Chapter 116: Ghost Path
"Sacrifice for the search for the truth, I am ready at any time!"
"The problem is that it's not you who will die!"
"There are always some people who go faster and some people who fall behind. We, the advanced, should drag the descendants to follow!"
"No, I always feel like you're being generous to others......"
"It's a necessary price, they'll understand me!"
“...... Well, today is the last day! I won't do anything for you after today!"
This is the first time since entering the Netherworld that Chen Li has been deflated by other people.
The Ghost Forge took a fancy to his ability to model in his brain, so he made a deal with Chen Li. Chen Li had to cooperate with the Ghost Forge Daoist to complete the localization of the pistol, and the Ghost Forge Daoist would obtain hundreds of rare raw materials from Chen Li according to the contract. In order to show his sincerity, the Ghost Forging Daoist even paid for his share of the materials in advance.
Chen Li was quite happy at first, but slowly realized that things were not so simple. The composition of the air in the netherworld is very different from that of the human world, and the mature design of copying a pistol is not applicable. If you want to change the design, the ghost forging people who operate it only by experience have repeatedly made mistakes, and they have to revise it dozens of times.
Chen Li, who only thought that he was busy for a day, was forced into the rhythm of 697 by the ghost forging man, and accompanied him day and night to separate and modify, and the two almost slept together. Chen Li didn't think about asking the ghost forging people to terminate the agreement, but the ghost forging people who were aroused by the interest refused to eat it, and they clung to the agreement, and even Chen Li was indifferent to threatening to expose the content of the agreement to Yuquan to know.
If the ghost forging person has ulterior motives, such as a villain like the Inspiration King, who is used to stabbing knives in the back, Chen Li is embarrassed to fart what he has said. The problem is that the ghost forging man is a science man, and he really brought Chen Li here for interest research.
As the saying goes, the brine points to the tofu, and one thing drops one thing. Chen Li's neuropathy still treats me with sincerity, so he has to play with the ghost forger.
"Those who travel a hundred miles are half ninety, how can they give up halfway?" the ghost forging man frowned and said, "When I set the shape of the weapon, I often closed my door for ten days and half a month, and I thought about how to do it in my head. Then use the same material to make a semi-finished product and test the function. Finally, burn incense, bathe and fast for three days, and only after calming down can the furnace be opened. It's only been a few days......"
"I'm just a layman! Old ghost, you play with swords, guns, swords, and halberds, and the high-end atmosphere is high-end. I'm playing the next three indiscriminately, and I can't compare to you!" Chen Li said bitterly.
"Who said that the three indiscriminate things are vulgar? The rising sun and the sinking of the moon are the most rational principles of heaven and earth, and eating, drinking, and Lazar are also the principles of the world! As the saying goes, seeing the small and seeing the small is the small, diarrhea is an uncomfortable stomach, and hardening is drying and getting hot, but I think you can also get a glimpse of the truth of the Great Dao if you continue to study......
"Wow, you're so shameless, you can lick this too?"
The ghost forging man was annoyed and angry, and slapped Chen Li on the head: "Quack!
"Old ghost, are you having grass in your head? I suddenly realized that we seem to be doing something stupid!" Chen Li constructed a pistol and projected it in front of the ghost forger: "This kind of mechanism for converting chemical energy into mechanical energy is just like that, we are cultivators, we are ghosts! Isn't there a better way?"
The pistol shifted, and what appeared in front of the Oni Forge became a long tube.
"Isn't it the same if you are worried that the power is not enough, just add a few explosive devices to the arrow, this kind of thing is not difficult to find in the netherworld, right?" Chen Li took the pipe around a few times and blew it into the pipe with his mouth.
A long arrow shot into the Devil Forge man's forehead, and then vanished.
"If you can't find a few talented ghosts, unload the core and stuff it in......"
"If you dare to practice the method of evil forging, everyone will be punished!" the ghost forging man brushed his sleeves and said, what Chen Li said was what he hated the most.
"Old ghost, let's talk about you first, you're a ghost!" Chen Li erased the pipe and reconstructed a pistol: "You've eaten it all, what's wrong with it? It's really strange, didn't ghosts evolve by devouring each other? Could it be that there is still madness in the netherworld?"
"There is no mad ghost disease, how did you appear to be a crippled ghost?" the ghost forging man said angrily: "The law of survival in the netherworld is the law of survival of the jungle, that's right. However, this is also limited to low-level goblins. But how many of the big ghosts who have embarked on the path of the ghost king still devour their own kind indiscriminately? If they can steadily advance by devouring their own kind, then wouldn't the netherworld become a ghost realm now?"
"Tsk, if you have something to eat, you still pick fat and thin!"
"It's not about picking fat and thin, and if you continue to devour ghosts with bad phases in the later stage, it's very likely that you will become a remnant ghost. ”
"Yo, aren't all of your ghosts weird, and you still look at your physiognomy!"
"There are two ways for ghosts to be promoted to ghost kings, you know, right?" the ghost forging man said suddenly.
"Eat Dorado or just eat or not?"
The Ghost Forging Daoist glanced at Chen Li with disgust, and after thinking about it carefully, he felt that it was inexplicably right.
"If the big ghost who is qualified to be promoted to the Ghost King is lucky enough to meet the Ghost King who has the right temperament, defeating the Ghost King and devouring the Ghost King will ensure promotion. This is also the promotion method of most ghost kings. ”
"Well, eat Dorado. Chen Li looked proud,, pee and fart are the truth of the world, and now Chen Li is planning to promote it to the truth of the universe that can explain everything.
"Another way is to keep exercising your abilities and increase your understanding of them. When the big ghost understands his abilities to a certain extent, it may be possible to be promoted to the ghost king. ”
"Wait, this means that your own hard work is not as good as prostituting other people's skills?
"Do you have to harvest fruit from the trees you planted? Will you grab other people's trees if they don't bear fruit?"
"That's the truth...... It always felt like something was wrong with what I had heard before......"
"In fact, the ghost king, like the enlightened, is able to engrave his 'truth' on the long monument of history, and can still leave something in the world after his death. The Ghost Forge raised his hand, and an aura of blood and fire flashed in his palm. "My word is the way of forging. Take the essence of nature for your own use, remove the turnips, and turn things into self-interest. Even if I fall into mud in the future, the way of forging will be engraved on the avenue of the underworld, and when the time comes, someone will naturally regain my avenue, and the operation of all things cannot ignore the rules of forging natural things for self-interest. ”
"Oh, wouldn't it be awesome if I became enlightened in the future? As long as someone poops and pees, they will definitely think of me!" Chen Li said in surprise.
"The Tao is nameless, do you still want to leave a name on the Great Dao?" The ghost forging Taoist didn't know whether to laugh or cry for a while: "The Tao has no two hearts, whether it is a ghost king or a cultivator, you can only attain one avenue! If you rashly devour the ghosts of different avenues, then there will only be the end of the core split consciousness dissipation!"
"That's a bad stomach, vomiting and diarrhea can't be saved. A thought suddenly popped into Chen Li's mind: "In the final analysis, it's still a divorce caused by a misconception of ideas!" If humans and ghosts have the same concept, can humans absorb the core of ghosts or ghosts eat humans?"
"Nonsense!" The ghost forging man originally wanted to say that people are people and ghosts are ghosts, and people and ghosts can't be mixed up, but he swallowed back when the words came to his mouth: "Don't think about these things that you don't have, do you want to listen to me?"
"Wait, were you just telling me a story?"
The Ghost Forging Daoist ignored Chen Li and continued: "The reason why I oppose the Evil Forging Method is not because of how noble I am. It is not easy to survive in the netherworld, and Lao Dao's achievements today are also stained with the blood of the enemy, and he is not as kind as a woman. ”
"I'll warn you again, you're a goblin......"
"This is the mantra that Lao Tao brought back from the world, do you have an opinion?"
“...... No. ”
"The method of evil forging is to use tools to control the master, which is contrary to the old way of using tools to benefit the master. This kind of evil and crooked thing, if the old way doesn't smash it, will you still hold it as a treasure?"
"It turned out to be a business conflict, so it's okay. ”
"Moreover, the method of evil forging is equivalent to intercepting the bridge into a raft, and the effect is significant in a short period of time, but it consumes a large number of ghosts that are expected to advance to the ghost king, which is really a short-sighted approach to fishing for the best of the water. For the sake of the netherworld, this method is also not advisable!"
"Then again, old ghost, will you use the evil forging method? It won't be that you can't do it yourself and slander others, right?"
The Ghost Forging Daoist glanced at Chen Li.
"The old way not only knows the method of evil forging, but also knows a little about the method of live forging. As long as you give up an arm, you can grow eyes if you want it to grow eyes, and if you want it to grow a mouth, you can grow a mouth!"
"No, can you refine ...... in another place?"
"What, do you think you're not long enough or what? There are so many kinds of ghosts and monsters in the netherworld, what do you want to refine?
"It's still an old ghost, you know me!" Chen Li said with great interest: "I heard that someone used petrification to play with himself to death before, and finally had to cut it and run to the Buddhist gate to mess around." Do you have any sequelae of this method of living forging? Will it also be broken?"
"Do you really want to do it to yourself?" The Ghost Forging Daoist was taken aback: "I think even if you forge it, it is still a dragon slaying technique, there is no need, right?"
"No, my waist has been stabbed some time ago, and I haven't been able to take care of it, I haven't fiddled with it for a long time, so I'm looking for you to change your image. ”
The Ghost Forging Daoist felt a chill: "Chen Li, I sympathize with your plight, but you can't give up on yourself like this......"
"I just want to cheer up and think about a new look!" Chen Li looked at the ghost forging man strangely and said: "People always say that the seven-year itch is itchy, isn't it that husband and wife are tired of playing and have no freshness? In the past, there were no conditions, but now when you have the conditions, you have to strive to transform yourself into a better place! It just so happens that you are a master, so you can give me a whole one!"
Chen Li looked like he took it for granted, and stumped the ghost forging man. If you have the heart to regret it, what should you do if Chen Li doesn't do it later? If you really want to help him do something, it's one thing if it doesn't succeed, and the ghost forging Taoist really can't do it.
After thinking about it again and again, the idea of retaining Chen Li to continue to engage in scientific research prevailed. The ghost forging man sighed and said, "Then you can take it off!"
Chen Li took off his clothes in a hurry. "Okay!"
"Take it off again!"
"Huh, do you want to take it off again?"
"How can I do it when you're wearing clothes?"
"This ...... Is there such a big rule here? Do you still want to take off your pants?" Chen Li thought about it, it was the old man who didn't suffer a loss, and took off his pants.
"Take it off!"
"Damn, is this the Netherworld? This is the service industry of the Netherworld?"
Chen Li pinched the sides of his trousers, hesitating whether to be in the spring, and when Yuquan came over.
"What are you two doing!?"