36. Husband, what's wrong with you
Speaking like this, there is only one person in this tone, at least only one person who is familiar with Zhou Yishan.
He knew it from sound to ear.
Really.
- Lu Gaoxuan.
Zhou Zhou Shan looked over and found that next to Lu Gaoxuan were Jiang Xun'er and Li Qin, who covered their faces and said that they didn't know him.
He sat in the 15th row of K, Li Chengxue was in the J position, and Li Qin was the 15th row of ABC, with only one aisle in between.
Why don't you say hello to me?
Shouldn't it?
He didn't find them because his attention was on Li Chengxue after he got on the plane.
He didn't know about the bar's people having their memories erased.
"Lu Gaoxuan-Qiao!"
Zhou Shan greeted him directly, and friends should have been more direct.
"Who are you?" Lu Gaoxuan asked with a glance at Zhou Yishan.
The tone is very flat, by no means the tone that an old friend should have, or even the tone that an acquaintance should have.
"I'm your uncle!" Zhou Yishan scolded with a smile, "...... The incense clip should be hot inside, and Mo teaches the single yarn clearly. ”
He thought Lu Gaoxuan was pretending to be with him.
"I'm your uncle!" Lu Gaoxuan scolded, "Damn, what a messy person, he dares to take advantage of Young Master Ben, and he doesn't pee and take pictures!"
"Li Qin, Jiang Xun'er is good!" Zhou Yishan greeted the two beauties again.
"Who is this, neurotic?" Li Qin didn't even look at it, and said to Jiang Xun'er with a frown.
"It seems to be very familiar, I have definitely seen it!But I can't remember!" Jiang Xun'er looked at Zhou Yishan, and also frowned and thought about it, "I must have seen it, and it should be a very familiar person! But I can't remember who it is? It's strange......"
"Really, then I'll take a look......" Li Qin turned his head to look at Zhou Zhoushan and said in surprise, "Wow, it's you!"
"It's me!" Zhou Yishan was also very happy, "I still remember, I just said how could I forget it so quickly!"
"You...... You...... Who are you?" Li Qin asked with a sly smile, pointing to Zhou Yishan.
"I'm on Monday!" he thought the eccentric Li Qin was joking with him.
In fact, it's really a joke, although I don't remember him at all, but my brutal and willful, manipulative nature has not changed.
Really.
"I don't know!" he looked up haughtily, full of contempt.
He turned his head and put his mouth close to Jiang Xun'er's ear, and whispered: "Xun'er, let me tell you, that guy is by no means a good person, look at his hands......"
"What's wrong with his hand?" Jiang Xun'er was far away, and there were three people in the middle, so he couldn't see Zhou Yishan's hand.
"He put his hand on the woman's ass!" Li Qin said with a blushing face.
"Boyfriends and girlfriends, it's normal!" Jiang Xun'er said disapprerovingly.
"But that woman is a Taoist aunt!" Li Qin said angrily, "Monk!"
"It seems that Taoist priests can get married, right?" Jiang Xun'er hesitated, "It seems that monks can get married now, let alone Taoist priests!
"Getting married, what else is it called a monk?" Li Qin said.
"Yes, do you know what the most classic martial arts novel is?" Lu Gaoxuan said, "Bald donkey, you dare to rob me of Shitai!"
"The bald donkey robbed the teacher?" Li Qin thought for a long time and didn't understand.
"The bald donkey is a monk, and the master is a Taoist priest...... Jiang Xun'er explained half a sentence, frowned again, and muttered to herself, "Zhou Yishan...... Week...... One Hill ......"
Li Chengxue lay down on Zhou Zhoushan's lap, usually in a coarse sermon robe, he couldn't see his figure, but this time he lay down with exquisite curves, a light and elegant fragrance was absent, and he breathed a little quickly between his legs.
Zhou Zhou Shan just heard Li Qin's words and quietly let go of his hand, and at this time he found that the other party really didn't remember him, so he put his hand down again, and made his hand slip from time to time!
Jiang Xun'er tilted her head to look at it, and the more she looked at it, the more familiar she felt, but she couldn't remember it, so she couldn't help but scratch her hair in distress.
The beauty is extremely beautiful, and Jiang Xun'er is full of temptation to make this action.
Even Lu Gaoxuan, who had always been afraid of Li Qin and Jiang Xun'er, couldn't help but take a look and another look.
But Zhou Zhoushan didn't look at it, the inferiority complex and arrogance in his bones attacked, and he was working hard with his eyes closed and immersed in his mind.
However, the range of movements in her hands became larger and larger, and Li Chengxue's body was still very stiff at first, but slowly softened, and occasionally let out soft moans.
And sitting on the right hand side of Zhou Yishan was a beautiful woman who couldn't see her age clearly, although she scolded shamelessly in her heart, she glanced at them from time to time, especially when Li Chengxue began to moan, her face was also flushed, and she clamped her legs hard.
Even the stewardess who brought the water couldn't stand it anymore, and put the cup heavily on the small platform in front of Li Chengxue.
"Sir, your water!"
"Miss, your water!"
"You-" The beautiful stewardess was annoyed, but still very professional, and stopped after only saying one word.
"Miss, your water is flowing!" Zhou Yishan opened his eyes and glanced at it, and said.
"Hooligans!" the stewardess whispered.
How did I become a hooligan with good intentions?
Zhou Zhoushan pointed to the stewardess's chest and said, "You are really wet." ”
"You-"
The stewardess was about to scold Zhou Yishan completely, when she found that the water cup in her other hand had really been spilled, and a large piece of her clothes on her chest were wet.
Fortunately, it was lukewarm, but the wet clothes were clinging to the body, and the mountain was dewy.
The stewardess blushed, but said thank you and ran away.
Flight attendants don't wear underwear?
It should be young, but the old ones definitely can't!
Monday Mountain murmurs.
When the young woman next to her heard this, she couldn't help but straighten up.
- Hmph, that's small.
When they were talking to themselves, they were like no one around, but they were both heard by the other.
After glancing at each other, the young woman turned her head embarrassedly, but she still straightened up first.
The best!
There is a beautiful person, as graceful as Qingyang.
Zhou Yishan has seen a lot of stunning beauties, and he has seen two, but there has never been a woman like this.
At first glance, it looks like autumn water, but if you look closely, it is foggy around the distant mountains, there is the richness of peony, and the elegance of Zhilan, the whiteness of pear blossoms, but there is the delicate beauty of peach blossoms......
Zhou Zhoushan suddenly felt that so many books had been read in vain, as if all the words that expressed beauty could be used on her, but he would find that any word used on her was blasphemous.
In fact, this woman is not very beautiful, her eyes are big and small, her nose is not strong enough, but her mouth is very big...... But all this is incongruous, but it is magically coordinated on her face, making her look incomparably woman.
In the end, Zhou Zhoushan finally found a word to describe her, and that was a woman, a woman among women.
At this moment, Yishan Mountain is like winter water meets spring breeze.
The golden wind and jade dew meet......
His heart was moved.
The hand placed on Li Chengxue's body suddenly became regular, just like the hand on the back of a primary school student.
"Girl...... Not ......"
"Uh...... Belle...... Not ......"
"Big sister...... Girl ......"
Zhou Yishan wanted to say hello, but he called him for a long time, but he felt that the word was not appropriate.
The cheekiness in front of women, which I learned in the crew some time ago, is gone.
Hehehe!
The young woman suddenly laughed, her voice was very hoarse, and said, "My name is Gu Xiaomeng." ”
Xiaomeng!
It's like a dream of dawn!
Xiaomeng is the most beautiful, even Zhuangzi can't tell whether he is himself or a butterfly.
Zhou Zhou Shan suddenly felt drunk.
The kind of drunkness that the bones are lighter, would rather sink forever and never wake up.
Gu Xiaomeng was very embarrassed by Zhou Yishan, feeling that Zhou Yishan seemed to be able to see the seat wet by her, and her legs couldn't help but tighten tighter.
"My name is Zhou Yishan...... "Zhou Yishan finally said a more complete sentence.
"I already know!" the hoarse voice had a peculiar charm.
Zhou Yishan suddenly felt that he was a piece of snow again, a piece of snow under the sun, which melted before he had time to stay.
"I'll sing you a song!" As if afraid that Gu Xiaomeng would refuse, Zhou Zhoushan opened his mouth and sang:
How to make you meet me
In my most beautiful moments
for this
I have been praying before the Buddha for 500 years
Ask it to make us a dust bond
The Buddha then turned me into a tree
Grow by the side of the road where you must pass
Flowers bloom discreetly in the sun
The flowers are the hope of my past life
When you approach
Please listen carefully
The trembling leaves are the enthusiasm I am waiting for
And you finally walk by in defiance
Falling to the ground behind you
Friend, that's not petals
It's my withered heart
The singing voice flows naturally, the heart of spring is full of affection, and the song is full of passionate prayers for sincere love.
Gu Xiaomeng was intoxicated, and his body relaxed.
Several flight attendants passing by involuntarily stopped.
The people in the nearby seats all craned their necks.
There seems to be a flowering tree in the eyes, I don't know what flowers, small, white and weakly open, one by one, as if to welcome spring, and as if announcing the arrival of spring.
Everything is inadvertent.
Flowers bloom inadvertently, spring arrives inadvertently, and sweet love inadvertently fills the air.
Everyone was fascinated by the tree.
Li Chengxue suddenly bit the root of Zhou Zhoushan's leg fiercely, very hard.
The "hiss" of the mountain on Monday broke the silence and beauty.
It's like confessing to the goddess, and suddenly a few children ran over, and shouted "Dad, mom told you to go home for dinner".
He couldn't wait to take off Li Chengxue's pants, spank him hard, and beat him to pieces.
"Husband, what's wrong with you?" Li Chengxue suddenly raised her head, her pale face, her affectionate eyes flashed with cunning, and she stretched out a hand to touch his face.
"Scum—"
"Shameless—"
"Picking up girls in front of my wife, scum-"
"The point is that my wife is still sick and so beautiful—"
……
When he first listened to the song, everyone forgot the woman in his arms, and at this time it seemed that he had suddenly discovered a new world, so he crackled and cursed.
"Li Chengxue—" Zhou Yishan shouted angrily.
"What's the matter, husband, do you want me again?"
"Scum—"
"Scum plus 1-"
"Plus 26—"
……
"Pickling up girls in front of my wife, I was found out and angry with my wife, brute-"
……
Gu Xiaomeng was embarrassed, she felt that everyone scolded her.
Zhou Zhoushan wanted to cry without tears, and he couldn't wait to give himself a few slaps, all of which were self-inflicted.
At that moment, he kissed Li Chengxue fiercely on the mouth, and said gently: "How come? I just sang a lullaby to make you sleep more comfortably, don't you like it the most?"
It's so shameless, isn't this talking nonsense with your eyes open?
Fuck this is a lullaby? shameless!
What a shame!
Everyone slandered.
Li Chengxue regretted it when he came over in person on Monday, and her eyes widened.
When she really kissed, she put her arms around Zhou Zhoushan's neck and responded enthusiastically.
I don't know if it's a physical instinct or a psychological instinct?
Who knows!
Women are complex and fickle spirits.
If you can be guessed, then you are not a woman.