- "Let's go to the city, shall we go to the city? There are so many people on the bus, so I will lift the bottle cap and there will be a good show!"

I have to admit that Zhang Tiedan's idea is really amazing, as long as I think of so many people covering their noses on the bus, you look at me, I look at your embarrassing scene, it's quite exciting.

- "Yes, that's it. ”

In this way, on a crisp morning, Zhang Tiedan and I got on his third uncle's civilian tractor that went to the city to pull bricks.

When we arrived in the city, Zhang Tiedan and I stopped at the bus stop where there were a lot of people, and waited for more than half an hour before a green bus slowly drove over.

- "Damn, there are so many people! It's a question of whether you can squeeze in for a while." Zhang Tiedan said this.

- "The number of people is good, and the number of people is lively." Zhang Tiedan and I couldn't help but burst out laughing.

I finally squeezed into the bus, and there were no extra seats on the bus, even if I found a spare space, there was no room, and I was so crowded that I could hardly move away.

The driver shouted at the top of his voice: "Everyone squeeze back, everyone squeeze back." ”

- "Where else can I squeeze in? A city aunt said this.

A charming young woman beside the city aunt was flushed, because the man standing in front of her was a man.

At this time, the bus suddenly braked suddenly, and the man in front of him turned around sharply at this time, and the young woman's entire delicate body fell into the man's arms.

As soon as the young woman looked up, she saw that the man in front of her was only a handsome young man of sixteen or seventeen years old, and the dissatisfaction and shyness on her face gradually faded a lot.

That's right, I was the one standing next to the charming young woman, and as soon as I got on the bus, I felt like I was being pushed forward by a stream of people. At that time, in order to test my thoughts, I made a sharp turn. In fact, on that kind of crowded bus, and just when the brakes are slammed, it is very difficult to turn around.

I was also stunned for a moment, because what was squeezed into my arms was a charming woman, with a high nose bridge, red phoenix eyes, cherry mouth, and especially her big eyes, which gave people a dignified but charming taste. Dignified and charming were originally two different types of temperament, but these two temperaments were perfectly integrated in the young woman in front of her. 'Hu Jing', by the way, this young woman looks very similar to the movie star Hu Jing, and I instantly had such a thought in my heart at that time: "This woman is so beautiful and temperamental! If you smoke her with stinky fart, isn't it inappropriate?"

At this moment, a bespectacled-looking lewd-looking man squeezed in my direction, and it was not too much to describe the lewd man with crooked melons and bad dates, with a pimple on his face, a big mouth, a drooping nose, and two large nostrils, which involuntarily made people associate with an animal called 'hippopotamus', because the two nostrils of the hippopotamus were particularly large, as big as a chimney.

That 'hippopotamus' was so thick-skinned, and it was suddenly separated between me and the charming young woman, and he looked like he didn't care about enjoyment, and I scolded in my heart at the time: "The forest is big and there are all kinds of birds!"

At this time, I made a look at Zhang Tiedan, meaning to ask him to open the cap. Good guy, Zhang Tiedan has been waiting for this moment for a long time, he suddenly opened the cap of the bottle filled with hundreds of stinky farts, and a white mist-like gas spread on the bus, with strong characteristics, mellow smell, and the smelly smell exploded on the bus at once.

- "It's this bespectacled guy who stinks fart." "I just pointed my hand at the 'hippopotamus' at that time, and this mending knife was just right.

Because Zhang Tiedan was the bottle cap that was opened next to the bespectacled 'hippopotamus' at that time, the stench first spread from the 'hippopotamus', so everyone in the car at that time was convinced that it was the filthy lewd man who farted.

The aunt next to the beautiful woman covered her nose and scolded: "Do you have a sense of public morality! You won't put such a stinky fart in a place where there are few people! Open the window quickly, I can't stand this smell, it's so stinky, it stinks so much that it sinks so much that it sinks my brain!"

Everyone on the bus also began to scold the bespectacled 'hippopotamus', and there was a middle-aged man who looked like an uncle who scolded the most distinctively: "I think this kind of stinky fart, it is impossible for people to let it out, unless it is not a human, it is a beast." I don't think brutes can release such a stinky fart,, it's a shame you don't apply for the Guinness Book of World Records, oh my damn stinking!"

In the midst of everyone's scolding, the obscene 'hippopotamus' was embarrassed to get off the bus, and before getting off the bus, he scolded unwillingly: "Horse's, this fart is not put by Lao Tzu, but this fart does stink, Lao Tzu is so big, I haven't smelled such a stinky fart, it's really evil!"

Find out what happens next, and listen to the next breakdown.