Labor and management are about to be killed by it, you tell me it's fake?

The Evil Lord of the Dan Corpse will never believe it.

It must be hidden.

That's right, how can an ordinary man like an apprentice get in touch with the world behind the martial arts?

Even after practicing martial arts for more than 60 years, he knew that there was another world outside the martial arts, but how could he find them?

Dan Corpse Zhenjun thought about it left and right, and wanted to focus on Zhang Wei the most.

"Master, what are you doing!" was stared at by the master's burning eyes, Zhang Wei suddenly fidgeted.

The Dan Corpse Evil Monarch nodded with a serious face, and said to himself: "I haven't looked away, I can still practice." ”

This sentence made Zhang Wei feel like a second monk was confused, and he was puzzled: "Master, what are you talking about, what can you still practice!"

"Practice!" The Dan Corpse Evil Monarch suddenly stood up from the rocking chair, looked down at Zhang Wei, and said, "What, do you want to practice?"

Practice?

You're kidding.

I'm twenty-seven, and you told me I wanted to practice?

Even if you have real kung fu, you have to pick a young man with good bones to teach, what can I practice at my age?

Besides, will you?

Do you really want to know kung fu and walk with a cane?

After hearing this, Zhang Wei shook his head more happily than a rattle, and decisively refused: "Master, I'm twenty-seven, I have to get one shot every day, how can I still have the energy to practice, just let me go." ”

"Hmph, is twenty-seven very big? I think Luo Wuji only got a glimpse of the true scriptures at the age of forty-two, didn't he also practice a supreme divine skill, not to mention that he didn't have a famous teacher to guide him back then, and now that you have a teacher's guidance, I'm afraid that you will be worse than him?"

On weekdays, he has also heard about this disciple's work, which is to read the 'tabloids', drink tea, and when he is busy, at most he will stamp a few stamps and sign a few words, what is this matter.

If this continues, sooner or later people will be abolished.

Zhang Wei saw that the more the master said, the more exaggerated it became, and said in his heart: Yes, the old man's illness has been committed again.

It's not the first time these days, Zhang Wei is used to it, he doesn't dare to contradict it at this time, but he is also unwilling to agree casually, who knows if the master really wants him to practice after he agrees.

Looking at the master's posture, I'm afraid that he won't give up if he doesn't break a few legs.

"Master, you know that I am lazy, and the practice is important in perseverance, I will definitely not be able to persevere, don't force me!" Zhang Wei begged bitterly, 'tears fell', trying to win the master's sympathy.

However, the master's next words lifted his spirits, "You will definitely be able to persevere." ”

"No, I'm sure I won't make it. ”

"Hehe, good apprentice, don't say it so absolutely, ask you for the teacher, how long can you and Xiaolu last each time. ”

"Master, why are you asking this?

"You can say how long it is, I think the teacher will see it, at most it will only be half an hour, this is still for the teacher to cure the hidden disease for you, in the past, two or three minutes is the limit. "The Dan Corpse Evil Monarch knows that this apprentice has a deep obsession with sexual affairs, there is no way, who calls him a man with a story.

was exposed by the master, Zhang Wei's face turned red all of a sudden due to shame, and he stammered and argued: "You... All... I know, why are you talking about this? ”

"What's the matter, you just need to practice with the master, and the master will guarantee you seven times a night, and be a groom every night!" said the Dan Corpse Evil Monarch slowly, his voice full of temptation.

Seven times in one night?

it!

That's worth it.

"Master, what you said is true!" Zhang Weiteng stood up and looked at the old man with a redeeming glow all over his body.

"Naturally, the teacher will deceive you, so the teacher will ask you again, whether you learn or not, if you don't learn, the teacher will have to accept apprentices again, after all, you can't beat your hands, you can't kick your feet, how to protect your teacher. The Dan Corpse Evil Lord said.

Does the master know kung fu?

It doesn't matter, the important thing is that the temptation of 'seven times in one night' is just too great.

"I learn!" Zhang Wei raised his hand and made a decision with righteous words: "In order to protect the master, no matter how much hardship I suffer, I am willing, master, I am willing to learn." ”

The Dan Corpse Evil Monarch looked at the disciple with firm eyes, nodded with great comfort, and said, "Since that's the case, let's start now." ”

"Now?" Zhang Wei was dumbfounded, he wasn't ready yet.

At the very least, you need to take a shower and change your clothes, right?

"Of course, strike while the iron is hot, when do you think you have to wait!"

After that, I saw the Dan Corpse Evil Monarch pinching out several silver needles from his waist, and inserting them in his head, chest, and waist before Zhang Wei could react.

Suddenly, Zhang Wei's body couldn't move.

"Master, why can't I move. Zhang Wei shouted in horror, this Nima is too mysterious, and why does his body feel so hot, especially his head, as if it is about to explode.

The master is not trying to kill him, is he?

The Dan Corpse Evil Monarch took the apprentice's frightened expression into his eyes, and explained unhurriedly: "Of course you can't move, if you move, I'm afraid that you will lose your life." ”

When Zhang Wei heard that he would die, he cried and cried out regardless of his temperament: "Master, I won't learn, I won't learn." ”

If it weren't for the fact that you saved the teacher's life, a mortal man like you would have been slapped to death for the teacher. ”

And said: "Don't be afraid, although the process is very painful, there will be no danger, you just stand honestly." ”

Having said that, Zhang Wei is really uncomfortable.

At this moment, he felt that his body was getting hotter and hotter, especially above his head, there seemed to be three 'active' cyclones there, constantly blending, constantly colliding, each blending and colliding was like a hammer hitting him.

Beads of sweat dripped from Zhang Wei's forehead like rain, and his short shirt was already soaked with sweat.

He wanted to shout.

But no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't make a sound in his throat.

Finally, Zhang Wei couldn't bear the pain anymore and passed out, and when he opened his eyes, the sky was still bright, "Am I dead?"

muttered to himself, but heard the nonchalant voice of the Dan Corpse Evil Monarch sound: "Luck, you are not dead yet, if it weren't for the teacher watching from the side, maybe you would really die." ”

It's really a ghost gate.

Thinking of this, Zhang Weike didn't care about respecting the old and loving the young, the friendship between master and apprentice, and angrily scolded the evil monarch of the Dan corpse: "Why are you like this, old man, I am kind enough to save you, you actually want my life." ”

"What! I want to do it. The Dan Corpse Evil Monarch glanced at Zhang Wei with disdain, and said flatly: "Get up when you wake up and start practicing." ”

Do it?

Zhang Wei thought about it, but he didn't dare, the master's method just now was to suppress him, and it was not the same as playing to kill him with this method.

"I'm so tired I can't move. "Since you can't get up, you can just play it.

But he underestimated the methods of the Dan Corpse Evil Monarch too much, and when he took out the silver needle, Zhang Wei immediately got up from the bed decisively as if he had taken medicine, and stood up in full spirit.

"Master, is it necessary to be in such a hurry? I have wasted twenty-seven years, and this day is not missing. Zhang Wei couldn't smile bitterly, what he couldn't figure out was how the master who was kind and kind two days ago mentioned 'kung fu', as if he had changed as if he had changed a person.

The Dan Corpse Evil Monarch felt a rare guilt, and said: "Don't blame the master, time waits for no one, as a teacher, you must be allowed to sit on the position of the leader of the martial arts alliance in the fastest time." ”

Martial Arts Alliance Leader?

Master, you don't have a sick head, let's not talk about whether there is a martial arts alliance leader, even if there is, it will be through the election, do you think it is like in the novel, who is good at kung fu and who is responsible?

"Master, now it is a legal society, and if you don't have good kung fu, you can become the leader of the martial arts alliance, and then it's a false name, and it's useless. Zhang Wei was pretty sure that there really seemed to be something wrong with the master's head.

But what could he do?

For the sake of 'seven times a night', let's bear with it.

In the face of Zhang Wei's questioning, the Dan Corpse Evil Monarch didn't explain much, shook his head and said: "False name, you don't understand, when you become the leader of the martial arts alliance, being a teacher will naturally let you see its usefulness." ”