Chapter 27: It's still Meng Po who is so foolish
The core city of the ghost world of the underworld, in the ghost city of Xudu, the sound of sobbing sounded from time to time, and with the sobbing, there will be the sound of whipping, and the ghosts who work in the ghost city are all trembling, because the source of this sound is the ghost emperor hall in the center of the city, the sound lasted for more than an hour, and finally subsided, and the ghosts knew that this was the ghost emperor's anger had passed, so they continued to work.
At this time, in the Ghost Emperor's Palace, Meng Soul's entire face was swollen and he reported to the Ghost Emperor the loss of Meng Po Tang three years ago, and after repeating the whole thing, Meng Soul said: "Collapse the Northern Coin, the four before the mountain are enough to be the same." ”
The Ghost Emperor said: "You straighten your tongue for Lao Tzu before you speak." ”
Meng Soul said slowly: "Report to the Ghost Emperor, this was the way it happened three years ago, I pondered that it was true that Meng Po Tang did not cause any harm, so I didn't care, but when I came back, I just said that I found it, but I didn't say that I brought it back." And you say......"
The Ghost Emperor helped his forehead and said, "Since that's the case, it's okay, fortunately, Xiao Shi is still witty and didn't affect his task." ”
As soon as Meng Soul heard what the Ghost Emperor said, he hurriedly said: "That's okay, I'll go back to the Ghost Emperor, and you can find me again if you have something." Then he got up.
The Ghost Emperor slapped her with a palm and said: "The death penalty can be avoided, but the living crime cannot be escaped, in the future, you will leave the business of Meng Pozhuang Company alone and leave it to your younger brother Meng Dan to take care of." ”
When Meng Soul heard this, he hurriedly said: "Then how can it be done, Meng Dan is a fool, leave it to him to take care of, why should I go, drink the northwest wind." ”
The Ghost Emperor said: "Meng Dan is much smarter than you, the Meng Po family has been a single family for generations, and a twin was born in this area, and there is one close to intellectual retardation, that is, you, if it weren't for the Meng Po clan to have group training, you must be a woman to be Meng Po, I would have expelled you a long time ago and let Meng Dan go." ”
Meng Soul cried, the cry was vibrating, and his mouth said: "I don't want it, I don't want to be a jobless vagrant, I want to be a good Meng Po, I don't want to be expelled, Ghost Emperor, you are unfair, Ghost Emperor, you are stupid, Ghost Emperor, you are a second shortage......"
With a 'snap', a big mouth flew away for Meng Soul, and the Ghost Emperor shouted: "You are stupid, you are not allowed to cry, listen to what you said, and you can't cry anymore." ”
Meng Soul whispered, "No...... Don't cry anymore. ”
The Ghost Emperor calmed down and said: "If I don't owe your grandmother a favor, just what you just said, it would be enough for me to destroy you, it's just that, I still have an important task for you, you get up." ”
Meng Soul rubbed it, stood up from the ground, saluted the Ghost Emperor and said, "Lord Ghost Emperor, no matter what the task, I can complete it." ”
The Ghost Emperor raised his forehead and said: "You go to the human world, be a bodyguard for Xiao Shi, monitor his every move by the way, and then send me a ghost letter every day to report, remember?"
Meng Soul nodded and said, "I remember, I was a bodyguard for the kid I saw, and then monitored his every move, and reported to you with a ghost letter, right." ”
The Ghost Emperor said: "Yes, that's right, you can go quickly." ”
Meng Soul said yes and walked out. The Ghost Emperor sat alone behind the desk, holding his forehead with his hands, lowering his head and muttering with a smile: "This fool is finally gone, and there will be no more accidents in Meng Pozhuang in the future...... and then he couldn't hold back and laughed.
After Meng Soul came out of the Ghost Emperor Palace, he casually cast a spell, and the injuries on his body were gone, and then he didn't go to the door of the underworld, but came to the Palace of Impermanence, and saw that the Palace of Impermanence was closed, so he began to smash the door and shouted: "Open the door, surnamed Fan, I know that you are inside, you have the ability to sue the black, you have the ability to come out, let's go head-to-head, if I don't fight, you call grandma, I am born to you, you come out for me, don't hide." ”
Hei Wuchang sat in the hall of impermanence and listened to Meng Soul scolding the street outside, but also helpless, alas, grandma, if you don't die, I will die, in line with the principle of dead friends and poor people, today's door, I will let you shoot, I so-called, I also listen to the scolding street, who let us not be beaten, right.
Meng Soul smashed for a long time and didn't see any movement inside, so he left, after all, he still had an important task on his body, anyway, she scolded on the street, and her anger came out, but this matter is not over, and she will talk about it when we meet later. Then she dodged, came to the door of the underworld, opened the door and got out.
Returning to the human world, Meng Soul stretched his waist, is this considered freedom, finally don't have to look at that broken company anymore, don't let anything change, how to innovate.
Flying forward for a while, Meng Soul suddenly remembered that when he left, the Ghost Emperor seemed to have instructed him to come, what was it exactly? Forget it, don't think about it first, find the target first.
After Shi Fu ended the call with Hei Impermanence, he has been practicing his body in the room, for about an hour or so, he always feels very awkward, although the movements are the same, but he can't play the ability written in the introduction. Just as he was thinking, his mother shouted at the door, "Son, it's time to eat." ”
Shi Fu touched his stomach, he was indeed a little hungry, he had been practicing his body in the house, it was very physically exhausting, if he didn't understand, let it go first, and go back to Uncle Wen to ask, provided that he had to wait for him to dissipate his anger first, think about it, he put down the book and walked to the hall.
As the family has money, there are more and more patterns of meals, and Shi Fu is very satisfied with this meal, there is meat and fish, if it is put in the original, this must be the New Year to smell the taste, and now it is finally eaten.
After eating, Shi Fu planned to continue to go back to the house to practice the method, but the moment he opened the door, he found a woman sitting in the room, looking at his 'martial arts cheats', and muttering: "What kind of book is this, how can there be so many exercises, if this is put in the underworld, it will have to break everyone's heads." ”
Shi Fu stood at the door and took a closer look, and found that this was the ghost eldest sister he had come to when he was 1 year old, and it seemed that his plan to ask for someone had succeeded, so he said: "Sisters, take other people's things to see if you should say hello in advance." ”
As soon as Meng Soul turned around, she saw Shi Fu standing at the door with his shoulders crossed, looking at herself with a smile that seemed to be smiling, she was a little embarrassed, after all, what they said was right, she came in directly, and when she saw the book on the table, she picked it up and looked at it.
After being silent for a long time, Meng Soul stood up and said: "I am a ghost sent by the Ghost Emperor to protect you, my name is Meng Po, and the kid is exempt." ”
Shi Fu smiled slightly and said: "If you pretend to be a grandson, I will send it back to you, and let the ghost emperor cure your crimes, believe it or not." ”
Meng Soul trembled and said, "Don't, don't, I'll talk well, don't report it." ”
Shi Fu said: "Say, what did the Ghost Emperor let you do?"
Meng Soul touched his chin and said, "I remember saying that I was asked to be your bodyguard, it seems that there is something else, but I forgot." ”
Shi Fu continued: "Didn't you let me spy on me by the way, and then report to him?"
Meng Soul patted his head and said happily: "By the way, there is also surveillance, I forgot, I said that I wanted to report it, it seems to be a month or a year, I don't remember the specific date, I'll ask again when I go back." ”
Shi Fu said: "Who are you going to ask, you have forgotten the tasks assigned to you, and you have to go through the gang when you ask." ”
Meng Soul was anxious: "Yes, if you wear a gang, you have to be punished, and the beating is small, if I don't pay my salary, how can I live." ”
Shi Fu said in his heart, "I want to be the right person, with this IQ, I have to help her count the money if I sell it." After thinking about it, he said: "That's it, my reports here are all random, if something happens, look for them in black and white, I'll ask them when I go back, as for now, you first send it away once a year, after all, I've been here for three years before I contacted me." ”
Meng Soul didn't even think about it, nodded and said, "Okay, then do this first, and then, where do I live?"
Meng Soul said this, Shi Fu was also a little overwhelmed, yes, where to live? It is definitely not appropriate to live with herself, she is a ghost, and it is not easy to arrange for her if her parents can't see her, the key is not to say, how good is this.
Suddenly, Shi Fu had an idea, and thought about it, Uncle Wen, can he arrange it, they are all from the prefecture, and they are still leaders, so there should be no problem in arranging a place for his employees.
After thinking about it, he said to Meng Soul: "I'll arrange a good place for you to live, you come with me." After speaking, he walked out, and Meng Soul hurriedly followed, one person and one ghost, one in front of the other, and walked towards the mouth of the alley.
Uncle Wen was cleaning up the stall, and when he saw these two people coming over one after the other, he quickly sat down again, with his beard in his hands, and posed like a master.
Shi Fu walked up to him, arched his hand and said, "Uncle Wen, I'm ...... Hey, hey, don't fight yet, listen to me first......"