Chapter Twenty-Eight: The Worst Generation in History
As the sun set, as the sunlight weakened, Shi Fu on the ground also eased up, slowly sat up from the ground, looked at Uncle Wen, turned his head to look at Meng Soul, sighed slightly and said: "Grandpa Wen, I was wrong, I won't dare next time, you believe me." ”
Uncle Wen snorted and said, "Boy, with your mouth, you want me to believe that you are not skinny, unless the sun comes out in the west." ”
Meng Soul looked at everything stunned next to him, this kid said to arrange a place for me to live, and then took me out, and when he saw the old man opposite, he said hello and let people beat me, what kind of etiquette is this? Fortunately, he can't see me, if he sees me, maybe he will beat me together.
Shi Fu will be completely relieved, stood up, and said to Uncle Wen: "Grandpa Wen, please arrange a place for your subordinates, I have no place at home." As he spoke, he stretched out his finger and pointed at Meng Soul.
Meng Soul reacted and thought, "What is it?" let this old man find me a place to live, and said that I am his subordinate, what is the matter, this old man is a mortal." ”
Uncle Wen patted Shi Fu's shoulder and said, "I can't control this matter, and she can't go to where I live, so stupid boy, you will die of this heart." ”
Shi Fu was ruthless, gritted his teeth and said, "Add another fried enema and a plate of small belly." ”
Uncle Wen heard the words and said: "A word is a certainty, in fact, just let her live in your house, your family is rich now, Westinghouse can be completely vacated and let her live." ”
Shi Fu said: "Tengxi House is no problem, but she is a ghost, my parents can't see her, I just let Teng Fang, they must send me to the hospital, when I am mentally ill." ”
Uncle Wen touched his chin and said, "This is easy to do, I'll give you something." As he spoke, he took out a small paper figure from his arms, shook his hand, and the paper figure fell to the ground, instantly turning into the appearance of a 6 or 7-year-old girl, and then Uncle Wen continued: "Just let that Meng Po possess this paper man, and when it is attached, I will write him a light-proof spell, and then it will be foolproof." ”
Meng Soul watched all this silently beside her, until she saw the old man conjure up a paper figure, and then called herself Meng Po, she suddenly put on a defensive posture, ready to assault at any time, and asked casually: "Old man, who are you, how do you know that I am Meng Po, say it quickly, otherwise you can't take care of yourself if your aunt beats you." ”
Shi Fu put his hand on his forehead and silently hid to the side, thinking, "This stupid girl is really good at causing trouble, this is someone that your leaders don't dare to provoke." ”
When Uncle Wen heard this, he also smiled and said, "I'll let you see who I am." After that, he stretched out a sword from his sleeve, and there was a line of small words written on the sword body, 'The soul returns to Mount Tai', if the black and white impermanence is here, you will have to be stupid directly, this is the king of Mount Tai, the ancestor of all ghosts.
However, after Meng Soul saw the other party draw his sword, he didn't react, and continued: "Well, you quickly put down your weapon and arrest it, otherwise my aunt and grandmother will have to use force." ”
Hearing Uncle Uncle's forehead, the green tendons burst out, and he thought, "This is definitely the most idiot generation of Meng Po I have ever seen." After thinking about it, he came to Meng Soul in a flash, raised his hand and shook an enchantment, and then jerked at Meng Soul, shouting while fighting: "Lao Tzu is the king of Taishan Mansion, you still dare to call yourself aunt and grandmother, I will see if your little girl has a thick scalp." ”。 The master next to him couldn't help but feel sympathy when he looked at it, and thought, "This Uncle Wen is too ruthless, and he specially hits him in the face, it's really painful to watch~!"
After fighting for more than ten minutes, Uncle Wen stopped, dusted off the dust on his body, and with a touch of his hand, the enchantment disappeared, and then said to Meng Soul who was lying on the ground: "Girl, your body is okay, it is much more forbidden than that Shi boy." ”
I saw Meng Soul on the ground, lying flat on the ground in a large shape, unrecognizable, trembling all over, as if he couldn't hear anything. Seeing this, Shi Fu picked up a wooden stick from the ground, stepped forward and stabbed it, and said to Uncle Wen: "Grandpa, you are too ruthless, if she gets on the body of a paper man like this, will her face be swollen?"
Uncle Wen sighed slightly, thinking to himself, "It's obviously good to control my emotions normally, but I've become more and more irritable since I met Shi Fu, the key is that this grandson is a thief, this is a fool again, my life will not be easy in the future, do you need to prepare something quick-acting." ”
After a long period of relief, Meng Soul stood up slowly, bowed to Uncle Wen and said, "Director Ming, Ou Po Na, shout a layer of warm brew." ”
Uncle Wen was stunned for a long time and didn't react, so he shook his hand, recovered Meng Soul's injuries and said, "I didn't understand what you just said." ”
Meng Soul said: "Leader, I was wrong, please forgive me." ”
Uncle Wen said: "Don't call me the leader when you get here, I am a private visit to Weifu, and in the future, like Shi Xiaozi, I will call my grandfather." ”
Meng Soul glanced at Shi Fu and said, "Grandpa, I know." ”
Shi Fu saw that it was not early, so he said to Meng Soul: "Okay, you quickly possess yourself, and I will teach you how to stay at my house in a while." ”
Meng Soul walked to the side of the paper man, pinched his fingers, muttered for a while, threw himself forward and entered the paper man's body, and after waiting for a while, the paper man turned into a real person, but it was still 6 or 7 years old.
Shi Fu walked to the side of the paper man and looked at it, well, he couldn't see any flaws, it was similar to an ordinary child, so he said to Uncle Wen: "Grandpa Wen, then take her away, I'll come back to read the book and talk to you." ”
Uncle Wen waved his hand and said, "Go back quickly, don't worry about reading the book, hurry up and ask for money, and invite me to cook the stew you owe me." ”
Shi Fu didn't finish listening to Uncle Wen's words, so he took Meng Soul and hurriedly ran home, without looking back. Only Uncle Wen's hands were left frozen in place, thinking that this grandson was going to repay the debt, but you can hide for a while, you can hide for a lifetime, and I will squat at your door to sell books tomorrow.
Shi Fu took Meng Soul to the door of the house, and then told Meng Soul: "You are lying at this door, will you pretend to be sick?"
Meng Soul said: "I haven't had it, I don't know how to pretend to ......"
Shi Fu pondered for a moment and said: "It's similar to the way you looked after being beaten by Uncle Wen just now, just trembling all over your body and foaming at the mouth." ”
Meng Soul said 'oh', then lay down, Shi Fu turned around and entered the hospital, calling his parents as he walked: "There is a little girl at the door of my father and mother, go and have a look." ”
Zhou Feng and Shi Qiang were doing something in the house, hearing Shi Fu calling them, they went out, and heard that there was a little girl who was sick at the door, Shi Qiang hurriedly ran out, Zhou Feng walked to the yard, just Shi Qiang came in with Meng Soul, and saw that it was a little girl about 6 or 7 years old, convulsions, foaming at the mouth, and hurriedly said to Shi Qiang: "This child may be an epileptic offender, son, you go find a towel or something, stuff it in her mouth, Qiangzi Let's take the child to the hospital." ”
Shi Fu hurriedly gave Meng Soul a look, and after Meng Soul saw it, he didn't tremble, and wiped his mouth by the way, just like a normal person.
Zhou Feng and Shi Qiang were stunned, what is the situation? Is epilepsy so easy to get better? How can this be controlled by oneself? There was a standard surprise triple question in their hearts.
Zhou Feng was still a little worried and stepped forward and asked, "Little girl, how are you?" ”
Meng Soul glanced at Shi Fu first, and when he saw that he shook his head, he also shook his head.
Zhou Feng continued to ask, "Little girl, what is your name, where is your home?"
Meng Soul glanced at Shi Fu again, and saw that he rubbed his eyes and squeezed out a few tears, so he also learned to rub his eyes and squeeze his tears.
Shi Fu saw that this fool didn't understand what he meant at all, and could only learn, so he opened his mouth and said to Zhou Feng: "Mom, maybe she's just right, she's still confused, I'll ask her." Then Shi Fu stepped forward and asked, "Little sister, do you have no home?" Then he whispered to Meng Soul: "Nod."
Meng Soul listened to the order and nodded. Shi Fu continued to ask, "Sister, have you eaten?" and then whispered, "Shake your head." ”
Zhou Feng saw that he hadn't eaten yet, so he said to Shi Qiang: "Let's go, let's cook some food for the child first, and we'll talk about it later." Then he said to Shi Fu: "Son, you take this young lady into the hall and pour her some water to drink." ”
Shi Fu said 'grace', and then pulled Meng Soul into the hall, and Shi Qiang and his wife also went to the kitchen to cook.
After entering the hall, Shi Fu said to Meng Soul: "I'll teach you, and you'll say that to my parents in a while......." ”
After instructing Meng Soul, Zhou Feng came in with a bowl of noodles, and Meng Soul took the noodles and ate them. When she was almost done, Zhou Feng began to ask her, "Little girl, what's your name?"
Meng Soul put down the bowl and said: "My name is Meng Soul, I don't know where my home is, my mother took me out, said she didn't want me anymore, I have nowhere to go, I will come here after walking, thank you Auntie, I will leave in a while, and I don't know if I can meet such a good person as you again." When he finished speaking, he burst into tears.
Shi Qiang will also come back, and after listening to Meng Soul's words, he said to Zhou Feng: "Daughter-in-law, you see that this child is strange and pitiful, and there is nowhere to go, otherwise we will take her in, and our family will not be so difficult now." ”
Zhou Feng said: "I think so too, in this way, Qiangzi, you hurry up and clean up the rags in the West House, and then let Xiao Meng live first, and then talk about it later." Then he said to Meng Soul: "Xiao Meng, Auntie's surname is Zhou, you can call me Aunt Zhou in the future, you are not in good health, stay down first, and when your health is better, you can go wherever you want, okay?"
Meng Soul smiled: "Okay, Aunt Zhou." ”