Ah Hai ran into the toilet, turned on the faucet, and began to wash his face violently, washing his face, soap, soap, almost using dish soap, all of them.

After washing, he moved his face, which seemed to be a little oily, but it was still much better.

The abominable mutton fat is so hard to wash when it sticks to the body!

However, if it was the oil and water on Ah Ping's body, he was reluctant to wash it off.

However, this elf-like girl has a smooth and silky body, but it does not have the greasy smell of mutton fat.

Listening to the sound of water coming from the toilet, Ah Ping just laughed, it was so funny, I couldn't imagine that the magic of women was so big?

It can make a man drunk!

Still, she was ruthless.

"Ah Hai!"

She called him, and there was no trace of politeness and warmth in her tone.

"Alas, dear!" replied Ahai.

Even with such treatment, Ah Hai still did not change his infatuation, and responded to Ah Ping's words, just like seeing his parents.

"Come out and kneel in front of me! Remember, don't come out, stay in the toilet for the rest of your life." Ah Ping's voice was cold, not like a simple joke.

"Oops!"

Ah Hai pretended to cry: "You hurt me!"

"Wife, okay, okay, spare me, let the villain go, and I will never be grateful in the next life!"

"Hmph, you provoked the old lady, don't do what the old lady said, there is no negotiation!" Ah Ping seems to be the superwoman in martial arts novels, with a cold and solemn momentum.

"Okay! The villain has no choice but to do this! Wait for the villain to go out and kneel down to thank you!" Ah Hai finished speaking, and laughed, a little cold.

The dialogue between the two at this time is like acting, but everyone likes it and is willing to do it, but it doesn't hurt.

Life is like a play, it is like this, some people don't know how to act, so they will get angry and vent at every turn.

Ah Ping still eats scrambled eggs, occasionally drinks a mouthful of soup, moistens his throat, feels delicious in his mouth, and enjoys life a lot.

There was no longer a sound of water flowing in the toilet, and Ah Hai was nowhere to be seen, and Ah Ping was a little strange.

She was also full, opened her hands to the sky, showed her lazy waist, and asked by the way: "Ah Hai, what are you doing?"

However, there was no sound in the toilet, and Ah Hai was like he was dead, and he stopped making noise.

Ah Ping was inexplicable, and at the same time a little panicked, something else happened?

She couldn't sit still, and had to go to the toilet to see if this horse skin had fainted on the ground?

According to the books I have read, when men encounter extremely happy things, especially when they meet a lovely woman, their brain blood pressure will rise, and the slightest excitement will cause blood vessels to burst.

It's a terrible thing! Ah Ping thinks so.

So, she shouted Ah Hai's name, mainly to strengthen her courage, she was worried that there was a ghost in the toilet, and she had already eaten Ah Hai, and it was time to eat her next.

Either way, curiosity is always a powerful motivator, and she has to find out.

"Ah Hai!" Ah Ping took a step and shouted, the toilet was silent, what a surprise?

She was completely frightened, and she stepped on the door of the toilet with one foot, and she really didn't dare to move forward.

She shook her head vigorously, except for shouting Ah Hai's name, what tricks did she have?

The shouting can't be too loud, what if Ah Hai is just joking, but attracts outsiders to visit, the current situation of the two of them, what if there is no news?

"Ah Hai, stop kidding, come out quickly!" Ah Ping began to pray.

Still no movement.

Ah Hai was very sober, hiding behind the door of the toilet, listening to Ah Ping's screaming, he kept snickering, almost laughing, so he had to cover his mouth with his hand.

He waited patiently until Ah Ping stepped in, she looked good, and a hungry tiger preyed on her, startling her.

Of course, the point is not to scare her, just hold down her body, Ah Mei!

Ah Hai has already thought of the lines, come to a little special love, she will definitely like it!

It's coming! It's at the door! Ah Hai listened to Ah Ping's shouts and footsteps, and judged her distance at any time.

Why don't you come in? This guy is still shy!" Ah Hai muttered to himself.

He thought Ah Ping was embarrassed, the man was in the toilet, and the woman was not easy to come in.

What is our relationship? What are the embarrassments of living like this? Ah Hai secretly cursed to himself.

Wait, I don't believe her face.

Ah Ping simply kicked the door frame with her foot, and a burst of dust rose above her head, and she hurriedly stepped back, blocking her forehead with one hand.

She couldn't help laughing while beating the ashes, afraid of coming and going, and the most afraid was the ashes.

"What are you laughing at?" Ah Hai finally couldn't help it, this kind of quality beauty is hanging, it belongs to the level of the concubine, and it is difficult to drive!

"Ahh

"Are you still there?"

"You're gone?" replied to her with a grin.

Dare to curse me to death?

What is love in the face of death?

What's more, Ah Ping and Ah Hai are only physical friends, where can they feel like they live and die together?

"I'm here! you're not here!" Ah Ping angrily replied to him fiercely.

"Haha! Come in! I know you're going to wash your hands, both hands are oily, and you've become an oily girl!" Ah Hai smiled and continued to amuse.

"You're the oil man! I'm going to whip you, a guy with a greasy face!" Ah Ping was interested, and decided to rush in and give him a good beating.

"Oh, what?" said Ah Pingjiao.

She was stopped by Ah Hai and hugged her.

"Kiss, little sister!" he smiled wickedly.

"Anointing you with oil!" Ah Ping was surprised, couldn't help it, and reached out to cover his face.

"Gu Nainai! Don't! I'm afraid of you!" Ah Hai hurriedly let go of his hand and jumped away from the back, hitting the sink with his body and sighing.

"Dare to bully Nainai! Let you rub oil!" Ah Ping still opened his hand, posing like a superwoman.

"Ah Ping, it's not early! Hurry up and wash your hands, I'll go out and wait for you." Ah Hai smiled softly, a smile that was almost attractive.

"Okay, you wait for me, I'll wash my hands, there's a lot of oil!" Ah Ping laughed at himself, glanced at Ah Hai, and smiled.

"Get out of the way!" she called out to Hai.

Ah Hai hurriedly moved his body and left the sink.

"I went out first. He greeted.

"Don't! Wait for me!"

"I'm waiting for you in the bathroom, is it appropriate?" he was slightly surprised.

"You don't want to go to the bathroom?" he asked.

"I'm going to the bathroom, isn't I?" Ah Ping asked him rhetorically.

"Didn't you say that you wash your hands, don't you want to poop?" Ah Hai was a little embarrassed, and as he spoke, he gestured with his hands.

"You're pooping!"

Ah Ping glared at him, and then shouted: "Get out! Hurry up! When a girl goes to the toilet, what are men doing with her?"

"Evil wolf!" Ah Ping shouted at the end, but her voice was very small, and it could be seen that she deliberately lowered her voice, which was still joking.

"Oops! I'm nervous!" Ah Hai deliberately screamed, he wanted to say that he was nervous, but when the words came to his mouth, he changed his mind and shouted that neuroticism was over.

He was worried that Ah Ping would rebound too much, so he turned around, slammed the door and left.

Ah Hai walked out of the door, a little gray and slippery, this kind of woman is scheming, she didn't find many problems before, but now she can see that it is not easy to deal with.

Obviously, she let herself stay, but later, she wanted to drive herself away, capricious, who was to blame? He was not convinced.