There is no need to say much about Kong Erdan's matter, in short, the people in the Jinlilai Entertainment Club kept silent about the events of that day, because the chairman was none other than Long Si's wife Li Rufang.

In this way, Kong Erdan not only became the golden signboard of Jinlilai Entertainment Club, but also won the respect of Long Si, and it didn't take long for Kong Erdan to become the most powerful henchman around Long Si.

On that day, Long Si brought his senior brother Iron Arm Buddha and a few of his subordinates to visit Qililong Village again, and came to the house of Zhang Shaolin, the head of Qililong Village.

- "Old man, it's good, you can walk around on the ground, it seems that your body is quite tough!"

- "What do you want?"

- "Don't get me wrong, I'm not here for you today, you old arms and legs, it's not worth my visit, what about the boy with your granddaughter? I'm looking for him, hand him over to me." ”

- "I don't know what you're talking about? If I blink my eyes, I don't deserve to be the village chief of Qililong." ”

- "Damn, old man, you are quite temperamental! It seems that you are toasting and not eating and drinking, come on, smash the pot for me, and let his family drink the northwest wind." ”

Long Si gave an order, and a group of horses smashed Zhang Shaolin's pot to pieces, Zhang Shaolin wanted to stop it, but was stopped by his wife: "Don't be impulsive, your injury is not healed yet." ”

After Long Si's Ma Zai finished smashing the pot, he waited for Long Si's further instructions: "Brother Long, do you want to beat this old man?"

- "Damn, forget it this time, I like this old man's urine, but I have something to say first, if you don't hand over the kid who was with your granddaughter, everyone in your Qililong Village will not have a good life, and I will not be as polite as I am now when I come next time." ”

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During the summer vacation, I basically read Qian Xuesen's [Engineering Cybernetics] and Li Yunshen's [Microcosm], except for a very small number of mathematical formulas and theorems that I don't know much about, I have mastered most of the things in these two books.

Any knowledge is difficult when you first come into contact with it, but when you really get into it, it is not difficult at all, which is one of my experiences at that time.

In addition, my attainments in calligraphy and painting have also been further improved, not only am I better at calligraphy and painting, but also in terms of appreciation of calligraphy and painting, I have reached a relatively awesome height, in Li Yunshen's words, I have been able to completely distinguish the authenticity of a pair of calligraphy and painting.

Of course, there are tricks to this, Li Yunshen told me: "A good painting and calligraphy work itself will have an aura, just like a person's spirit, but all the works of those great artists will be filled with the author's own ideological power, which is contained in every subtlety of the calligraphy and painting works, which can not only infect the viewers, but also affect the surrounding feng shui." A true master, whose works hang at home, is one that brings good luck. ”

Li Yunshen said these words, although they sound a little mysterious, and even a bit of feudal superstition, but I deeply think so. There is a good saying, there are gods three feet above the head, there are many mysterious things in this world, such as the set of knowledge of feng shui, which has been passed down in the land of China for thousands of years, and has its own reason for existence.

I've been staying at home since the last time I met those little hooligans when I was singing at a karaoke in the city with Zhang Mingjun. During that time, my good partner Zhang Tiedan and I developed a strong interest in collecting stinky farts from human bodies.

Zhang Tiedan has always firmly believed: "Eating sweet potatoes and farting is the most smelly." ”

I said: "This is not necessarily, whether the fart smells or not is mainly related to the digestive ability of the human body itself, the stronger the digestion ability, the more stinky the fart, those who have a bad stomach, three days and two ends of the diarrhea, the fart is not smelly, these people with a bad stomach not only do not smell the fart released, but also do not even smell the shit pulled out, because the food has not been completely digested, it is excreted, and those feces and urine together with the stinky fart are semi-digested unqualified products." ”

My analysis made Zhang Tiedan stunned.

- "How do you know so much, kid? Then let's find those people with good digestion to collect stinky farts, anyway, I think my fart is ugly, especially after eating sweet potatoes, the farts that come out are unbearable, so fucking stinky." ”

The reason why I know more than Zhang Tiedan is entirely because I understand the operation of the acupuncture points and meridians of the human body, because according to the theory of traditional Chinese medicine, whether a person is sick or not can be distinguished by smelling the fart he released or the feces he pulls out, and it can also be seen from this point that the profundity of Chinese medicine is profound.

Zhang Tiedan's hands-on ability has always been strong, he made a thing similar to a funnel out of plastic, the opening part of the front end is facing the buttocks, and a sharp hole at the back end leads directly to the mouth of the bottle, as long as a person farts, he can collect stinky farts in that bottle through this giant funnel.

The purpose of Zhang Tiedan and I to collect stinky farts is purely for spoofing, as for the object of spoofing, we have not decided, who should these stinky farts be used to bombard?

Find out what happens next, and listen to the next breakdown.