021, a poke and a poke (Chapter 3 for recommended collection)

In the picture of the live broadcast room, a fat mouse is reflected in front of the audience's eyes, and the slipknot of rattan is tightly wrapped in the middle of its body.

The mouse looked as if it was struggling and tired, and was lying quietly in the grass at the moment, staring at Su Yan with two small eyes constantly turning.

"Damn, this broken trap can really catch something. ”

"Wow, this mouse is so cute, the anchor doesn't want to eat it. ”

"The rat is delicious, spicy roasted mice, fragrant and crispy. ”

"Gluttonous little beta, now caught. ”

"Our rat stealth has been broken by the jungler, brothers sell rats and hurry up ......"

may have felt that he had no hope of escaping, but when he saw Su Yan's palm grabbing it, the mouse actually didn't resist.

But whether it resists or not, the ending is the same.

Looking at the mouse that was caught in his hand, Su Yan couldn't help but swallow his saliva.

He estimated that the rat would fall into the trap around dawn, and only after the smell of the jackals had almost dissipated before he dared to sneak over to see what was delicious.

It turned out to be his breakfast......

Su Yan was in a very good mood at the moment, and said with a smile on his face: "This trap can catch the mouse, in fact, luck accounts for a large part, if the place where the slipknot trap is not the body of the mouse, but its short limbs, with the flexibility of the rattan, it is easy to break free by it." ”

As he spoke, he studied the appearance of the mouse, and then smiled even more happily.

"Do you know what kind of rat this is?"

Without waiting for the audience to answer, he directly revealed the answer in the next second: "This is called a mountain mouse, also known as a mountain mouse." It is a delicious and nutritious delicacy. In Jiangxi, Fujian and other places have the custom of eating this kind of mountain rat, today I have a mouthful. ”

"Brother Yan, can you not be so skinny, my answer has just come out, and you said, I don't want to lose face?"

"It's good to get used to it every day. ”

"I, a Min person, am here to tell you that the mountain rats are really fragrant and crispy, and I drool when I think about it.

"I, the people of Dagan, praised the upstairs, saying that it is unpalatable, because you don't know how to taste the delicious food in this world. ”

"I, the people of the Chinese Empire, said...... I can't eat it......"

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Su Yan happily took the mountain mouse back to the nest and began to prepare to cook this delicious meal.

There was still some charcoal in the fire that had not been extinguished, so he added some dead grass and leaves, rekindled the fire, and then knocked the mountain mouse to death with a stone.

Then, with a dagger, he sharpened the end of a chopstick-thin branch.

"Since I haven't found a water source yet, it's more troublesome to clean up like this, so I'm going to just set it on the fire and roast it. ”

Saying that, Su Yan began to move, and at the same time continued: "Now I will directly use this branch to insert this mouse's tail into its body, and then use the fire to burn all its hair, saving the need to peel it." ”

Then the audience in the live broadcast room saw Su Yan holding a branch and poking at the chrysanthemum of the mouse......

"I'll go, this picture is too beautiful, I don't dare to look at it......"

"Little brother, why are you so skillful in this action, snickering. ”

"Such a handsome little brother, I actually like ...... It's a pity. ”

"Chrysanthemums are broken, the ground is full of wounds, and your smile is wrinkled......"

"Damn, anchor, can you let me go to the toilet properly?"

"Mouse: Poke me in the ass in front of so many people, don't I want to lose face?"

Looking at all kinds of funny things in the barrage, the corners of Su Yan's mouth twitched: "Why are all your thoughts so dirty?"

"Handsome guy, where are people's thoughts dirty, wait for you to come back and let you take a closer look. ”

"You perverts, don't spoil my cute little cutie......"

Are all women so powerful now?......

Facing them, Su Yan is not an opponent at all!

He could only roast his little mountain mouse in silence.

It's still a cute little mouse, and it won't resist when it catches it, so it obediently makes its own breakfast......

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It didn't take long for the mouse's skin to be burned a little brown, and its body was constantly expanding due to excessive heat, and even began to burst open in some places.

Su Yan turned the camera at the mountain rat and said, "Look, now that this mountain rat has been roasted to this extent, I can clean up its internal organs." ”

As he spoke, he lowered the mouse's stone face, drew his dagger with his other hand, and continued:

"Now, all I have to do is make a slit in the middle of the mouse's stomach with a dagger, and its entrails will easily flow out, and it will be easier to clean up. ”

Su Yan continued to set the eviscerated mountain rat on the fire for a while, so that it was thoroughly cooked.

"Rats, mountain rats and other rodents, they often carry a variety of germs, we must cook them thoroughly when we eat, otherwise once infected with some deadly germs, it will be very dangerous. ”

"There are so many animals around here, I guess the water source should not be far from here, don't waste these offal, collect some, and maybe use them later." ”

The disgusting images of cleaning and collecting some internal organs made some viewers unbearable, especially those filthy women......

"Hey, handsome guy, isn't it just a joke, don't you want to be so disgusting to me. ”

"That's it, my little brother's family is still eating breakfast, how can you let me continue to eat like this. ”

"It's a beautiful job, and I like the anchor's serious appearance of not licking the beauty. ”

"666, are you also single upstairs by strength?"

Since then, Huaxin has given the anchor 10 golden mice...... Brother, you can come in early in the morning to see that you have such a heavy taste. ”

A red barrage flashed, which is the color of the barrage for management.

"Big-hearted, you've missed the heavier picture in front of you. ”

"I've already recorded it.,I'll put it on the Internet for everyone to enjoy.,(☆_☆)/~~"

"Thank you, Brother Huaxin, for the gift. After thanking him, Su Yan continued to smile and said, "Brother Huaxin, how can this be considered a heavy taste." For me, this mountain rat is a delicacy, and it is also a nutritious tonic, everyone can try it when they have time, and it tastes good. ”

From then on, Huaxin: "Don't, brother, you can eat as much as you like." Brother, I don't need this kind of mouthful......"

"Haha, anchor, don't scare the local tyrant brother away......"

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chatted with the audience in the live broadcast room, and the mountain rats were almost roasted, looking charred on the outside and tender on the inside, which made people very appetizing.

"Audience friends, I'll start eating first. ”

Su Yan's stomach was already grunting with hunger, he picked up the branch with the mouse with his left hand, grabbed the hind leg of the mouse with his right hand and tore it off directly, threw it into his mouth and bit it hard.

"Whew!"

The tender taste of meat spread in his mouth, making Su Yan look full of enjoyment to the camera.

"Mountain rats often find mushrooms and bamboo shoots as food, so their meat not only does not have the fishy smell of urban rat meat, but also has a fresh fragrance and a strong bite. ”

Because he even bites and swallows the brittle bones of the mouse.

As a result, the air was filled with a crisp sound of "Quack!Quack!......