"Haircut!"

"Repair the bird!"

Chen Li and the Ghost Forging Daoist glanced at each other, showing expressions of disgust to each other.

"What do you say is playing petrification and cutting off and entering the Buddhist gate?"

"Of course it's hair! Don't you have to shave your head when you become a monk?" Chen Li was taken aback: "I thought you were helping my little head and my whole hairstyle at most, but I didn't expect you to beat my little brother's idea!"

"Where are you where is the small-headed barber!" The ghost forging man couldn't help but squirt: "What is the matter with your hair being stabbed in the waist?

"You were stabbed in the waist and still have time to get a haircut?" Chen Li was not to be outdone, and sprayed back: "It's useless to do hair, you are pig No. 1?

"I don't care what kind of plane you're doing," Yuquan grimaced, clamping the back of the ghost forging man's waist and rotating it 360 degrees: "Put on my clothes first!"

"Wait, I'm dressed!"

Chen Li put his clothes on three times and two times, and glared angrily at the ghost forging man.

"What's the use of refining your hair? Your hair will keep growing! You've refined the front and the back isn't ordinary hair?" This time the humiliation is really a big shame, and the ghost forging Taoist can't hold back his anger: "You're a pig! Your scalp is so thin, how many things can you support? Even if you put the dragon head on it, you won't survive tonight!"

"fnmdx!Lao Tzu just wants to see if he can reproduce the 'Needle Hide', you actually have the idea of Lao Tzu's little bird!" Chen Li said indignantly: "Lao Tzu is just a hidden dragon, don't use it, can you draw snakes to add to it? Wait for Lao Tzu to fly the dragon in the sky one day, let you know what it means to be invincible with dragon spears!"

"Dragon slaying technique, Ye Gong is a good dragon!" the ghost forging man glanced at the crotch of Chen Li's pants and let out a laugh of unknown meaning.

"Fifty steps and a hundred steps of laughter, old ghost, do you dare to say that you have tried the dragon out of the abyss and the dragon back to the sea? When I return to Xinghai City, I will go southwest to smash the Yellow Dragon, and teach you what it means to be a dragon, and a dragon is amazing!"

"You are still the only one who is so heroic in visiting the red light district, do you think I don't know that the southwest corner of Xinghai City is the territory of the rabbit spirit?"

"Damn! How do you know where the red light district of Xinghai City is? Yuquan, I didn't hesitate to defile myself and finally seduced the true face of this big bad wolf, you must be careful!"

"That, it's because I was going to plan to capture Xinghai City before, so I investigated the committee's sphere of influence......

"Calm down, you explain to me what to do!" Yuquan sighed, feeling sad and happy: "What the hell are you two doing, sit down and talk slowly." ”

Chen Li also circled Yuquan and projected the modeling of the pistol.

"This sand sculpture thing of the old ghost wants to make a pistol out of local materials, I think he is purely idle and looking for something to do!" Chen Li rotated the pistol a few times, and then simulated the scene of the explosion: "Many parameters here are different from those in the human world, so they have to be changed a lot." But the old ghost won't catch me and keep revising it. One thing I have to tell you, this old ghost is disgusting! Not only does he covet my eagle, but he also bribes me with your immortal relics! I suspect there's something wrong with him!"

“？”

Yuquan didn't react for a while, and when he figured out what his immortal relics were, his face immediately turned red. It's just that this blush has nothing to do with shyness, it's more like Guan Gong's complexion before he angrily beheaded Huaxiong.

"Ahh

Yuquan turned to Chen Li with a tiger face, ignoring the ghost forging man who was hurriedly explaining, and said, "You two, are there any other unseemly collusions?"

"No, don't say you can't see people, and those who can't see ghosts are gone!" Chen Lili replied.

"Hehehehe, if I find out that you still have private deals...... Chen Li, I can ask the King of Inspiration for a dozen slaves at any time, do you believe it?"

"I believe it, the fat man is actually quite generous...... But what do you want slaves to do with me, I'm not afraid of them!" Chen Li said strangely.

"Aren't you afraid of the clothed slave maid, are you afraid of the naked slave maid?" Yuquan showed an evil smile: "I know that you are not afraid of heaven and earth, but you have never touched the line of relationship between men and women. If you dare to deceive me, there will be unclothed women serving you in your room anytime and anywhere in the future, and someone will take the initiative to help you warm the bed at night! Don't you like to play with and pee fart? I'll give you a live version without repair!"

Chen Li was stunned by Yuquan's remarks, and quietly stiffened his body a little.

"The King of Inspiration wants to take care of his lord's feelings, but I don't have any scruples! You pulled me down from the avenue and turned me into a mortal, and I really didn't have any anger at all?" Yuquan took advantage of the victory and pursued: "The gentleman hides the weapon in his body, right? Or Yue Zaiyuan, right? Do you want me to teach you what is called dragon nature and prostitution?"

"Sister, what you say is what!" Chen Li surrendered decisively: "In the future, I will help you monitor the old ghost, as long as he dares to take a step beyond the thunder pool, I will report you immediately!"

"Who are you spying on?, who do I want you to spy on?" Yuquan's face was flushed, but he was no longer as ruthless as he was just now: "Don't do superfluous things, I'll just help Ghost Forging do things well!"

"Wait, shouldn't I be the second or fifth boy to help you ventilate and report the news? Why did you go back to helping the old ghost do things?" Chen Li was unwilling: "Sister, you may have been in the Half-Immortal Cliff for too long, and you don't know that the outside world is sinister! The old ghost guy looks cold, but the inside is really full of material! How many ghost kings try their best to get in touch with him, and lure him by any means! My friend told me that he saw the ghost king give gifts to the old ghost, and a truckload of women pulled him into Huoyuan City. The shoes on the road were piled up into a hill, and the owners of the shoes were all locked up in the harem by the old ghost......"

"Ahem!"

Knowing that Yuquan couldn't believe what Chen Li was talking nonsense, the ghost forging Taoist couldn't help but interrupt Chen Li's words: "I'm a ghost, why did the ghost king send me a woman?"

Chen Li quickly reported to Yuquan: "Sister, the old ghost said that he doesn't like human women!"

"No, I mean according to the ghost king's idea, they should also send ghosts to me!"

"Sister, the old ghost said he wanted them all!"

"You! I didn't say I wanted a ghost!"

"He's confessing to a human woman!"

The ghost forging man didn't bother to talk to Chen Li anymore, and released a big bell from the arsenal.

"No matter how powerful your 'Wind Slashing Ice Blossom' is, can you still cast spells through the air? I'll cover all of this radius of a few hundred meters, see how you run!"

"Damn, you're so ruthless!"

The Ghost Forge turned a deaf ear to Chen Li's curses, and the bell clasped tightly on the ground, and then kept shrinking until there were only three people standing in the room.

"Imprisoned play? or wild 3p?" Chen Li couldn't avoid it, and was caught by the ghost forging man: "Let's talk about it first, I just had dinner and I've been on fire recently, wait a minute, don't blame me for colliding with my inner strength......"

"Silence!" The ghost forging Taoist restrained Chen Li, first using Dao techniques to explore Chen Li's body, and then doing the same to Yuquan.

"Okay, you don't have any means left by the Spirit King, now you can speak!" The Ghost Forging Daoist let go of Chen Li and slightly distanced himself from Yuquan: "This Na Sound Bell isolates the internal and external sound waves, and it will definitely not be heard outside when talking here!"

"Huh, old ghost, did you fall out with the fat man? Why did you suddenly do this?"

Yuquan said quietly: "Ghost Forging you called me here, not so that I can see you talking about birds and dragons!"

"Fuck, it turns out that you called people on purpose, old ghost! You are so perverted!" Chen Li exclaimed: "You tricked me into taking off my pants just to let Yuquan see it! When Yuquan misunderstood our fencing, it was equivalent to me NTR Yuquan, and then you enjoyed the alternative pleasure of being bedded...... Wild, exposed, NTR, wife, Billy, you city people really know how to play!"

"I'm bringing you together to find an opportunity not to be suspicious to say a few words to you. The ghost forging Taoist thought that Chen Li farted in his ear: "The inspiration king is too obsessed, and he is almost to the point of going mad!"

"Ghosts can't be demons, old ghosts. ”

"This is an adjective!" The Ghost Forging Daoist glared at Chen Li fiercely: "If the ghost can enter the demon, I have no doubt that the Inspiration King has already entered the demon! He thinks too many things, wants too many things, and the things that are pouring into the sky are about to drive him crazy!"

"Crazy, okay! so we can understand each other!"

Yuquan glanced at Chen Li, the ghost knows if he has the consciousness of a madman, and how can he be sure that madmen can understand each other.

"I just think he is too impatient to do things, which is not in line with his character!" Yuquan recalled: "When I was in Banxian Cliff, he talked to me about the conditions from difficult to easy, and slowly lowered the requirements step by step, which was essentially testing my bottom line. Even though I knew that it was futile in the end, I was not annoyed, and I calmly accepted the reality. Why did you come back here and be so vicious to Chen Li all of a sudden?"

Craniotomy and brain-eating, this kind of evil low-level ghost is not surprising, but it is too abrupt when it comes to the King of Inspiration. Would a ghost king who was strategizing to pull Chen Li down from the altar really make such a desperate move? Even if it was to force E-ying to show up, would he not worry about provoking E-ying's disgust, but would resist even more?

The Inspiration King's actions were too rough, which aroused the suspicion of the Ghost Forge Daoist.

"Oh, ignorance is happiness, and the fat man probably knows too much so he feels annoyed!" Chen Li laughed.

"Chen Li, what do you know?" The Ghost Forging Daoist noticed that Chen Li's attitude was a little strange.

"Huh, old ghost, since you know the two paths for the promotion of the ghost king, how can you not understand it?" Chen Li looked at the ghost forging man with idiotic eyes: "You can be promoted by eating the ghost king who has a good appearance, so how did the ghost king get promoted in the first place?

"Engraved avenue, history traces, think about it, is it very familiar?"

"The path to enlightenment!" Yuquan replied in a deep voice.

A flash of inspiration flashed in the mind of the Ghost Forging Daoist, and he was instantly shocked by a possibility. Both the Ghost King and the Enlightened Path can leave traces in the history of the Great Dao, which he has known for a long time. What he thought of was, why was the promotion to the Ghost King so similar to the path to enlightenment, and had the same effect?

The Ghost Forging Daoist was still in shock, and Chen Li had already given the answer: "That's right! Both the Ghost King and the Enlightened Daoist can engrave the rules on the Invisible Dao, so that the latecomers will be affected by the underworld. So the question is, are the avenues of the netherworld the same thing as the avenues of the earth, or are they similar things in all worlds?"

Ghosts are not native to the human world, but invade the human world from the netherworld through the gap between the two worlds. Unlike monsters, monsters can still find a counter in the world, for example, the fox demon is a monster that looks like a fox, and the bear demon is a big man with four legs and black hair. As for ghosts, it stands to reason that there is no such thing as a human being.

People are people, ghosts are ghosts, ghosts harm people, and people expel ghosts. For thousands of years, ghosts have fed on human spirits, and cultivators kill ghosts to eliminate harm, which seems to have become the only link between humans and ghosts.

However, if the Great Dao is the only one, and the Ghost King and the Enlightened One all end up returning to the same place, then it may not be a coincidence that the ghosts can feed on human spirits.