Chapter Twenty-Six: Paper Never Holds Fire

Shi Fu ran home in a hurry, entered the courtyard and closed the courtyard door, and then ran into the hall, and was relieved to see that his parents were there.

Zhou Feng saw his son running back in a hurry, so he asked puzzledly: "Son, what's wrong?

Shi Fu saw his mother and replied, "It's okay, there was a dog at the door just now, I was afraid that it would bite me, so I ran back, it's okay." ”

Shi Qiang heard next to him that a dog was going to bite his son and was in a hurry, and he was about to go to the door, but Shi Fu hurriedly stopped him and said, "Dad, it's okay, the dog has already let me run away, don't go out." ”

Shi Qiang sat down again when he heard this, and Zhou Feng said: "Steamed steamed buns at night, the child's father, help me make noodles, son, you go back to the house by yourself and wait for a while, and call you when you eat later." ”

Shi Fu said: "Okay, then I'll go back to the house and read the book first." ”

Shi Qiang instructed: "Don't always read books, move when you have nothing to do, don't look back and look like a nerd to yourself." ”

Shi Fu smiled and didn't speak, and ran back to the house.

Back in the room, Shi Fu took out the 'Impermanence Ghost Order', held down the button and said, "Hey, hey, is there anyone?"

After waiting for a while, this time the impermanence ghost order came from the black impermanence voice: "Is it Brother Shi, is there any situation?"

Shi Fu said angrily: "I encountered a ghost beast attack before, and I encountered an ambush of evil ghosts. ”

After being quiet for a while, Hei Wuchang said, "That...... This one...... Recently, there have been a lot of things in the underworld, and it is true that it has not been decided. ”

Shi Fu said: "I'm really convinced, the efficiency of the underworld is too poor, and I seriously suspect that you are irresponsible." ”

Hei Wuchang hurriedly reassured: "Don't, Brother Shi, I'll arrange it for you, don't be angry." ”

Shi Fu was a little puzzled, it is said that this thing should have found out that he was blinded by him, why is he still so polite? Then he said: "This errand is going to kill at every turn, it's not that others are coming to harm me, it's all my teammates who cheat people, if I can't send anyone again, Lao Tzu will not do it." ”

Hei Wuchang said: "Don't, don't, my little ancestor, don't worry, I will definitely arrange someone for you quickly." ”

Shi Fu suddenly changed his tone and said: "I said Lao Fan, I said so, why don't you have a temper at all, this is not in line with your personality." Isn't black impermanence supposed to be iron-faced and selfless?"

Hei Wuchang sneered: "What are you talking about Brother Shi, we were ordered to assist Brother Shi, so we must be dutiful, and it is indeed our mistake, where do we dare to be selfless." ”

Shi Fu smiled and said, "Oh, I know it's wrong, so let's do it, I'll make a small request for the selection of people, how about it?"

Hei Wuchang said: "This selection is actually not up to us, but since Brother Shi wants to make a request, then say it first, and I'll see if I can help you fight for it." ”

Shi Fu said: "Then I mentioned it, first, I want a woman, after all, I have a face when I take it out." Second, I want to be a ghost level, the level is too low to be able to compete, after all, I still have to do big things. Third, I have to have someone who understands Meng Po soup, a ghost sister came before, saying that I have Meng Po soup in my body, and I have to study it. Well, not too much. ”

Hei Wuchang said with a trembling voice: "If there is anyone in this world who is more demanding than yours, I will die of knocking." I don't have to say this, I have to report to the Ghost Emperor. ”

Shi Fu said: "Okay, then you can report it, I can tell you, if you don't meet my three conditions, you can tell the ghost emperor master, I won't serve anymore, I will commit suicide now, and I can go back to hell, I don't care." With that, he hung up the call.

Besides, on the side of the underworld, Hei Impermanence stood in front of the Ghost Emperor Hall with the Impermanence Ghost Order, and refused to push the door in. I want to state here that he is not afraid, but really does not dare to enter. As soon as the ghost emperor is happy, let him perform a schizophrenia again, and he will finish playing, and he will work as a coolie for the rest of his life.

At this time, it happened that Meng Soul also came to the Ghost Emperor's Palace, and was ready to give the Ghost Emperor a financial report on this year's Meng Pozhuang Soup Co., Ltd.

As soon as Meng Soul walked to the door, he saw Hei Wuchang standing at the door trembling, so he stepped forward and said hello: "Yo, Xiao Hei, what are you doing here?"

Hei Wuchang turned around, saw Meng Soul, and suddenly felt that his savior was coming, recalling what Shi Fu said just now, this Meng Soul had seen Brother Shi lightly, and said that Brother Shi had Meng Po soup in his body, which means that the Meng Po soup she lost before was not recovered, or she let Brother Shi drink it, which also explains the reason why Brother Shi used our words before. Most of the time, Hei Impermanence is indeed the same as what Taishan Mansion Jun told Shi Fu, he is very witty and chicken thief.

As soon as he thought of this, Hei Wuchang finally withdrew from the vibration mode, looked at Meng Soul seriously, and showed Meng Soul his hair, only to see Meng Soul protecting his chest with both hands, and shouted: "Look at it, I haven't seen a beautiful woman." ”

Hei Wuchang smiled slightly, opened the door of the Ghost Emperor Palace, and walked in with a smoke, leaving only Meng Soul standing there muttering: "Sick"

At this time, the Ghost Emperor was exercising in the Ghost Emperor Palace, practicing a hand of Tai Chi, exhaling slowly and quickly, moving left and right in a chic and elegant, and seeing Hei Impermanence coming from a distance, he stopped his movements and looked at Hei Impermanence with a smile.

Seeing this scene, Hei Wuchang broke out in cold sweat running down his cheeks, but he didn't panic too much, after all, he was a substitute for death today. After thinking about it, he clasped his hands into fists and said: "Tell the Ghost Emperor, I have important news to report on the ghost minister." ”

The Ghost Emperor said: "Say, what's the matter?"

Hei Wuchang said: "Today, Brother Shi contacted me and mentioned to me the request for his bodyguard, a total of three points. Hei Wuchang conveyed the three requirements that Shi Fu told him to the Ghost Emperor, of course, he didn't say anything about death later.

The Ghost Emperor was surprised: "Who is that Brother Shi?"

Hei Wuchang replied: "Emperor Yu, it is Zhuge Liang who you sent to the human world to carry out a mission, and his surname is Shi after he is reincarnated. ”

After hearing this, the Ghost Emperor rolled up his beard and said, "Oh, it's him, his request is not excessive, but this third request is a bit strange, do you have anything else to say?" ”

Hei Wuchang said: "Yes, the Ghost Emperor, after I finished communicating with Brother Shi, I suddenly remembered that three years ago, the modern Meng Po 'Meng Soul' once went to study in the human world, and after coming back, she lost a box of Meng Po soup, and then, Meng Soul said that she found it back, but combined with my conversation with Brother Shi, I think Meng Soul should not have been found back at all, but was drunk by Brother Shi, what do you think, my lord?"

After saying this, Meng Soul just walked in, only to see her slowly walk in front of the Ghost Emperor, and bowed down and said, "Lord Ghost Emperor, I will report to you the financial situation of Meng Pozhuang Soup Co., Ltd. this year." ”

The Ghost Emperor waved his hand and said, "Don't talk yet, listen to what I said to Hei Wuchang, and then report back to me later." Then, he said to Hei Wuchang: "Xiao Fan, you tell me what Gang Xiaoshi said to you as it is." ”

Hei Wuchang repeated what Shi Fu said completely, and Meng Soul next to him came down in a cold sweat.

After Hei Wuchang finished speaking, the Ghost Emperor waved his hand and said to him: "You stand down, next, I want to listen to Xiao Meng report to me on the financial situation, you are not suitable to be present, go ahead." ”

Hei Impermanence quickly ran away, it was called a clean and crisp, and he didn't dare to stop at all. At this time, the Ghost Emperor Hall was left with the Ghost Emperor and the trembling Meng Soul.

The Ghost Emperor smiled and said, "Come on, Xiao Meng, report it, I'll listen." ”

Meng Soul trembled and said, "Lord Ghost Emperor, what do you say...... When I came back before, I didn't report it yet, and you finished talking, and I was embarrassed to refute you, so I just walked along. ”

The Ghost Emperor said: "Oh, so that's the case, that's the old man's mistake." ”

Meng Soul hurriedly knelt down and said: "No, no, how can you be wrong, I was wrong, please forgive me, it's all my fault, and I hope that Lord Ghost Emperor will have a lot of you." ”

The Ghost Emperor didn't speak, waved his hands at the door, and the door was closed, and then snapped his fingers into the Ghost Emperor's Palace, only to see a ghostly light flashing, and the Ghost Emperor had an extra rattan whip in his hand. Then he said to Meng Soul: "Come, say what you wanted to tell me before, but I delayed it, and say it again......"