Chapter 128: I'm the Big Bad Wolf
"I'm drinking!" Ahai said, picking up the driver again, ready to open the second beer.
"Can't be opened!" Ah Ping shouted.
Just now he was prevented from drinking, just not letting him drink more, and the words were not explained, and the kid was still stunned.
"What? I drink a lot, don't worry, ten bottles of beer won't get drunk. Ah Hai hurriedly argued.
He thought that Ah Ping cared about his body, but he was afraid that he would get drunk and lose his enthusiasm for a while.
"I don't want you to drink too much, I can only drink one bottle, if you drink too much, I'll leave after eating, ignore you!" Ah Ping let out cruel words.
"Okay! my dear beauty!" Ah Hai was a little panicked, he knew Ah Ping's temper, and dared to say and do.
Women with cultural quality must have a strong temperament, and men cannot be violently subdued, only the appearance of a slave touches their hearts somewhat.
Ah Hai has a lot of relationships with this kind of girl and has a little experience.
So, he had no choice but to relent, kneel at the feet of the queen in front of him, and let her go as she wished.
"I'll listen to you and drink just one bottle, okay?" he almost pleaded.
"Okay, that's it!!" Ah Ping blinked, trying to show a little of a woman's cunning.
It is said that men are not bad, but women are not loved.
In fact, women don't slip their heads, and men don't like it!
"Come on, I'll kiss you!" Ah Ping spoke, and his oily mouth was pasted on, and Ah Hai's face was touched.
"It's so comfortable!" Ah Hai looked flattering, trying to show a flattered and extremely happy look.
However, Ah Ping pointed to his face and giggled.
Ah Hai gave her a squeezing smile in return, thinking that her performance was in place and made the girl happy.
"Your face is oily!" Ah Ping laughed.
"Ahh
Ah Hai reached out and put it on his face.
"You're so bad!"
However, he didn't dare to get angry, so he could only laugh and laugh: "Is it delicious?"
"Mmmmmmmmmm Ah Ping squeezed her eyes, like a naughty girl, without the seriousness of a teacher at all.
"I'm drinking!" Ah Hai squeezed his eyes at her and began to pour beer, white hops tumbling in the glass, like?
He thought of Ah Ping, the girl's skin was very white, like hops, full of attractiveness.
With a snort, Ah Hai drank half a cup, a little bitter in his mouth, but sweet in his heart, and kissed Ah Ping in his heart.
He looked at Ah Ping and buried his head in eating, in front of the man, she didn't care at all.
In an instant, he understood that she regarded him as her closest lover, where would there be a lot of exquisiteness?
Between men and women who have been married for many years, they have lost the mystery of their first love, leaving only the various problems they have become accustomed to.
"Uh-huh! Lamb chops taste good! The heat is just right. Ah Ping commented while eating.
"Look at who cooks?" Ah Hai likes this compliment.
"Who's cooking?" Ah Ping pretended to be confused, and then asked.
"Hey, buddy, are you kidding?" Ah Hai was a little dumbfounded, did he need to ask this kind of public answer?
"I'm sorry, buddy, I really don't know!" Ah Ping pretended to be ignorant, and his mouth was still feasting.
"Tell you! It's my cooking, who else in the whole kitchen makes this taste?" Ah Hai got serious, he couldn't drop in front of his beloved woman, he hurriedly confessed.
It is better to say that he confesses than that he boasts.
Ah Ping laughed: "You really know how to blow!"
"I'm not bragging, you don't believe it, I'll make it for you on the spot, is it from my hands that it's so fragrant and delicious?"
Ah Hai was anxious, Ah Ping didn't trust him, and it simply shook his position as the boss of the kitchen.
"I believe it!" Ah Ping saw that he was more serious, and hurriedly shouted to stop, not wanting to be more serious with him.
Originally, she was just joking, Ah Hai didn't understand the true meaning of jokes, she couldn't hold her breath, and she had to worry about it for a long time.
Ah Ping didn't have time to argue with him, fill his stomach, wash up briefly, rush back to the dormitory as soon as possible, can he rest for a few minutes?
"Pause! I'm going to savor your results. Ah Ping raised a hand and waved it at Ah Hai.
Ah Hai took another sip of beer, and a glass of beer had bottomed out.
He poured another glass and continued to drink, but he stopped, and when he saw the refreshment of Ah Ping eating lamb chops, he wanted to take two bites.
However, I'm a little embarrassed, the girl likes lamb chops, a total of more than a dozen pieces, she has already eaten more than half of it, don't interfere with it herself.
He knows the beauty of eating eggs and drinking beer, and he can get fit.
So, Ah Hai put down the cup, reached out and picked up the chopsticks, and wanted to eat scrambled eggs.
However, when he stretched his chopsticks halfway, he wanted to make a joke and deliberately teased Ah Ping, as if he was grabbing lamb chops.
"This little lamb chop is not enough for me to stuff my teeth!" Ah Hai said grinningly, the chopsticks had already reached for the lamb chops, just waiting to dive down and pick up the remaining pile of lamb chops.
"Alas!" Ah Ping didn't know what to do, she ate it well, where would she let Ah Hai eat?
"What's wrong?" Ah Hai pretended to be confused, the chopsticks were inserted directly on the lamb chops, he had never used chopsticks, the chopsticks were still clean, presumably Ah Ping would not hate it.
"What will I eat after you eat it in one bite?" Ah Ping widened his eyes, determined to repel the wolf that had been killed halfway.
"Oh, do you like lamb chops?"
"Okay! I'll eat eggs, okay?" he softened, and almost grew a tail from behind him, and shook it a few times.
"Ben Niangniang ate lamb chops and scrambled eggs. Ah Ping didn't give him a chance, and fought to the end in one sentence.
"Ahh
"Sure! Born with a good stomach, a good body, and then a good person!" Ah Ping took advantage of the situation to show off.
"However, I know that Pig Niu is also a natural good stomach!" Ah Hai thought that he had seized the opportunity and insinuated Ah Ping fiercely.
"You're so bad! you're a big bad wolf!" Ah Ping pouted, disgusting him.
"I'm a big bad wolf, I want to eat a little sheep!" Ah Hai raised his two hands and made a wolf pounce motion.
Ah Ping flattered him: "Go, go to the sheepfold and eat!"
"You're the sheep!" replied with a smile.
"I'm a human, are you an animal?" Ah Ping then teased him, taking advantage of him.
"You! I can't say you, I want to conquer you!" Ah Hai showed the man's killer feature.
"Drink! After drinking a bottle of wine, you can speak before you can speak boldly. Ah Ping squeezed his eyes, still smiling.
This girl is cunning, Ah Hai muttered in her heart, she dated a few times, she felt that she was not an opponent, and she showed her old coarseness everywhere.
"Talking after drinking is a drink talk, if it doesn't count, I won't drink it, just drink some water!" Ah Hai was afraid that he would continue to be fooled and completely become Ah Ping's joke.
So, he could only retreat, simply stopped drinking, only drank water, she didn't like men to drink, just happened to fulfill her heart, see what she said?
"A good boy has ambitions in all directions!" Ah Ping puffed out his cheeks and gave him a thumbs up.
"Thank you, concubine, for the compliment!, however, I am currently on your side, I just want to hug you, and quickly fulfill my thoughts!" Ah Hai said with a smile, and then prayed.
"What a bad man, you let me take a few more bites!" Ah Ping continued to tease him.
The lamb chops in front of her had been eaten, and she took a sip of soup to prepare for a few bites of scrambled eggs.
Ah Hai got up and went to pour water, he needed to drink some boiled water, the fitness of boiled water is of great significance.
Still snorting, drinking the water in the cup, the sweet mineral water, moisturizing the heart.
His enthusiasm rose again, he couldn't wait, who knows, this slippery girl, will he have an excuse to slip away?
He secretly made up his mind and was ready to strike immediately and force the Overlord Bow!
"Your legs are so white!" Ah Hai spoke, and a hand was already stretched out to Ah Ping's leg.
Ah Ping didn't move, just ate scrambled eggs.
This girl, eating and drinking is more important than everything? Ah Hai is a little flustered, more deflated.
Between men and women, a slap will definitely not make a sound.
However, Ah Ping spoke: "Your legs are also white!"
After speaking, he still eats eggs by himself.
"My legs! white?" Ah Hai hurriedly looked down, he was wearing long pants today, not shorts, and he couldn't see his legs!
"Strange, how do you see my legs?" asked Ah Hai, looking up.
"You're stupid! It's hot, you're wearing big shorts, and you haven't seen your legs yet?" Ah Ping feigned anger and rolled his eyes at him.
"Alas, yes, yes!" Ah Hai was a little embarrassed, but the girl said that her skin was white, which was a good thing, and she had to admit it immediately.
"It's you! a white pig-like figure!"
"You're just a pig!" Ah Hai was not convinced, and replied to him, but his heart was empty, and he had to admit that Ah Ping was more beautiful than him.
"You say, are you a pig? Look at your belly, you are only worthy of being a pig." Ah Ping is unwilling to retreat, and he must be cheap.
Her hands were also grabbed, and her hands were stained with oil, the kind of mutton fat, sticky and sticky to her body, and it was very uncomfortable.
Ah Hai hurriedly begged for mercy: "Gu Nainai, spare me! The little mouth is clumsy, and he said it wrong!"
Ah Ping was not polite, and put a hand on his face: "Gu Nainai cares about you! Let you rub oil, what's wrong? Don't you want to?"
"Nai Nai! the villain doesn't dare to rub the oil, this oil is too greasy!" Ah Hai continued to forgive, and the man's face and dignity were lost.
However, fortunately, there were no outsiders in front of him, and when it was spread, Ahai's reputation as a man was goodbye.
"Okay, what you said! I don't want to rub oil, please let go of your claws and don't move my legs!"
Ah Ping grasped Ah Hai's weakness and pressed step by step, probably forcing out all of Ah Hai's male dignity.
"Oh! I like this kind of oil and water!" Ah Hai had to summon truthfully.
"I like to give you this kind of oil and water too" Ah Ping continued, moving together with both hands, applying mutton fat to Ah Hai's face.
"Ahh
"Don't go, my Gu Nainai, spare me!" Ah Hai pretended to be a ghost crying wolf, turned around and ran to the toilet.
Ah Ping didn't chase him, she just giggled in the back, funny, watching the man being teased, she had a queen's momentum in her heart.
This morning, she was bullied by aristocratic children in the classroom of Primary 1, and she really dared not speak out.
The anger that had been held back all morning was relaxed in Ah Hai, which can be regarded as a kind of compensation.
A woman's happiness is probably found in men, and men who like themselves are the source of women's happiness.