35. Beautiful Taoist priests will warm up the bed
That's right! To be a bad guy is to show a vicious appearance!
Then I can have a little more fun.
"Bang-"
"Bang-"
"Bang-"
The three feet that did not see any traces, three people from different directions flew into the airport garbage bin together and fell into a ball!
Zhou Zhoushan played with the three storage rings in his hand and said softly: "Don't struggle, it will be automatically untied in three hours, I won't kill you this time, go back and tell your family, I will take this girl back to cook on the fire, welcome to pick it up at any time!"
He didn't hurt Li Chengxue, it's not that he didn't dare, from the three of them just now, he couldn't do it!
Hey, it looks like there's still a long way to go before you become a real demon.
Monday Mountain sighed!
Am I still a good person?
I'm not a good person, I'm not a good person......
Monday Mountain meditated.
"Do you say I'm a good person?" Zhou Yishan let go of Li Chengxue and asked uneasily.
Li Chengxue didn't know how to answer.
Is he a good man? But he grabbed himself again, and made a little lighter.
Aren't you a good person? But you don't really hurt yourself, it's your brothers who really hurt you.
"Yes...... It's a good person......" Li Chengxue said fearfully.
"Damn, I saw that you were so beautiful, I didn't expect you to have a problem with your brain. Zhou Yishan scolded angrily, and pointed to his face again, "Am I a good person? Where do you look like a good person? I am a demon, remember, I am a demon Zhou Shan." ”
Li Chengxue was stunned again, how could anyone have to think of themselves as demons?
"Isn't it good to be a good person?"
"Of course it's not good!" Zhou Yishan pulled Li Chengxue and kissed her on the cheek again, "Can a good person kiss you casually like me?"
Without waiting for Li Chengxue to answer, he said again: "No, it's like you want to arrest me, and you have to pretend." Look at me, if you say hit, just kick them into the trash. ”
"Besides, good people don't live long, disasters last for thousands of years, I am a demon, more awesome than disasters......"
Hahaha......
As he spoke, Zhou Zhoushan laughed loudly, but his eyes were moist.
He turned around, wiped his eyes, and said lightly, "You go!"
"Are you really letting me go?" asked Li Chengxue in disbelief.
"Why, don't you want to go? I don't want you woman with a brain problem, let's go, let's go. ”
"I can do laundry, I can cook......" Li Chengxue didn't want to leave, and muttered.
"Let's go...... When you meet a nun, you will lose every gamble, and the female Taoist priest is similar, go quickly!"
"You-" Li Chengxue didn't know what to say, but just looked at Zhou Yishan intently, her eyes like dewdrops on the lotus leaves on a summer morning reflected by the morning sun.
Zhou Yishan couldn't stand it anymore, so he turned around and left.
Li Chengxue stood for three seconds, not knowing what to think, and followed step by step.
"I said you're a woman......" Zhou Yishan turned and pointed at Li Chengxue.
"I can do laundry, I can cook, I'm in my head. Men can't talk without words. Li Chengxue interrupted Zhou Zhoushan's words and said quickly.
"Will you warm the bed, then?"
"I can learn ......," Li Chengxue said shyly.
"I'm going on a plane. ”
"I have an ID. ”
"I'm a two-o'clock ticket, and it's one o'clock now. Zhou Zhou Shan said with a ticket raised.
"It's really two o'clock, to Shenghua. Li Chengxue pursed her lips and smiled, turned around and left.
Finally got rid of this female kraft candy, Zhou Yishan was very happy.
After changing the boarding pass, he found a corner and sat down, familiar with the knowledge in his mind, although he didn't need to sort it out now, but he still needed to learn.
"Passengers heading to Shenghua please note that your flight SM9528 is now available for boarding......"
The announcement of the airport prompting boarding sounded, and Zhou Zhoushan stood up and took a look, there were a lot of people.
Let's go to the back!
"Why are you sitting here?" a voice of surprise sounded.
Why can't I sit here?
"Why are you?" said Zhou Yishan in surprise.
I saw Li Chengxue standing beside him in surprise, like an aggrieved kitten.
"I've been looking for you for a long time. ”
After looking for a long time, isn't it a Jindan monk who can use divine sense?
When you are a young baby, do you still use your eyes to find people?
However, Zhou Yishan was embarrassed to ask, and frowned and asked, "What are you looking for me?"
"I can really do laundry, cook, and warm beds......"
Li Chengxue gently grabbed his sleeve and stared at him quietly, her eyes were as clear as the dew on the roses on a spring morning, and her voice was as soft as the wind, blowing the spring breeze on the pond on the distant mountains at dusk.
I have to say that Li Chengxue's soft and pitiful speech is really huge.
Monday Mountain was depressed.
Eldest sister, you're not a little girl, what kind of cuteness are you selling, although it's cute, but you have to divide the occasion.
In particular, "I will learn to warm the bed", how to learn it?
Zhou Yishan didn't dare to think about it anymore.
He's a normal man, but this is the airport waiting hall, and there are a lot of people.
What would a normal man do in the face of such an invitation?
It's a pity that Zhou Zhoushan is not a normal man, so he suddenly turned around and ran.
It was like suddenly turning into a bullet shot by a rifle, and the people around him saw only a shadow, and his person had already arrived at the door of the check-in hall.
But what is even more regrettable is that Li Chengxue's speed is not slower than him.
Even more regrettable than these two regrets, just ran to the door, Zhou Yishan remembered that the plane had already begun to board.
Zhou Yishan turned around without saying a word and walked to the back of the boarding line.
Li Chengxue followed slowly, with spring flowers blooming on her face, smiling like a little fox who had just eaten Uncle Wang's chicken.
Because she suddenly found this man very interesting, and it was a good thing to see the world together.
Of course, she didn't want to go to wash clothes, cook and warm the bed, she finally came out, and it was the first time she came out, if she went back immediately and in disgrace, it would be boring.
Besides, she has a valid reason, I was arrested, I really want to go back, but I can't go back!
Think about what a wonderful thing it all is!
Hmmm - be sure to catch him!
Li Chengxue secretly encouraged herself.
But she didn't know that when a woman thinks a man is interesting and wants to catch him, no matter what she catches or how she catches him, it is an extremely dangerous thing.
Women who usually want to catch a man are caught by men!
Li Chengxue wanted to talk several times, but couldn't find a suitable topic.
After all, it was the first time for her to really go out, and when she was in Taiyi before, everyone had very few opportunities to talk except for cultivation or cultivation, otherwise she wouldn't always talk about "laundry, cooking, and warming the bed".
The two were silent all the way.
After getting on the plane, Zhou Zhoushan was surprised again, Li Chengxue actually sat next to him, and couldn't help asking, "How did you buy the ticket?"
"Oh-this!" said Li Chengxue and took out a gold bar, "Two of them will be exchanged for this ticket!"
A gold bar is 500 grams, the current gold price is 300 yuan, and two gold bars can almost be chartered!
What a stupid big sister!
However, looking at her happy appearance, Zhou Yishan couldn't bear to say anything about it, and he could see that Li Chengxue should be going out for the first time.
I'm glad that it's hard to buy!
"Don't you have any cash?" Zhou Yishan still couldn't help but ask curiously.
"No, the cash is all in Senior Brother's, and now it's in your hands!" Li Chengxue said, pointing to Zhou Yishan's hand.
"I'm here?" Seeing Li Chengxue's gesture, he suddenly understood, and he was wearing four rings and four storage rings on his left hand.
When he accepted these three rings, Zhou Yishan didn't have time to look at them, but after being reminded by Li Chengxue, he looked at it and saw that the rings had a divine sense mark, after all, it was a master's thing.
The divine consciousness condensed, and in a few seconds, the marks on the three rings were erased.
The divine consciousness entered, and inside each ring were several sets of clothes, a few gold bricks, a weapon, and some medicinal herbs, and only one ring contained a bottle of elixir and a few stacks of cash.
Zhou Yishan took out the pill and cash, handed it to Li Chengxue and said, "Here you go!"
"Ah, how can you take it out? You just went back and killed them all?" Li Chengxue said in surprise with round eyes.
"Why should I kill them?" Zhou Yishan asked rhetorically, "Is it necessary? I want them to go back and report the news!"
"Then how can you take out the contents inside?" Li Chengxue said in disbelief.
"You said the Divine Sense Mark, just erase it!" Zhou Yishan said as a matter of course, "It's easy!"
Isn't it a blood spill to confess the Lord? Maybe it's an outside statement, right?
"It's easy, my master can't do it!" Li Chengxue looked at Zhou Yishan like a monster, and said proudly, "My master is in the Mahayana period!"
"Show me your ring!"
Li Chengxue didn't believe that Zhou Yishan could erase the imprint of divine consciousness, she thought that Zhou Yishan must have just gone back to kill her senior brother when she was leaving.
At this time, she remembered why she didn't protect this senior brother just now, but she soon felt that it was natural not to protect them.
Don't offend a woman, the more beautiful the better.
When she came back to her senses, she took off her storage ring and just handed it to Zhou Yishan, when she suddenly felt shocked, and a mouthful of hot blood surged up her throat, but she couldn't swallow it completely, and blood leached from the corners of her mouth.
"What's wrong with you?" Zhou Yishan hurriedly supported Li Chengxue and asked puzzled.
Li Chengxue pointed to the ring in Zhou Zhoushan's hand painfully, speechless.
Zhou Yishan quickly searched in his memory, only to find that erasing things with divine imprints would hurt the original owner.
It seems that there is no one to guide you, and you can't explore alone, even if you have all the memories of the earth!
No wonder there are so many books in the library, why do you want to open a school.
Because everyone needs a teacher to preach and be accomplished.
Zhou Yishan is full of expectations for entering Shenghua Kyoto Theater Academy.
"I really don't know this!" Zhou Yishan said apologetically, taking out two more herbs and squeezing out the juice for her to drink.
The mind was damaged, and the others in Zhou Yishan couldn't help, so they could only recover slowly.
Putting away the armrest between the two, Li Chengxue lay on his lap.
At this time, the flight attendant happened to pass by, "Sir, is your girlfriend sick and needs help?"
"Thanks, please have a glass of boiled water!" Zhou Yishan said.
"Okay, wait a minute!"
"Hey-beauty, my name is Lu Gaoxuan, I have a house and a car, I forgot to bring my wallet in order to catch a plane, I didn't have lunch, can I have a cup of coffee first!"
The voice is very sassy, and there is a cheap joke.