"Kid, I think you're almost time to go back to Earth. ”

"No! I won't!"

"You can't do this, isn't there a big mess waiting for you on the planet? ”

"But there is a lot of work in Asgard, and I am willing to stay and work hard to create a better Asgard, father. ”

"You don't have to worry about Asgard, you don't have to worry about it. Here I have your mother, and your sister. The three of us will keep Asgard in order. In fact, Asgard is doing very well these days when you're away. ”

"Do you mean that my presence is hindering the development of Asgard? You make me so sad that Father, I am not your son anymore?"

"I've always thought of you as my son, but didn't you think I wasn't your father at the time?"

"That's me kidding, you must forgive me!"

"Well, as the Heavenly Father of Asgard, I forgive your ignorance and rudeness. So when are you going back to Earth?"

"As the eldest son, don't I even have the right to stay at home?ah!!"

"Thor, you need to understand that the eagle has to leave its nest to become an eagle with wings spread. I asked you to leave the house and go out to practice, all for your own good. You have to understand my good intentions. ”

"But Asgard is going to be an eventful time now. Seeing that the serpent has returned, our family needs my help. ”

"No, no, we can rest assured that we are busy. Your sister is smart and she knows what to do with these things. So you better go back to Earth obediently. ”

This conversation comes from the royal palace of Asgard. It is a conversation between Odin, the heavenly father of Asgard, and his eldest son, Thor, the god of thunder.

The father and son reached a unilateral consensus with Odin in a harmonious and friendly atmosphere. That is, Thor hurry up and get back to Earth.

But Thor really doesn't want to go back to Earth now, because he knows that there are a lot of things waiting for him on Earth.

First of all, I made a deal with the gods. If you want to go back, you will definitely have to fulfill the duty of trading.

In addition, Li Jie, who has a small belly and chicken intestines, must want to take revenge on himself. He was just kind-hearted to feed him, and he actually wanted to take revenge on himself, wanting to let him dance to lose weight or something. I can't bear it. My sincere heart has been trampled on by you like this. Thor felt aggrieved. It's almost a ball.

Originally, he planned to avoid the limelight on Asgard's side, and he would talk about it after hiding for a while. But his father didn't give him such a chance at all, not only did he not let himself hide in Asgard, but he was determined to drive himself to Earth. I don't know for what purpose.

"My stupid brother. ”

"I'm not stupid!"

"Good, good, you're not stupid. You're so smart. Can you, my wise brother, tell me why my father had to kick you away?"

"I don't know. Thor's words were categorical.

Luo Ji patted his brother's big belly a little helplessly: "Do you think our father likes to watch you have this fat on him all the time? Do you think he doesn't know that Li Jie is going to give you crazy weight loss? Do you think he doesn't know that Li Jie will torture you?"

Thor was shocked when he heard this: "He knows everything, and he wants to drive me away?!"

"Who told you to say that you were not Odin's biological son. This incident made my father too embarrassed. He didn't beat you to death on the spot, which is already a good temper. Rogie spread her hands.

"So what do you expect? Besides, my father never liked how fat you looked. He's been trying to get you to lose weight for a long time. But it's not good to do it yourself. Now there is a Li Jie on the earth to help him do this, and he is too late to be happy, how can he let you hide here and not lose weight?"

Thor couldn't come to terms with that. He was a little broken and said, "Are you all still my relatives?

"No, we're saving you. For the sake of Asgard's future, you still have to lose weight. Rogie patted her brother's big belly again.

"My sister, can't you plead for your brother and me. ”

"No, you can't. I still have a lot of work to do. The problem of the Great Serpent still needs to be dealt with, and the Frost Giant also needs to be dealt with. Asgard can no longer go to war with the Frost Giants. My father has agreed to my plan to exile the Frost Giants to other universes. I'm looking for a suitable place to exile so that Asgard and the Frost Giants never see each other again. I'm so busy, where do I have time to help you intercede, hurry up and pack your things, and hurry up to Earth. ”

Disgusted, Rocky kicked Thor out of his dormitory. Standing in the doorway, Thor couldn't help but look up to the sky and sigh sadly: "Asgard is so big, can't it accommodate a quiet dining table and bed, a TV and a sofa!"

"Thor, hurry up and let me go. Thor's mother, the Phantasm Queen, Lady Gasry, suddenly appears and interrupts Thor's grief and rage.

She said, "If you hadn't been talking nonsense in front of your father that day, would I have had a big quarrel with your father? You can leave me now, as far as you want, I don't want to see you again in the last ten years!"

"Mom, don't do this!" Thor tried to defend himself, but he was dragged directly by the queen in the direction of the Rainbow Bridge.

"What kind of mother, you can at least let me pack my bags. Thor didn't dare to disobey his mother, he could only make small demands. I want to use this way to delay a little bit and see if I can make my mother change her mind.

But the Phantom Queen did not give him such a chance. She beckoned and cast a spell, "Thor's luggage is flying!" and Thor flew all his miscellaneous luggage from his lodgings and smashed them into Thor like cannonballs. Because the force of these bags is too great. They flew directly with Thor to the intersection of the Rainbow Bridge.

The queen shouted to the gatekeeper of the Rainbow Bridge, "Send him back to Earth for me, you know where to send him!"

Heimdall, the gatekeeper, saluted, "Do as my queen commands." Then he used his sword to turn the gate switch of the Rainbow Bridge.

Thor flew into the teleportation array of the Rainbow Bridge with his luggage. In the moments before the Rainbow Bridge closed, Thor could only cry out in grief and indignation: "I'll be back!"

On the earth, Li Jie sweated like rain on the treadmill at a speed of 300 kilometers per hour. Just when he finally got into a short 30-second break. A rainbow bridge gate fell from the sky, startling Li Jie.

waited until the light dissipated, and Li Jie fixed his eyes on it. Okay, it turned out that Thor was back, and I had been waiting for him for a while.

Thor got up from the ground and saw Jack. He smiled, revealing eight snow-white teeth: "Long time no see." ”

Li Jie also smiled politely: "Yes." I'd like to ask, what kind of dance do you prefer?"

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