Catwoman: Poor my Danny, why is there only such a small box office

Drunken Tomatoes: My Tyri, my willows, pitiful, why, is it jealousy?

Egg fried rice: How can such a good movie as "Python Disaster" be so good at the box office, is there any inside story

Mi Fen: My big "Gong Ai" is only 5.87 million! What is "Python Disaster".

Egg fried rice: Bullshit "Gong Love", if it weren't for Yang Ming's support, there might have been such a box office in the second week, and "The Disaster of the Python" is called a movie

Mi Fan: Okay, I'll go watch "Python Disaster" tomorrow, if it's not good-looking, upstairs, be careful that I send the blade......

Egg fried rice: Isn't it good? I advise you, it's better not to watch it, in case you're so scared and nervous that I can't take responsibility for cardiac arrest, if you do go to see it, and you can't watch other movies in the future, I'll watch a good joke......

Rice Noodles: Hmph! This girl's heart is very good...... I heard that it is a thriller horror movie, but it is really that scary

Egg fried rice: Beauty, don't lie to you, get your boyfriend and tissues ready, use your boyfriend when you're scared, and use tissues when you're crying......

Mi Fan: But I don't have a boyfriend...... Oops, such a big inner state, I can't find a boyfriend......

Egg fried rice: Beauty, I'm also a state of Neita, or I'll accompany you tomorrow......

Rice Noodles: Private Chat ......

Today's Luck: Revealing the Mystery of the Box Office of "Snake Disaster" and "Python Disaster", link............

……

All posts had such a reply as "Luck Today".

In an instant, many netizens clicked on the link and found that it was actually a data analysis article published by "Today's Luck":

…… China's current cinema halls are basically 200 seats, "Snake Disaster" has a total of 1057 theaters, 6000 canvas screenings, 57% attendance, 6000×200×10×57% + 11,000 (premiere) = 6.851 million, "Python Disaster" has a total of 131 theaters, 63% attendance, 650×200×10×63% + 15,000 (premiere hall) = 834,000.

According to unreliable and reliable sources, "Anaconda Disaster" was originally screened with more than 3,000 canvases, but when it was about to be screened, it was boycotted by unknown forces, and in the end, only 651 canvases were screened in 131 theaters.

…… The back part of the post is the evaluation of the two movies posted by some netizens in the Baiwei community, as well as the rating records on Douban movies.

Catwoman: Sofa, there's a conspiracy......

Not for children: On the floor, the movie theater I went to hung a poster of "The Disaster of the Python", which said that it would be released on December 20, but the movie theater did not sell tickets

Exposure: Ask netizens to announce the address of the movie theater where they can watch "Python Disaster......

Drunken Tomatoes: What kind of garbage movie is "Snake Plague", it actually engages in conspiracy......

Caizi 851: "The Disaster of the Python" is a garbage movie, how can my brother Cai make a garbage movie

Naiko 250: I like Brother Cai very much, I'll go and watch it a second time tomorrow......

Catwoman: Brain-dead, Danny is a real man

Caizi 250: What the hell is Danny, my brother Cai is beautiful and handsome

Catwoman: What the hell is Cai He Kui, Danny Zhou Yishan is a starring, screenwriter, and songwriter, he could have eaten with his face, but he had to rely on his talent

Caizi 250: Singing is as good as my brother Cai

Catwoman: I'm sorry, you go to WeChat Music to listen to "Friend's Wine", which is a party cappella version, and see if there is a good version of your Brother Cai's studio refinement before talking

Nanako 250: Just listen, and I'll scold you after listening

……

Catwoman: Is the Nanako 250 coming?

Catwoman: Is the Nanako 250 coming?

Catwoman: Is Nanako 250 coming, I don't dare to come

Drunken tomatoes: Damn, it's super good, ask for a clear version

Bird Feather: There is no clear version, I secretly recorded it that day, and then Boss Zhou came to the company and asked him to record it......

Catwoman: Asking for the news on Monday Mountain ......

Bird Feather: He is a wine fairy, and he drinks and has a crew by himself......

Bird Feather: Damn, why can't I delete what I just said, I'm done......

Drunken Tomatoes: Upstairs Crew Members?

Catwoman: Wait, Monday Hill...... Hahaha, my alumnus......

Brother: Catwoman Catwoman Catwoman...... Is it really our school? Why haven't I seen it......

Happy Momiji: Do you have this person in our school?

Not easy to be crazy: Absolutely not

Don't Ask In This Life: Catwoman, Catwoman, Catwoman, Catwoman, Catwoman......

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"Today's good luck" is, of course, Liu Kaiyun, as soon as he entered the door, Yin Xingxiang, director of the Baiwei News Department, gave him this task to investigate the mystery of the box office of tonight's movie.

Liu Kaiyun really lived up to the reputation of the three-year internship, and soon a manuscript with conclusive data, careful discussion, and clear views was handed in.

After reading the manuscript at that time, Yin Xingxiang directly made headlines on Baiwei News, and WeChat pop-up prompts, and finally asked Liu Kaiyun to post it to the community.

……

The excitement on the Internet, after all, is only the Internet, in the era when home computers are not popular, and smartphones have not appeared, there are still too few people who can be affected by the excitement.

So in the morning, when the print newspapers and magazines went on sale, "The Snake Plague" became the best movie of all time.

Countless well-known film critics have written articles to applaud it, commenting that "Snake Disaster" is a top four good movie with a story, performance, picture, and sound effects, and there is nothing bad about it.

Not looking at it is definitely a regret for a lifetime, or even the next life, the next life, the kind of regret that you can't look at.

"Anaconda Calamity"?

Forget it!

Don't talk about it.

It has only one newspaper report, which belongs to Tianya Entertainment's "Tianya Vertical Talk", which published Liu Kaiyun's first article.

This issue of "The End of the World" also published a hymn to "Snake Disaster" in the entertainment edition, which was written by everyone in a movie.

In the middle of the two film reviews, there is a fixed section "Douban Movie Broadcast" column every day, which publishes the latest ratings of the movies that are being released.

The scores of 9.8 and 3.8 are not particularly marked, but they are so conspicuous.

In the literary version, in addition to the serialized "The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn", there is also a serialized "The First Knife of the Storm".

In the current affairs section, a novel "Running for Governor" was published.

And in any other newspaper or magazine, the words "Python Disaster" did not appear, or even vaguely mentioned it.

Blockade, naked blockade.

on this

Jiao Meng had expected it, but he didn't understand why he didn't block "Snake Disaster" on the Internet, such as Douban Movie Network.

Baiwei Network has this strength, and it only needs to do a little trick on Baiwei Search, to ensure that no matter how you search out, it will be "Python Disaster".

- Authority!

Regarding Jiao Meng's doubts, Zhou Yishan only explained these two words to him.

At the end, he added: "Tomorrow the day the newspaper will be delivered to every corner of the country." ”

Sent to the whole country, not sold!

Jiao Meng thought that Zhou Zhoushan had said that it was not to make money, so he perfectly implemented the strategy of "sending it to the whole country".

Newspapers are delivered to vegetable markets, newspapers to movie theaters, and newspapers to restaurants...... As long as the newspaper can tell the above article more completely, you can go to the supermarket to pick up something...... For this reason, Tianya Entertainment spent a huge amount of 200 million yuan.

……

"Are the three gubernatorial candidates in this state really Mark Twain, Zhao Gangfu and Qin Lianda?"

"Yes!"

"These people are really shameless in order to be officials, are there really more than a dozen children of different colors and ages rushing up to shout Mark Twain's father ......on the day of the election?"

"Yes, I saw it in person by the third aunt and the second aunt of Lao Wang's uncle next door!"

"What kind of face do you need to be an official?"

"It's also ......"

"It seems that there is no Mark Twain in the gubernatorial candidates of Netherland, and the other two are indeed surnamed Zhao and Qin, but the names are not. ”

"What a pseudonym!

"This "Talking about the End of the World" is really bold......"

"If you don't have three, two, three, how dare you end the nest!"

……

"Is Jim's hairball divination real?"

"I tried, it didn't work!"

"Did you recite the incantation?"

"How do I know a spell? Damn Mark Twain didn't write the spell, he should have been fucked when he was running for governor......"

"Then do you think that Fain will marry the white first and then the black, the rich first and then the poor? Will he be President Sam or go to the guillotine?"

"You mother-in-law talks a lot, and you don't cook, how do I know, I'm not Mark Twain......"

"Do you want more than a dozen children of different colors to call you dad, my mother will stop serving, go find the mother of your children of different colors to serve you!"

……

PS: A new rendition of the next movie "The Shawshank Redemption"