it's useless for you to cut him now, he has a self-healing factor, you can't cut it to death, and it will destroy our chances of finding the Nightmare Lord, relax, as long as Deadpool can break this nightmare, the Nightmare Lord can only appear, such a large nightmare, the Nightmare Lord consumes a lot of energy, whether we can escape or not, it's up to Deadpool, relax, after the big deal, I'll help you teach him a hard lesson!"
Doctor Strange is right to think about it, it makes no sense to do it to Deadpool now, because Deadpool is still in a dream, and when he is out of danger, it is not too late to teach him a lesson, now let's see, what kind of terrible thing is the nightmare that can make this crazy Deadpool afraid, if the nightmare is too terrifying, it will cause a lot of mental damage to bystanders, just like when "Midnight Bell" was first released, someone was scared of a heart attack and died on the spot, the SAN value dropped too much, and it would also be sucked by the nightmare and become its victim.
"But.... But this is so hateful, this is naked discrimination, this is intolerable, intolerable!" Doctor Strange pointed at Deadpool, trembling with anger.
To be reasonable, Deadpool is good to me, but he just dreams me like a sissy, at least that's a lot better than a single dog.... Li Kang thought with satisfaction.
At this time, a man dressed in a clown costume who seemed to be a supporter sneaked up to Deadpool's side. Deadpool, you are my favorite hero, my worship of you is as continuous as the water of the Mississippi River, and like the flooding of the Ganges River, it is out of control, but I still want to advise you, turn back to the shore, the meat ball Bob is too terrifying, even ten people joining forces are not his opponents, I have never seen such a terrifying monster since I hosted the competition, you better go, it is not a shame to escape in front of this kind of monster that cannot be fought against by manpower, but a wise choice. ā
"No!" Deadpool refused, "I'm not going to run away, Madison Big Stomach Race, I'm a two-time champion in a row, and I'm not going to back down for the honor of our New York burger lovers." ā
Deadpool threw off his cloak (I don't know when, he had an extra cloak on his body), and on his waist, he was tied with a golden gold belt, and in the center of the gold belt, was the image of a hamburger, Deadpool held the gold belt high, strode towards the venue, and the mountains around him roared with a tsunami, and all the New Yorkers were boiling, and the sound of shouting long live Deadpool would probably reach the end of the universe.
Doctor Strange couldn't care about being angry at this time, "The Nightmare Lord uses such a huge amount of energy, it will definitely hit Deadpool's heart the most fearful, but why is Deadpool so jealous of this meat ball, and this Madison Big Stomach King Competition, what the hell is it?"
Li Kang also looked confused, he said slowly, "As far as I know, Deadpool did participate in this burger-eating competition, and it is said that he even got a championship title, but I didn't expect him to take this championship so seriously, his biggest nightmare was to lose this championship, things have developed to this point, I want to know how far this nightmare will develop." ā
Doctor Strange couldn't help but nodded, "I think the same way, I don't know what Meatball Bob looks like, it will make Deadpool scared like this." ā
Li Kang was also very curious, he had only heard the name of Meat Ball Bob, and it was rumored that he was a big fat man, otherwise he would not be called Meat Ball.
Deadpool held the gold belt high, and in the admiring gaze of everyone, he came to the ring of the game, there were two huge tables in the ring, and on each table, there were mountains of hamburgers, and in front of the table on the west side, there was now a huge ball of meat the size of a mountain....
This person is fat everywhere, fat as if he was blowing, Jin is also a big fat man, but Jin is fat but not stupid, this meat ball Bob is fat and stupid, with a cute and cute head, according to rumors, he can easily destroy a chariot, is a very capable general under Magneto.
Meatball Bob saw Deadpool coming, he stood up with a smile, this one stood up even more stupid and cute, the image was very similar to the eagle sauce in "That Rabbit", a pair of thin short legs, with a round fat body, but this figure was as huge as seven or eight, full of oppression.
"Deadpool... I didn't expect you to really dare to face me, but I put my words here today, you can't eat me, just a few days ago, I just ate Hulk Hulk in the hospital, a month ago, Red Tank was eaten by me to kneel and beg for mercy, little Deadpool, look at my record!"
"Impossible.... This is the gold belt of the Tokyo Big Stomach King.... Originally belonged...."Deadpool picked up a gold belt with Japanese mosquitoes written on it, and a motif of Mount Fuji underneath the hamburger.
"It used to belong to the Silver Samurai! now it's mine!" Meatball Bob laughed.
"The leader of the Hand, the Silver Samurai, is a valiant samurai, and he will never hand over the gold belt unless he dies in battle. Deadpool clenched his fists.
"So, ah, he ate until his stomach exploded and he really died, hahaha.... What a stupid man, wouldn't it be good to hand over the gold belt obediently?" Meat Ball Bob sneered, "Your gold belt will soon be mine, you should understand by now, in the face of the invincible Meat Ball Bob, it is useless to just have the determination to die." ā
"I'm going to beat you, I swear!" Deadpool straightened as he approached his pile of hamburgers.
"Countdown! Three seconds! Three... Two... One.... The game is on!!" the host shouted, and then he said super fast, "Welcome to the Madison Big Stomach King Competition, now it officially begins, the rules of the game are very simple, see who eats the most hamburgers within the specified time, there is no upper limit for hamburgers, and you will rest until you die." ā