When Li Jie and Tony Stark knew that S.H.I.E.L.D. raided the home of Dracula, the king of vampires and failed, it was two days after this incident passed, Li Jie, who was running at a speed of 350 kilometers per hour on the treadmill, couldn't help but scold: "The Avengers, a third-rate organization, are really a bunch of waste!

That's right, Dracula broke out of the encirclement surrounded by a group of S.H.I.E.L.D. agents, and he disappeared so much, and in the end, everyone only remembered that a ball of fire hit, and then Dracula disappeared. Because the fire came so suddenly, no one was prepared, and many houses next to Dracula and his house were on fire.

S.H.I.E.L.D. agents and the Avengers who went to arrest people had to put out the fire first, otherwise if the fire spread, I don't know how many people would be burned to death and how much property would be damaged.

And Tony and Li Jie, who got the news, were also speechless about it, especially Li Jie. Because for Li Jie, the Vampire Empire was the first large-scale villain he really faced, and at that time he was still a young hairy boy, and there were still many deficiencies in his work. Many times it is very simple to think about problems, and sometimes I do things simply by relying on my own enthusiasm.

In the days that followed, Li Jie grew up, and he became more and more aware of the importance of cooperation, especially in the face of various huge villains, and it was very limited to rely on personal strength to discriminate. If you can completely solve all kinds of villains (such as Hydra) by force, then why do so many things by yourself?

That is, when he really comprehended the combination (throwing) and joining (pot) with him (enemy) people (parties), Li Jie really grew up. For Li Jie, the vampire thing is a thing of the past. In any case, the vampires have been eliminated in Li Jie's opinion.

But today I suddenly got the news that there is another vampire in the world, and he is still the king of vampires. This made Li Jie, who was still losing weight, very angry: "How can you still fire this guy? As the king of vampires, once he escapes, he can pull up a large group of vampires." He's the real source of vampires!"

Li Jie pressed the stop button on the treadmill as he ran, and he stood on the treadmill and scolded S.H.I.E.L.D. for wasting taxpayers' money. But no sooner had he stopped than Arashi's whip came down from the second floor.

"You scold, but you can't stop. Who told you to stop, run!" Lan stood on the second floor, staring at Li Jie.

"Wife, what's that, I'm so indignant. Can't you give me a chance to vent my feelings?" Although Li Jie was arguing with Lan, he still obediently pressed the start button of the treadmill, and he said to Lan while running: "I don't want to be lazy, I just want to express my emotions." ”

Tony, who was drinking tomato juice leisurely, said slowly, "I think you just want to be lazy." What vampire king, do you really care? Besides, judging from the news coming back from the scene, this vampire king is a guy who doesn't suck blood. His main food was Snickers, instant noodles and tomato juice, as well as self-heating rations. A large amount of this food was found in his home, and his daily recipe was posted on his fridge. ”

"I eat the MRE of the US Navy on Monday, the Russian cold combat rations on Tuesday, the French Army's 24-hour rations on Wednesday, the British submarine rations on Thursday, and the Chinese individual self-heating rice dumplings on Friday. ”

"And what does he eat on Saturday and Sunday?"

"Takeaway to eat pizza. Anyway, judging by the indications in hand, this vampire king has no need for blood at all, and he doesn't like it at all. S.H.I.E.L.D. checked his life trajectory and the restaurants he frequented, and he ate steaks that were fully cooked, but he didn't eat anything with a little hemoglobin water. ”

Hearing Tony say this, Li Jie couldn't help but whisper: "This guy is embarrassed to be the king of vampires?!"

Tony drank the tomato juice from his hand: "Who's to say it's not." But after all, he's the king of vampires, what do you think should be done?"

Li Jie glanced at Tony: "What do you say?"

Tony looked at Lan, who was supervising Li Jie on the second floor, and then turned to Li Jie and said, "You must know that you have put a lot of effort into the disintegration of the vampire empire at the beginning." Although this Dracula seems harmless to humans and animals, who knows? Maybe he is harmless, but maybe he is harmful? What if he was ready to find the culprit who wiped out the vampire empire in the first place? There is an old saying: only a thousand days to be a thief, there is no thousand days to prevent thieves. Isn't that right?"

Although Tony said this to Li Jie, in fact, he used his body to block Lan's vision, and then used his mobile phone to enter a line of information to Li Jie: Don't you want to take a little relief from this purgatory for a few days? I have also been a wet daddy for a long time, and I have been busy since Jenny was born, and I have not been engaged in the great career of superheroes for a long time!

Tony winked at Li Jie, Li Jie glanced at Lan on the second floor, and he knew it in his heart. It's okay to find the vampire king and give him a cleansing.

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"No, food. ”

Clang~

The iron plate made a crisp thud on the hard stone slab, and a packet of plasma from the hospital's cold storage was placed in front of Dracula. Dracula glanced at the contents of the plate in disgust, and kicked the thing away.

In a room with only a dim light, Dracula sneered at the two men in leather clothes and with serious faces in front of him, "Are you sending vampires away?"

The two men in leather coats looked at each other. The two men had a white face and a yellow face, and both of them saw a hint of doubt in each other's eyes. The yellow man in the leather coat spoke: "Nonsense, aren't you a vampire?"

"Shit, Lao Tzu is the king of vampires! The king of vampires is not blood-sucking, just like the king of beggars is not begging. If you want to get me something to eat, bring me a fifteen-inch thin-bottomed salami pizza with a bottle of ketchup and two bottles of ketchup. ”

The yellow man looked at Dracula: "What do you want so much ketchup for?"

"I love to eat, I like to eat pizza with tomato sauce, do you care?!hate Ghost Rider!" Dracula sneered disdainfully.