Chapter 312: Inspirational Nightmare
Deadpool and Meatball Bob pounced on the table almost at the same time, grabbed the hamburger and stuffed it inside, probably the quietest moment in Deadpool's life, his mouth was full of hamburgers, and he didn't have time to open his mouth at all.
Deadpool swallowed the hamburger almost one by one, and he couldn't see that he was so thin and thin, so he could pretend to be so good, and he actually ate more than a dozen in one go, but the meat ball Bob over there was five in one bite, and he surpassed Deadpool in two bites, and he hurried all the way, leaving Deadpool far behind.
"Really... What a monster. Li Kang looked at the eating appearance of Bob of the meat ball, and was also shocked by his momentum.
Doctor Strange pushed Li Kang, "Hey, wake up, don't be attracted by this dream, it's just a nightmare for Deadpool, although I don't know if this laughing scene is a nightmare or not, but.... Even if we give the Nightmare Lord a face, we must at least pretend to be scared, or the guy will go berserk. ”
Doctor Strange knows the Nightmare Lord too well, a cramped guy with a heart smaller than a pinnose.
"But now I can't help but laugh, it's already very hard. Li Kang looked at the crowd cheering for Deadpool in the distance, this scene is not compatible with nightmares, this place is more lively than a carnival.
Doctor Strange also pursed his lips hard, "Actually, I can't help it, there are still such nightmares in this world, Deadpool is really amazing, I really want to see how long the Nightmare Lord can endure before he appears." ”
"Will he show up?" Li Kang couldn't believe it, if this nightmare continued like this, the Nightmare Lord's purpose of defeating the three of them would definitely be in vain, and the reasonable way was that the Nightmare Lord would lie dormant for a while, and now the outside world fear power is very abundant, as long as he recovers his strength and fights again, maybe he will have a chance to appear now, it will be too worthless.
"He's going to show up," Doctor Strange affirmed, "and from what I know about him, there's no way he's going to accept this humiliating defeat, and he can't defeat Deadpool now, and he won't be able to defeat him in the future, so he'll definitely show up and finish off Deadpool himself." ”
Li Kang nodded, this is indeed the truth, the Nightmare Lord knows too little about Deadpool, if he knew that Deadpool is not dead, he should not be easy to start.
The climax of the Madison Big Stomach game is repeated, and now Meatball Bob is far ahead, having eaten a hundred, and Deadpool is trying to catch up, but only eating seventy, with his small body, it is already very remarkable to be able to catch up to this point.
"Our Patronus of New York is still holding on, but he is already too far behind, Meatball Bob is now thirty ahead, although I don't want to say that, but Lord Deadpool is probably no longer good....." The clown costume host said sadly, his sad tone infected all the people who supported Deadpool, but the people of New York City did not give up, and they cheered harder together to cheer for Deadpool.
"Wait.... Things seem to have taken a turn for the better, Meat Ball Bob choked up! Big Stomach King can't drink water in the game, he choked!!" The host shouted loudly, instantly igniting the atmosphere of the scene.
Sure enough, Bob Meatball is eating too violently, and now he is burping again and again, and he can't swallow anything in a bite of the hamburger.
"But... Our warrior Deadpool seems to have reached his limit, he can't eat anymore, there are still ten minutes left, he must eat thirty-six hamburgers in a row within these ten minutes to defeat Meatball Bob, which is nothing at the beginning of the game, but now that it is the end of the game, will Deadpool be able to accomplish this grand goal?!
"Come on, come on!!, Lord Deadpool, you're invincible!"
"Deadpool!Deadpool!We love you!You're not going to lose!"
"Deadpool, you can't afford to lose!" .....
There are all kinds of cheering voices, but Deadpool really can't eat anymore, close to eighty hamburgers, and ordinary people are now admitted to the hospital, Deadpool is still insisting on stuffing the hamburger into his mouth, but suddenly, he stumbled, lying on the table motionless, and two doctor-like people rushed over, "Lord Deadpool is in cardiac arrest, he seems to have died in this competition ring." ”
The doctor said grief-stricken.
The scene of "No ....." fell silent for a moment, and the audience looked at their idol sadly, unable to believe that their invincible Deadpool had fallen on the field.
Suddenly, a little girl of seven or eight years old ran past the security guard to Deadpool's side," Lord Deadpool, you can't die, I adore you the most, your match with the Canadian big stomach King Wolverine, I still remember it vividly, and Lord Man, Lord Urkanda, Lord Black Panther, Lord Doctor Destruction, I have all collected your games, and now they are all defeated under the big stomach of the Demon Meat Ball Bob, and now you are the last hope of our earthlings, you must hold on, as long as you can win the game, I promise you, ten years later, my first time will be yours!"
I don't know if the little girl's sentence worked, I guess the most effective is the last sentence, Deadpool suddenly opened his eyes, he was full of blood and resurrected, his eyes were shining, "My little fan, don't worry, Deadpool will never let you down, our ten-year covenant will definitely be completed." ”
"Lord Deadpool, I love you the most!" the little girl happily hugged Deadpool's thighs, I don't know why, in Deadpool's dreams, it seems that everyone likes to hold his thighs.....
After being resurrected with full blood, Deadpool grabbed the hamburger in front of him and stuffed it into the innermost part frantically, at this time time was running out.
"There are seven minutes left! Master Deadpool has already eaten ten! Over there, Bob felt the momentum of Lord Deadpool, although he was about to choke to death, he was still eating the burger one bite at a time, and he didn't want to let Lord Deadpool win so easily!"
"Three minutes to go! Fifteen hamburgers to go!"
"Two minutes to go! Master Deadpool has already caught up, and there are ten more!"
"One minute left! Deadpool is about to win! There are three more! Both sides have reached their limit, no! Both sides have exceeded their limits! This is a great battle! Come on, Deadpool! Count with me, there are two more... One.... With three seconds to go, Deadpool is tied.... I can't believe it, at the last second, Deadpool picks up another hamburger, and he bites down! The hamburger is swallowed, and he wins! Deadpool wins! Hooray! He finally wins!!"
With the host's hoarse shout, Deadpool lay on the table in a dejected manner, panting incessantly, his stomach bulging like a balloon.
Li Kang nervously asked Doctor Strange, "I'm afraid that the Nightmare Lord has appeared, who do you think is the Nightmare Lord? Is it Meatball Bob, or is it that little girl?"
"It's possible for both, but it's more likely for the little girl, which is in line with Nightmare Lord's usual nonsensical style. Doctor Strange guessed boldly.
"Let me personally present the award to the winner!" the host walked towards Deadpool with the microphone in hand and the belt in hand.
With the footsteps of the host, suddenly all the sounds around him stopped, and Bob, who fell to the ground and couldn't stop humming, shouted "I love you Deadpool" The audience, including the little girl who made a ten-year appointment with Deadpool, and even Li Kang, Xia Kela, who wanted to rush to the stage to celebrate, The goddess of death and Spider-Man, everyone's movements stopped, as if time had stopped, only the host took the microphone and walked to Deadpool's side, he stepped on Deadpool's stomach, Deadpool opened his mouth in severe pain, and the host raised his hand to stuff the microphone in his hand into Deadpool's mouth, and kept spinning.
"Idiot! Idiot! Mentally retarded stinky ass! What kind of dream are you having because I have spent so much effort to create such a grand and realistic nightmare for you? Compete with people to eat those damn hamburgers, and the hamburgers are fried chicken! Eating fried chicken burgers is your biggest nightmare?! That's it! Why the hell did you win?! I'm a nightmare lord, I can't allow anyone to have such inspirational dreams in my realm!!"
The Nightmare Lord is crazy, he is so angry that he loses his mind, he has long sensed that something is wrong, but with such a huge amount of energy, he can't give up halfway, if he can't defeat Deadpool, no matter how the Nightmare Lord attacks the other two, Deadpool will wake them up, so the Nightmare Lord hardened his head and endured it to the end, at the last second, he was still fantasizing, maybe Deadpool lost the game, and he would collapse on the spot and lose to this nightmare, but Deadpool actually won the game, and all the Nightmare Lord's abacus was crackled and shattered, and Deadpool slapped his face through the abacus。
It was a fiasco the Nightmare Lord had never experienced, and it was no wonder he went crazy.