Verse 458: Brother thirty is still masturbating

At the end of the day, Tom, an employee at the "Metro" fast food restaurant, went back to his parents' house, got into his small room, and couldn't wait to turn on the computer.

Since he was told the news about Meigao by his colleagues, he somehow paid special attention to this matter, and also followed Shen Huan on Dingdong - of course, this is not because he is a fan of Shen Huan, but it is convenient for him to spray this yellow-skinned monkey in the past, and pay attention to whether he reacts at any time.

It's just that Tom didn't have much expectations for this Shen Huan's reaction, because in Tom's impression, these yellow people are very depressed and silent, not to mention that this Shen Huan is still a public figure.

There is no reaction, when nothing happens, it seems to be the most likely outcome, this is Tom's guess about this Shen Huan's follow-up reaction. But he still couldn't help but look at it from time to time, maybe there would be some surprises?

He really expects this Shen Huan to make some radical remarks in this environment, which will surely make this guy completely fall into the quagmire.

And when he opened Shen Huan's dingdong, something surprising happened.

This Shen Huan really responded to this!

Tom's eyes widened in surprise as he sat down, his Coke set aside and stared at the computer screen.

Oh, look at this Weibo he posted, "Everything I want to say is in this song"? By the way, this guy seems to be a singer in China.

Tom couldn't wait to click on the link at the back, and after going to the video playback page, he clicked directly to watch it, in the process, he had already made countless guesses about Shen Huan's response and the song.

He was skeptical that the guy could speak English, and if he did, he thought it must have a very weird, laugh-inducing accent, like those curry-smelling guys, and he couldn't help but laugh every time he heard their accent.

And what is he going to say in this song, scolding at the people who attack him? That's what Tom wants to see the most. Or is it possible that instead of scolding them back, he is currying favor with them?

As for what Shen Huan said on Weibo, "iTus", "buy singles" or something......

This guy must not have woken up yet, who would go to iTus to download a song from someone like him, or even buy his single, just to hear what he has to say?

It was in such a series of inner activities that Tom began to watch this video posted by Shen Huan.

……

"I'm too hot(hot damn),"

"Call the police and the fireman"

"I'm too hot (hot damn),"

"Make a dragon want to retire man,"

"I'm too hot(hot damn),'"

"Say my name you know who I am,"

"I'm too hot(hot damn),"

"Am I bad'bout that money,break it down,"

……

Tom was dumbfounded when he heard this.

This......

Is this a yellow man?

Well, that's right, if he looks closely, he is indeed a yellow person, but why is this guy completely different from the yellow person in his impression?

The narcissistic lyrics, the pure New York accent, the dynamic rhythm and drumming, the trendy dress, and the riotous dance moves......

If it weren't for the selection, Tom would even think that this was a heavyweight album made by some local American music celebrity, rather than a casual song that some yellow-skinned monkey wanted to say something.

What Tom didn't realize was that his body was shaking to the rhythm of the music......

……

"So, he just wanted to tell us how confident he was, as if the people on the internet were saying it didn't have any effect on him at all,"

Dentist Jason is also watching this video.

To be precise, it was his wife, Melinda, who was watching, and he sat on the side and looked at it slightly.

He spread his hands, "Well, now we all know how confident he is, and he's like saying to those guys, hey, man, you're trying to annoy me and it's completely useless, look at my life, you only have envy." ”

Jason said in the tone that he imagined this Shen Huan might have, and then returned to normal: "To be honest, this guy is completely different from those yellow people I know, I even think he is an American, not a Chinese." Also, it's a good song, he's talented, it's amazing, but is that all he wants to say......?

"Shut up, Jason,"

Melinda spoke up to stop Jason's self-talk.

"Honey, let me finish reading it first, okay?"

Jason looked at Melinda, who was looking intently at the computer screen, and opened his mouth, as if to say something, but in the end he didn't say anything, just sighed silently and shrugged his shoulders.

"Well, if you need to. ”

……

"Girls hit your hallelujah (whuoo)," (Girls scream)

"Girls hit your hallelujah (whuoo)," (Girls scream)

"Girls hit your hallelujah (whuoo)," (Girls scream)

"Cause Uptown Funk gon'give it to you"

"Cause Uptown Funk gon'give it to you"

"Cause Uptown Funk gon'give it to you"

"Saturday night and we in the spot"

"Don't believe me, just watch(come on),"

"Don't believe me, just watch(come on),"

"Don't believe me, just watch(come on),"

……

"If you don't believe me, come and have a look?"

In a fancy apartment in the Big Apple, a white blonde woman in a bathrobe is sitting in front of a computer looking at a video in front of her, holding a glass of green juice that I don't know what, and it looks disgusting.

Her name is Carol Brown, and she is an editor of RS, one of the most well-known music magazines in the United States.

Carroll also knows about Meigao, after all, this matter has a very wide range of influence in the United States recently, as long as it is not out of touch with society, basically knows about it. It's just that Carol is busy with work and is not a person who has the leisure to follow the melon, but a friend of hers sent her a link and said that she would definitely be interested, so she clicked on it and looked at it.

And now that Carroll was staring at the computer screen with her eyes blazing, it was clear that her friend was right.

……

"Before we leave"

"Imma tell y'all a lil'something,"

"Uptown Funk you up, Uptown Funk you up"

"Uptown Funk you up, Uptown Funk you up"

"I said Uptown Funk you up, Uptown Funk you up,"

"Uptown Funk you up, Uptown Funk you up,"

"Come on, dance"

"Jump on it"

"If you sexy then flaunt it"

"If you freaky then onw it"

"Don't brag about it, come show me"

……

"Well it's Saturday night and we in the spot"

"Don't believe me, just watch(come on),"

……

"Uptown Funk you up, Uptown Funk you up, (say what)"

"Uptown Funk you up, Uptown Funk you up"

……

"Tom, turn down your damn computer! this is my home, not a nightclub!"

Tom's father shouted angrily outside his room.

"I see, father!"

Tom stopped on the keyboard, quickly replied loudly, and then took the headphones and plugged them in, there was no sound in the room, but the music in his headphones was dynamic, familiar lyrics and melodies.

He was still playing Shen Huan's song.

At the same time, his hands flew on the keyboard non-stop, communicating with netizens enthusiastically, but his body often shook unconsciously with the rhythm of the music.

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