A man is falling from a tree, followed by a close-up of a terrified face on the screen, followed by a running animal.

Just as the man was about to fall into the herd, the back of a man with a camera in his hand appeared, he grabbed a vine, swung it like a meteor, grabbed the frightened man between his legs, and swung forward......

The audience exclaimed and sighed, but the plot did not give them time to exclaim and sigh.

A large mouth full of fangs bit off half of the man's body caught under his feet in one bite, blood splattered, and his intestines dangled over the herd......

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A fist-sized mosquito, a black tiger like a hill, a giant bird that covers the sky, and a 100-meter-long white python......

The plot is wave after wave, and it is consistently tense and exciting.

The angry python swept wildly, and everywhere it passed, the trees broke and the stones cracked......

Tyri shoved Danny away, and Paul slashed at Tyri's back with a sinister grin...... Monty Python swallows Paul and Tyri in one gulp...... Danny, who was extremely tired, didn't wait to stand firmly, kicked his feet on the tree, and instantly entered the mouth of the giant python, and Liu Xixi ran back crying......

The audience can't get any more up......

Three swallowed humanoid marks appeared on the surface of the python's body, one of which could be clearly seen in vigorous movement, and suddenly ......

The python's abdomen was broken, and the screen was blood-red......

One bloody man affectionately hugged the other...... Liu Xixi fell to his knees and hissed in pain: "Tyri-"

The ending song sounds: ...... I hope that life will be tolerant and merciful to you, I also hope that you can make your dreams come true, and I also hope that you can be happy......

The audience burst into tears instantly......

At twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, the first screening of "Python Disaster" ended, and the Internet went crazy again.

Baiwei Community.

Daimyo Maniac: Who is the screenwriter of "Anaconda Disaster", who knows the address, I want to send the blade......

Missile Shoot You: Send the blade and wait for me, actually let Terri die......

Do a day: Tyri isn't dead!

Missile shoots you: That's not dead yet? God!

Catwoman: I'm going to kill Paul, don't stop me......

Catwoman: Do any of you know Paul's address......

Missile shoots you: Kill Ni Dahong or Paul?

Catwoman: It's all the same anyway, it's so bad that it bleeds pus, and not killing it is not enough for civilians to be angry......

Missile shoot you: I will accompany you, beauty, my childlike face

Grass in Baker Mountain: I'm scared to death, who will pick me up, I'm a beauty, and I'm still alone in the XX cinema 5 rows and 12 seats and dare not go home......

Pig of Baker Hill: The beautiful woman upstairs is waiting, I am 13 seats in 7 rows behind you, and I don't dare to go home......

Grass of Baker Mountain: You're coming

Shenghua's first handsome: go ...... Sending beautiful women home......

Shenghua's first man: I'm a man, woo woo woo...... Who sent me home......

On this night, all the hotels near the theaters where "Python Disaster" was screened were full.

According to incomplete statistics, these hotels shared more than 10,000 hoods, and the hotel service staff had to urgently transfer the supply of goods.

In the next few days, the hall where the Civil Affairs Bureau handles marriage certificates was overcrowded.

More than a month later, the maternal and child health hospital was overcrowded.

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On the lively Internet, a music with a very poor recording quietly dominated the screen on WeChat Music.

And in the Baiwei community, a netizen named bamboo shoots fried meat posted lyrics:

I will always love you

If I stay

I can only stand in your way

So I left, but I knew

I will miss you every step of the way

I will always love you.

I will always love you

You, my dear you

Bitter and sweet memories

That's the only thing I bring to myself

Well, goodbye, please, don't cry

We all know I'm not what you want

I will always love you

I will always love you

I want life to be tolerant and merciful to you

I also hope that your dreams will come true

I also wish you happiness

All hope comes together in one sentence, I hope you love

I will always love you

I will always love you

I will always love you

The following was quickly swiped:

The mouse falls in love with the cat: I and, so I can hear the explosion......

Cats: Please don't fall in love with me upstairs, I want to listen to the Divine Comedy

I am the village flower: I will always love you, love you, love you......

Drunken Tomatoes: This is the most romantic song, tears, I listened to the live version of the movie......

Egg fried rice: Is it romantic? I also listened to the live version, and it's obviously the most heartbreaking song, but my heart is still eight-petal......

Whitney Houston: I have always been very optimistic about Xiao Ruoyu's singing, but this song, although I haven't heard the live version, but I want to say that she sang this song with her mellow bass and penetrating treble, and she sang this song to a magical effect, and she found the quality of the singer's singing for the music world, which is definitely a bombshell she dropped on the music world, not to mention, I went to buy tomorrow's movie tickets.

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Stir-fried pork with bamboo shoots: Did I just blow up a great god?

Not easy to be crazy: Whitney Houston, it should be the deity, she posted this sentence to her Weibo.

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I am the village flower: WeChat music has an original soundtrack version......

…… The neighborhood fell silent for a moment.

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At 12:48, the screening of the movie "Snake Disaster" ended, which also exploded the Internet in an instant.

Baiwei Community.

Chicken: Fuck it, shit movie, if it weren't for the ten yuan that Lao Tzu had to, he would never have filled the time......

Second tube: Upstairs, just shouted not to leave, are you the one who filled the time?

We left, what if they sold tickets for the second show? After all, it was only ten minutes

Second tube: Do you think anyone will watch this shit movie?

Chicken: It's hard to say, after all, there are a lot of fools

Three of hearts: The plot drags on, the acting is idiotic, the special effects are sparse, and the shit movie is still more than 160 minutes long......

Catwoman: You haven't watched "Python Disaster"? I've finished my second time, and I've just bought tickets for tomorrow's two shows, and I'm going to watch the third and fourth shows......

Handsome GG: Catwoman Catwoman, dear Catwoman, help us bring the ticket

Catwoman: Are you ready for supper, if not, I'll sell it now,, thirty yuan to collect the ticket, loss, loss......

Not easy to be crazy: Catwoman Catwoman Catwoman Catwoman ...... It's all you like, don't sell our tickets......

Brother: Dear cat beauty, I'll go and order you another duck blood vermicelli......

Chicken: What the hell is "Python Plague"? Where did a bunch of crazy people come from?

Second tube: It seems to be a movie tonight, I saw the poster, I'll, go to Douban Movie......

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Douban movie.

The rating of "Anaconda Calamity" is two extremes: ten points and one point.

There are also two representative scoring views:

The best movie ever, ten.

Soak to the goddess, ten.

The bed in the hotel was really comfortable, very.

Damn, I'm scared to death, I don't dare to go home in the middle of the night and don't dare to sleep, bad review, one point.

"Anaconda Calamity" overall score: 9.8 points

The score of "Snake Plague" is also two extremes: ten points and one point.

There are also two representative scoring views:

Garbage shit scam money stuff, one point.

I feel sorry for my brother Cai, very much.

Distress plus one, ten.

I feel sorry for my sister Lin, very much.

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"Snake Plague" overall score: 3.8 points.

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At one o'clock in the evening, the Sam's Empire Movie Guild released the latest box office data:

First place: "Snake Plague" 6.851 million

Second place: "Gong Ai" 5.87 million

Third place: "Swordsman" 3.965 million

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Eighth place: "Python Disaster" 834,000

Congratulations to "Snake Plague" on reaching the top of the box office on the first day.

The official website of the Film Guild expressed congratulations on "Snake Plague" in the form of a big red banner.

Among them, the second to seventh places are all films that have been in theaters for a while, and the two newly released films are ranked first and last respectively.

As soon as the data came out, the network was completely bad.

Baiwei Community.

The gods fell in love with me: Damn, who contributed to the box office of the garbage movie "Snake Plague", stand up for me, although there are also me......

Not for children: Brother, wait, let me vomit a little longer and then stand up......

Exposure: +1 for a while

I love you Brother Cai: Brother Cai is mighty!

Cauliflower: Brother Cai's mighty +1

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Caizi 251: Brother Cai is mighty +2935

Awesome: Spit out for a while +3896

Exposure: I can't complain, the vegetables are awesome

Today's Luck: Revealing the Mystery of the Box Office of "Snake Disaster" and "Python Disaster", link............

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ps: Although the movie uses "Python Disaster", the plot is original, and the full script will be released later.