Chapter 2: Flirting with the Elves
Chapter 2: Flirting with the Elves
Jessica is an ordinary elven priest who has been assigned by the high priest to go to a mass grave near the human-inhabited town of Richie to investigate the situation of a demon agent buried there a month ago.
"For the glory of the elves!" the high priest's face was full of fanaticism for the Moonlight Goddess, "if that demon agent is still lingering...... My child, don't hesitate to give him a shot of moonlight and let him go to meet their demon god sooner!"
Jessica had just been promoted from a trainee priest to a forest priest, and she was so confident in her magical abilities that she stepped into the land of the dead without even a single elven warrior servant.
But as soon as she stepped here, she regretted it...... A strong sense of fear hit the fragile heart, and she strongly suppressed the trembling of her body, trembling and raising her hands, and began to pray to the goddess of the moonlight.
In her innocent and beautiful eyes, a huge pillar of fire rose from the ground and soared into the sky.
The moon god is above...... Jessica's heart began to tremble, that location was the place where the demon agents were buried.
"Soul Tyrant Slash!" Liu Aiguo compressed the spiritual power of his whole body and swung out the knife in his hand. The huge blade formed by the flames continued to widen the gap that had just been broken through by the pillar of fire.
"Bah, Bah......" With a body of dirt, the big agent finally jumped out of the dirt that had trapped him for a month, and the fresh air made him feel more comfortable.
"Damn, it's better on the ground...... this guy put away the treasure knife and sighed at the moon, "Look at this moon, it's still so white and bright, like a big steamed bun...... Look at the sky......
Whenever he sighed about the feeling of being reincarnated, a crisp coquettish voice interrupted his messy lyricism.
"Moon...... Moonlight!"
An ominous premonition flashed through his heart, and Liu Aiguo couldn't help but take a step back, and then a beam of white moonlight fell from the sky, shining on the place where he had just stood.
The pungent smell of burning suddenly penetrated his nostrils.
"Damn, which shameless sneak attack on me?" Liu Aiguo looked around vigilantly, and what came into his eyes was nothing but the grave or the grave...... By the way, there is also an elf MM who trembles slightly and wears a moon-white gauze robe.
"What a fucking thin ......" Liu Aiguo swallowed his saliva, his eyes almost popped out, and he secretly scored the hot body of Elf MM.
"My breasts are a little smaller...... There can probably be 34C, give it an 8 points...... The ass is good, it's stiff and warped, and it's the best...... ...... out of a fraction"
"Next...... Dirty demons!" Jessica was stared at by Liu Aiguo's wolf-like hair, and felt as if her body had been stripped naked and placed in front of his eyes, allowing him to peep naked.
"Little MM, this is wrong!" Liu Aiguo disagreed, "Everyone has a love for beauty, women have good figures and beautiful faces, they are for men!"
This hooligan theory was told to him by his father, who had been a bandit and was later told by his united front father.
"Shameless!" Jessica was furious, anger overriding her fear, and she stretched out her slender fingers and began to call on the Spirits of Nature.
"Moonlight Summoning!Earth Bear!"
As she sang a few nice notes, the earth began to shake. Liu Aiguo pricked up his ears and heard what seemed to be a behemoth running wildly from the forest behind Jessica. His expression was solemn, and instead of holding the hilt of his sword, he pulled out the pistol in his arms.
As an excellent agent, Liu Aiguo once learned a knife technique from a master of national arts, called "Five Tiger Broken Door Knife". It's just that this set of knife techniques is in the hands of the master, and the gold is broken. And in his hands, it was quite pleasant to chop the watermelon.
The master of Guoshu said that he had no talent for martial arts, and he himself preferred marksmanship. Because of the relationship between the "soul fire" soul slashing knife, he vaguely recalled the Five Tigers Broken Door Knife, this set of knife techniques is one of the main equipment routines of Shaolin Bafa Gate, and its actions are mainly teasing, chopping, wiping, stomping, splitting, collapsing, hooking, and hanging. The second is piercing, cutting, twisting, racking, sweeping knife, etc., combined with wrist flowers, back flowers, head wrapping, and brain wrapping. Agile elves, strong and powerful, brave and vigorous, and have both expressions, it is a set of difficult knife skills. But Liu Aiguo racked his brains, and he could only think of the five knives, teasing, chopping, wiping, splitting, and collapsing. He combined his soul slaying knife ability to create a set of messy "patriotic knife techniques".
Trapped in a coffin, he was bored and studied his marksmanship again. There are also guns in this world, but they are still at the stage of revolvers, and most of them are still based on gunpowder and small steel bullets.
In order to make his marksmanship flourish in this world, he created a new marksmanship...... Use spiritual power to make bullets!
......The creature that caused the riot finally appeared, taking it was an earthy yellow giant bear, and after a wild run, it stopped beside the elf MM, and the two basketball version of the earth eyes stared greedily at Liu Aiguo's thin body, and the corners of his mouth were sparkling with saliva.
Liu Aiguo's heart was furious, and he had an illusion...... The guy doesn't seem to have eaten dinner yet.
"This is my contract pet, the Beast D-class Earth Bear!" seemed to have a strong backer, Jessica's chest was very high, and the mountain peaks under a pile of tulle almost blinded Liu Aiguo's eyes.
"Don't look at it as only D-class, but it has an innate magic immunity system, your fire magic is useless! The elf looked very proud, and the earth bear felt the trust of his master, and stood up with a snort, revealing his white belly. At this time, Liu Aiguo could see the height of this earth bear, which was definitely 5 meters high, and the two huge fleshy palms were estimated to be the size of wheels. This guy estimated in his heart that he would be able to slap himself into the ground with just one palm.
"Bang ......" But Liu Aiguo won't give the Earth Bear this chance, he raised it, and with a light shot, a milky white spiritual power bullet roared out, drilling through the left eye of the Earth Bear, and flying out of the back of the head, bringing out white ** and red blood flowers.
The "Plop ......" shot directly crushed the brain of the D-class contract pet, and the Earth Bear didn't even let out a scream, and fell to the ground with a thud, kicking up a large cloud of dust.
The elf's eyes were wide open and full of consternation, and he didn't even have time to grieve for the death of his contract pet.
"You, you, you, you ......" A man and a woman, staring at each other for a long time, the elf MM remembered to shed tears. But out of fear, she began to stutter again, "You actually killed my pet...... 55555555555......”
"Cry P!" Liu Aiguo was so annoyed that the woman cried, he roared angrily, and the elf snorted, and no matter how many tears were left, they all returned to the tear glands.
"If the pet is gone, go find another one! Who let your big dog scare me, I deserve to die!" To be honest, Liu Aiguo's shot just now was purely a conditioned reflex, and the giant bear was going to stand up and demonstrate, but the big agent thought that it was going to attack him, and he naturally came to preemptively strike after he had always pursued speed, accuracy, and ruthlessness.
"You...... Where do you let me go to find such a cute baby bear again......" The elf's words were simply invincible, and Liu Aiguo was speechless for a moment. Too lazy to bother with this big-breasted woman again, he asked viciously.
"Chick, is there a Hunter Guild around here?" This guy has already started to think of hugging the big ship of the Hunter Guild, and he wants to use the hunter's power to inquire about the way to return to Earth...... Although this world is very good, there is an elf MM with such a strong body for him to tease. But he lacks a sense of belonging here, and Earth is where he really wants to return...... Especially, the girlfriend he just found at the Academy of Fine Arts!
I'm X, this guy suddenly remembered, and couldn't help but scold. His girlfriend is a well-known school girl in the Academy of Fine Arts, and there is no shortage of suitors. He's not here for a while, and I don't know if I'll give him a green hat.
The elf's face turned white, thinking that this barbaric, powerful and terrifying demon was scolding her, and her words were even more unfavorable.
"5555, yes, there's a ...... 5555......”
"Don't cry!
"5555555555555555......" Liu Aiguo's fierce look completely frightened the elf MM, she let it go, and simply howled and cried.
Liu Aiguo has no choice now, it's okay to scare people, this guy never beats women.
"You...... If you're crying, I'll cut off your pet's head!" he said nonsense when he saw the dead bear lying on the ground.
I didn't expect this trick to be very good for the elves.
"Demon ...... It's really a demon race without humanity......" The elf leaned down and lay on top of the corpse of the Earth Bear, "Every creature in nature is worthy of respect, I ...... Even if I die, I can't let you insult the body of the baby bear again!"
The sudden strength of the elf made Liu Aiguo silent, and he suddenly liked this little elf who was a little confused.
"Answer my question seriously, I can give up the brutal whipping of your baby bear!" As a sign of sincerity, the guy put away his pistol.
"You, you ask. Jessica confessed her infidelity to the Moonlight Goddess in her heart, and actually succumbed to the obscenity of a demon.
"Where's the nearest hunter's guild here?"
"It's ...... It's just down the street next to the town center square in Ridgetown. Along...... Follow the road all the way and you'll see the sign of the Hunter's Guild, that...... That's a big sign......"
"Oh......" Liu Aiguo pondered for a moment, and then remembered a more serious question.
"Do you have gold coins on you?" As the saying goes, if you don't have any money, you can't move an inch. Although Liu Aiguo still has a few RMB in his pocket, it is a pity that he is a blank sheet of paper in this world.
"I didn't ...... No, I never walk around human territory, and I don't have gold on me......"
There was no way, Liu Aiguo could only raise his legs and leave. He thought very well in his heart, when he joined the Hunter Guild and completed a few small tasks, he would have money. When that happens, buy yourself clean clothes, then find a place to take a hot bath and have a good meal. If possible, he wants to see the young lady who knows this world, but he doesn't know if any elves are willing to come out and sell ......
He let out a few ** laughs, and in the stunned gaze of the elf, he disappeared into the night in a few moments.
All the way along the path pointed to him by the elf MM, he continued to perform instantaneous steps, and one step could instantly cross a distance of more than ten meters. In the blink of an eye, he enters a quiet town, surrounded by mostly Romanesque bluestone and wood-paneled buildings, giving the protagonist the illusion of returning to the medieval Roman Empire.
In order to save spiritual power, as soon as he entered the town, Liu Aiguo stopped his momentary steps, changed to walking, and slowly looked for the town center square. It was late at night, and there were no pedestrians in the town, except for a few soldiers in improvised silver and white armor patrolling back and forth. Seeing the hero walking in general, no one was surprised.
Black-haired and black-eyed demons, they will see a lot of them every day.
This Ridge Town is not small, and I don't know how long it took to walk, Liu Aiguo finally found a big sign with "Hunter Guild Branch in Ridge Town". Don't say it, it's really magnificent, and it is estimated that falling down can kill a large row of pedestrians.
It's just that it's too late, and the guild hasn't opened.
Finding the target, Liu Aiguo also breathed a sigh of relief, held the knife, sat down against the gate of the Hunter Guild, his head was messy, and he fell asleep in a daze after a while. He was so tired, although he had been lying in the coffin for a month, he had been using his spiritual power because of the relationship between the sword soul devouring the soul. At this point, it can be regarded as truly relaxing......