Chapter 386: Everyone is a dick

Seeing that Li Yan actually took a bite of cotton and swallowed it into his stomach, the audience was stunned, and the three views were instantly subverted.

Zheng Banqiao: "This ...... Can this cotton be eaten?"

Pu Songling: "The handsome anchor won't be hungry, right?"

Li Yan smiled, and his mind automatically made up a stunned face, I like to see you look like you don't know!

"Old iron, this thing is called marshmallow, it looks like cotton, but it is a candy, made of white sugar. ”

Shi Kefa: "This thing is candy?

Huang Zongxi: "The anchor won't be idle and bored and deliberately fool me?"

"Xiao Shuai is so honest, how can he fool everyone!" Li Yan took out a teleportation charm from the storage ring and said, "It's a donkey or a horse, everyone will know by trying it themselves." ”

As he spoke, he teleported the few remaining marshmallows to the underworld.

After a while, the comment area of the live broadcast room was boiling, and many viewers asked Li Yan to send more marshmallows, and the effect of marshmallows was much stronger than Li Yan expected.

Li Quan, the richest man: "The old man tried it, this marshmallow tasted really good, and it happened to be seen by my greedy grandson, who shouted that he would also have a string." ”

Gong Zizhen: "The same is true of the kid from the old man's family, I really can't do anything about him." ”

Li Yan just sent some marshmallows to the underworld on a whim, but he didn't expect it to be so popular, so he had to get out of the car and buy more than a dozen to send them down.

Zheng Banqiao: "I see that the handsome anchor is full of energy, I don't know if I have encountered any good things?"

The company's benefits are getting better and better, and when the overseas distribution agency of healing liquid is sold, it can make a pot of gold, and Li Yan is of course full of energy.

Taking a picture in the rearview mirror, he grinned and said: "Today's company has a meeting, Xiaoshuai specially dressed up, put on a handsome suit, and looked more energetic." ”

Pu Songling: "This foreigner's costume does have merit, it looks radiant when worn on the body, and the whole person looks obviously different in temperament." ”

Li Yan suddenly had black lines on his head: "Could it be that I look more temperamental today, and I usually look like a ** silk?"

Zheng Banqiao: "I don't know what the anchor means by **silk? Is it also a peculiar food?"

Li Yan subconsciously opened his mouth, but he couldn't say the words when they came to his mouth, because he didn't know the specific definition of the word "**silk", and he didn't know how to explain it.

After a hurried search on the Internet, Li Yan pursed his lips and said: "**Silk is not food, but the abbreviation of a certain type of person, in short, it refers to people who have no looks, no property and no height. ”

Zheng Banqiao: "I see, the old man can call himself Zheng **si in the future." ”

Pu Songling: "Then I am Pu **Si." ”

Tang Bohu: "Old man Tang ** silk." ”

Wen Zhengming: "In the future, please call the old man Wen ** silk." ”

Li Yan was completely confused, as if the audience had misunderstood his meaning a little, and regarded the word "**silk" as a kind of self-humility, as if he called himself "below" and "contemptible".

Coughing dryly, Li Yan said a little weakly: "Lao Tie, you are all full of poetry and books, you are all famous literati and writers of your respective eras, who dares to call you ** silk." ”

Gong Zizhen: "After reading the Four Books and Five Classics for a few years, I can't afford to read the four words of poetry and books, and the old man is the kind of person who is called ** silk in the mouth of the anchor." ”

Zheng Banqiao: "In that future, Mr. Gong can be called Gong ** silk." ”

Li Yan stopped talking, if you like to be the best silk, go and be it, labor and management will not stop you.

Li Quan, the richest man: "The old man is covered in copper smell, and he doesn't dare to call himself ** silk, I wonder if there are other titles that are suitable?"

Seeing Li Quan's comment, Li Yan knew as soon as he thought about it, as the richest man in the underworld, he couldn't get along with "poverty", so he naturally couldn't be regarded as ** silk.

"Li Quan's iron waist is wrapped in thousands of dollars, and he is rich and handsome in the underworld!" Li Yan said with a smile.

Li Quan, the richest man: "Rich and handsome, I don't know how to explain it?"

Gong Zizhen: "Literally, it should correspond to **silk, that is, the meaning of height, wealth and appearance are very prominent." ”

"Gong Zizhen Lao Tie is right, Gao Fushuai basically means this. Li Yan nodded.

Gong Zizhen: "The old man corrects it, please call the handsome anchor Gong **si." ”

Li Yan: "......"

Li Quan, the richest man: "In addition to a little savings, the old man has an extremely ordinary height and appearance, and he doesn't dare to call himself rich and handsome, I don't know if there is a more appropriate title?"

He is quite honest, Li Yan touched his chin and thought about it, and a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind: "There is another word that is more suitable for Li Quan Lao Tie, what do you think of the local tyrant?"

The richest man Li Quan: "Local tyrant...... What does that mean?"

The term "local tyrant" originally referred to the rich such as the rich and the nouveau riche, and was biased towards a derogatory term, but later it was used more broadly, usually referring to the wealthy.

Li Yan briefly explained the meaning of the local tyrant, and Li Quan gladly accepted it, as the richest person in the underworld, he deserved to be called a local tyrant.

The richest man Li Quan: "I have been wearing a long shirt for hundreds of years, and the old man has long felt that traditional clothes are inconvenient, can you ask the handsome anchor to help buy two sets of dresses like yours, the old man also wants to try the feeling of wearing a dress." ”

"This is simple, as long as Lao Tie reports his height and weight, Xiaoshuai will arrange for someone to buy clothes. Li Yan agreed without hesitation.

"I'm afraid your outfit is not cheap, the old man can't let you break the bank in vain, and reward a piece of jade to show his gratitude. ”

As soon as Li Quan's comment passed, a jade pendant pattern floated out on the screen.

No one has rewarded the jade pendant for a long time, Li Yan was overjoyed, rubbed his hands and smiled: "Lao Tie is really too polite, how embarrassing does this make Xiaoshuai." ”

Zhang Tingyu: "The old man is also tired of wearing a horse coat and a long shirt, and he wants to change his clothes, so please ask the handsome anchor to help the old man order two sets." ”

Like Li Quan, Zhang Tingyu also rewarded a piece of jade pendant.

As soon as the two took the lead, the other viewers were not to be outdone, and asked Li Yan to help with the purchase.

For a while, the jade pendant pattern on the mobile phone screen was flying all over the sky, and the number of points was also skyrocketing, and the rising speed was unprecedented.

Li Yan's eyes were full of joy, and he shouted excitedly: "Everyone report their height and weight, and Xiaoshuai will go to buy clothes after registration." ”

Two minutes later, Li Yan did a good job of registration, a total of sixteen viewers wanted to buy suits, and each of them was rewarded with a jade pendant, and he could get eight jade pendants in half with the live broadcast platform.

After getting off the live broadcast, Li Yan went straight to the Jinjiang community, and as soon as he got home, he went online to buy a suit.

Anyway, the audience doesn't know anything about suits, there is no need to tailor them, as long as they can be worn, there is no need to be too particular, the clothes purchased online are enough.

As soon as he finished placing the order, Li Yan received a call from Liu Xun, saying that he was asked to go over and had something to explain.

Li Yan was stunned for a moment, thinking that another creditor had come to the door, so he immediately drove to Liu's house.

When I arrived at the house, I learned that it was not the creditor who collected the debt, but the news from the Jiangnan Provincial Calligraphy Association that a party would be held this weekend, so that everyone could contact each other and get acquainted with the new members of the association.

Li Yan has joined the Provincial Calligraphy Association for a while, but he has not participated in a similar party, he is also a newcomer, and it is reasonable to go and meet the old-timers.

This is reasonable, Li Yan agreed with his mouth, and then talked about Liu Tao.

Since the last kidnapping, Liu Tao has been frightened a lot, for fear of being forced to pay debts by creditors again, so he usually stays at home and does not dare to go out.

Li Yan hesitated for a moment and proposed that Liu Tao go to work in the rock pharmaceutical industry, which could be regarded as a stable job.

Liu Xun sighed and said: "Whether you work or not is secondary, what I am most worried about is that the child has not quit his gambling addiction, and after a while, he will go back to the old path." ”

Li Yan's brows furrowed slightly, gambling addiction is similar to drug addiction, I am afraid that it is not easy to quit, if Liu Tao knows that those debts have been settled, maybe he will really continue to gamble.

"Li Yan, you have already worried too much about our family's, you don't care about Xiao Tao's affairs, he is an adult, and he should be responsible for his actions. Liu Xun said helplessly.

Scratching the back of his head, Li Yan sighed and said, "That's it, I'll go talk to him, if he is still unrepentant, then there is nothing to say." ”

"Xiao Tao is in the room, you go to him. Liu Xun said with a sad face, not holding out much hope.

Li Yan went to Liu Tao's room once, and when he walked to the door, the door was open, and Liu Tao sat on the chair in a daze, not knowing what he was thinking.

Li Yan deliberately coughed twice, attracting Liu Tao's attention, Shi Shiran walked into the room and said: "I talked to your grandfather just now, anyway, you are idle at home, and it is not good to gnaw on the old all the time, it is better to go to work in my company, I dare not say how much money I can make, and it is definitely no problem to support myself." ”

Mu Ran turned his head, Liu Tao's spirit was in a little trance, as if he thought of something, and a trace of fear flashed in his eyes: "I can't go out, as soon as I go out, those creditors will kill me!"

Looking at the horror on his face, Li Yan felt quite guilty in his heart, the reason why Liu Tao was kidnapped last time was not his creditor, but the hidden Li family.

In fact, Liu Tao was implicated by Li Yan to suffer an unwarranted disaster, so he has always tried his best to make up for it.

Li Yan said in a deep voice: "I have paid off all those debts for you, just go to work with confidence, and no one will force you to pay debts." ”

"The debts have all been paid off?" Liu Tao suddenly raised his voice: "You didn't lie to me?"

"Your grandfather mortgaged this house to me to pay off the foreign debt you owe. Li Yan said lightly.

Liu Tao fell into a brief silence, his gaze very complicated.

He and his grandfather have always had a big generation gap and often quarreled, but his grandfather sold all the houses in the family in order to help him pay off his debts.

Seeing that he was silent, Li Yan seemed to see through Liu Tao's thoughts, and said with a smile: "Do you feel unwilling and want to win back the lost money?"

Hearing this, Liu Tao suddenly raised his head: "Li Yan, I know that you are a rich man, why don't you lend me a little money, my gambling skills have improved greatly now, and I can definitely win back the money I lost before!"

He would say such things, Li Yan didn't feel too surprised, people who lost money in gambling wanted to win back the front, and the result was often more and more losses.