Chapter 3 Lao Tzu wants to be a big thief

"Hey, comrade, you can't go up!" a woman of the level of an aunt stood downstairs, trying to stop the man who was rushing in.

"Fuck off, my girlfriend is up there!"

Liu Aiguo pushed away this annoying dormitory aunt and ran to his girlfriend's bedroom out of breath, only to find that the door was locked. And inside the door, there was a blood-pumping gasp out of nowhere. This voice Liu Aiguo is so familiar that he can hum it when he closes his eyes.

"I'm X, I've only been gone for two days, you little girlie really dare to cuckold me!" Liu Aiguo was furious, his fists rattled, and the green tendons on it exploded.

"Bang!" he kicked open the locked door, trying to shoot the dog man and woman.

As a result, the door kicked open, and he was dumbfounded. Lying inside turned out to be a beautiful elf MM, with pointed ears and a bumpy figure...... And next to her lay a bear. Hearing the door kicked open, the bear stood up and lit a cigarette unhurriedly.

The bear looked at him and spoke.

"I'm X, where did I come from, sleeping in front of Lao Tzu's door, and I'm going to sleep at home. ”

Liu Aiguo woke up in a flicker, and the dazzling sunlight made him a little unacceptable for a while. It's like a vampire hiding in a coffin, and all of a sudden it hurts when the sun shines...... Liu Aiguo was depressed by this thought, and he remembered that he had indeed been trapped in a coffin for a month.

"Wake up, wake up, go home and go to sleep, don't delay our work. Through the gap between his fingers to block out the sun, Liu Aiguo saw a hairy bear man (one of the orcs) yelling at him.

By the way, this is the Hunter Guild! Liu Aiguo stood up suddenly, he remembered that this was not the earth, nor the black coffin, but the Hunter Guild in Ridge Town.

"Really, where did the drunkard come from...... a woman with pale skin and a sharp voice glanced at him, "It's still a demon, and it is estimated that he was kicked out by a famous family......"

"See, if you don't learn magic well, you'll be like that guy in the future......" This is a great mother teaching her child, and she didn't make Liu Aiguo's nose crooked.

"This brother, the knife is good. At this moment, a tall, thin man came up from the crowd and smiled gently at him.

"Hehe, it's okay to ......" Liu Aiguo also smiled, he didn't feel the hostility of this man, so he didn't reject the other party's trap.

"My name is Liszt, and I'm here to recruit hunters, what about you?" the other party took out a box of cigarettes from his pocket and handed it to Liu Aiguo, "Get one?"

And the agent was so shocked that he almost dropped the knife in his hand. Fragrant...... Cigarettes, he doesn't know what to say, in this world, there are cigarettes!

"Oh, oh...... Good. My name is Liu Aiguo. He took the familiar and unfamiliar object and tucked it gently into his lips.

The man named Liszt took out another box of matches, struck one, and lit Liu Aiguo's cigarette.

"Ahem......" The cigarette came a little suddenly, and Liu Aiguo, an old smoker, was choked.

"Can't smoke?" Liszt raised an eyebrow and put the cigarette back in his pocket.

"No, it's just a long time since I smoked. Liu Aiguo doesn't want to spend so many brain cells thinking about these problems. He waved his hand, and then said, "My name is Liu Aiguo, and I am also here to recruit hunters." Why don't you smoke it yourself?"

"Hehe, I won't. Liszt smiled gently, "But with it, it is convenient for me to meet friends." ”

This theory made Liu Aiguo staggered, which is too similar to the one on the earth.

"Well, I agree. ”

"Hehe, let's go in together. ”

"Hmm. Liu Aiguo snuffed out the cigarette in his hand and carefully put it in his pocket.

When Liszt saw this, he smiled, escaped from his pocket with the cigarette case and matches, and threw them to the big smoker.

"It's all for you, and I won't anyway. ”

......

"My name is Liszt, and I want to be a hunter. "The person in charge of the front desk who applied for the job was the woman with very white skin and a very sharp voice.

"Test it, how many levels of battle spirit. The woman didn't look up, but pointed to a white crystal ball on the table.

"Okay. Liszt smiled and gently placed his right hand on it, and the crystal ball lit up with a yellow glow.

The woman raised her head suddenly, revealing a pair of goldfish eyes, and her thick lips became O-shaped.

"Three...... Level 3 Battle Qi!" The woman's mouth opened wide in surprise, and little stars appeared in her eyes, "You, you inside, please!" She stood up, bent down and invited Liszt through a door behind her.

"Okay. Li Szt also owed a slight owe as a sign of politeness, and then turned around and gave Liu Aiguo a thumbs up, "I'll wait for you inside, Liu Aiguo." ”

I don't know why this sentence, Liu Aiguo sounded very uncomfortable, as if he was going to be arrested in prison. He pursed his lips and walked over to the female front desk who had sat back down.

"I signed up. ”

"Test the morale. The woman didn't look up, but pointed to the crystal ball beside her.

What is the war spirit? Liu Aiguo did not have many memories in his devoured soul, and he did not know what this war spirit was. He didn't know the bottom of his mind, but he still put his hand on the glass ball.

The glass ball didn't light up, not even a white light.

"No fighting spirit...... the woman pouted, she looked up, and when she saw the big agent, her mouth immediately pursed even more crookedly.

"It's you, a drunken demon, so let's try your magic. She pressed the crystal a few times, "Alright, now test the magic." ”

I don't know if spiritual power is magic power, Liu Aiguo has the attitude of trying it out, and puts his big hand on it again.

Glass balls are still glass balls, there is no reaction at all.

"Puff ......," the goldfish-eyed woman laughed, "no war, no magic, and you still want to be a hunter? ”

"You ......" Liu Aiguo gritted his teeth angrily, but couldn't say anything. He really doesn't understand magic power, and he doesn't know what battle qi is, isn't there anything in this world to test spiritual power?

"Please get out, gentleman. Before he could say anything, the bear man who began to appear came over, worthy of the orc clan, his strength was great, he reached out and grabbed Liu Aiguo's collar and threw him out of the door.

"I suggest you go back and get a little stick and be a thief, it's much more realistic than you are!" the bear man spat on the ground, bared a mouthful of fangs, and stretched out his paws to make an insulting gesture.

"I'm X......" Liu Aiguo flipped over in the air and fell to the ground, angry, and said in his heart, You are a brute, how dare you insult me like this! Before he could pull out his gun, a black figure jumped out, bringing up a bloody light, and the bear man's palm suddenly had an extra blood mark.

At that moment, Liu Aiguo saw very clearly that it was a small man in a black suit who jumped out, and wanted to use the small dagger in his hand to cut off the bear man's arm, but the bear man's reaction was not slow, and he took it back in time, only scratching a small wound.

"Kakashi the flower thief!" the bear-man looked tense as he saw the face of the visitor.

"It's your grandfather and me!" The short man named Kakashi took a step back, next to Liu Aiguo, and patted him on the shoulder.

"Brother, it's okay, these hunters have always been so blind to each other, and they dare to slander us thieves, it's really lifeless. ”

Liu Aiguo's hand trembling when he touched the gun, and he said in his heart, when did Lao Tzu become a thief!

"Damn, it turns out that you two are in a gang!" the bear man gritted his teeth, and the pair of copper bell-like eyes widened as if he was going to eat two people. With a wave of his paws, three hunters ran out from behind him, one with a sword, one with a staff, and one with a double sword.

Liu Aiguo slowly pulled out his pistol, and glanced at the shrunken man named Kakashi beside him helplessly, and said in his heart that he might not be able to be good today.

Well, then I'll be a big thief.

"I say, Brother Bearman. He was in a bad mood, and with a gloomy face, he asked, "How can I become a great thief?"

"Hahaha......" the bear man laughed, "then you don't need to ask, of course it's to kill a lot of people, let the military pay attention to you, the higher the bounty for you, the greater your thief's reputation." However, I'm afraid you won't have this chance!I can take you today, and Kakashi, the flower thief, and my level can be raised by one level!" With that, he took the lead and pounced on him waving two bear paws.

"Brother, be careful, I'll go first!" The flower thief saw that the situation was not good, and with a smear of oil under his feet, he turned around and slipped away like a gust of wind.

"Don't let anyone want to leave today!" the mage hunter waved his wand, and a wall of ice that was bubbling cold immediately erected in front of Kakashi.

"Hmph......" Liu Aiguo raised his hand at the smiling bear man, condensed the spiritual power on his body, and shot him in the head.

"Bang!" As if a watermelon had exploded, the headless bear man slowly fell to the ground amid the exclamations of the crowd.

"I'm afraid it's you who doesn't have a chance. The remaining three hunters, as well as the flower thief Kakashi, were all stunned, probably frightened by this shot.

"You, what kind of marksmanship are you......" The magician's skin was already very white, and it was even more bloodless at this time.

"Murderous marksmanship...... Liu Aiguo didn't bother to talk nonsense with him, and raised his hand to solve him with one shot. To be honest, he began to hate these hunters, arrogant, arrogant, and didn't have anything to like him. Fortunately, he didn't become a hunter, and he began to rejoice.

The remaining two hunters panicked, they were just the most ordinary E-level hunters, and the guy with a gun in front of him also had the strength of C-level or above, and they were not opponents at all.

So they chose the most correct tactic and fled. The leopard man even threw away two big knives, used all fours, and ran on the ground with an astonishing speed!

"Bang, bang......" Liu Aiguo blew out the green smoke from the muzzle of the gun and said, "Joke, can you two run past bullets?"

This is the woman in charge of the front desk who is firmly sitting in the doorway, her legs trembling.

"You, you...... Stay back...... Who are you, who are you?" this woman didn't expect that a thief would dare to kill at the door of the Hunter Guild, which was tantamount to challenging the dignity of the entire Hunter Guild.

"Remember, Lao Tzu's name is Liu Aiguo!" Liu Aiguo glared viciously at the woman who was still laughing at him arrogantly just now, and pinned the gun back to his waist. Then he took out the half of the cigarette from his pocket, lit it in his mouth, and took a big puff of it, and his expression was so comfortable that he couldn't smoke it.

After all, the woman had also seen some people in the world, and when she found that Liu Aiguo didn't want to kill him, she slowly touched the door and climbed up.

It was Liszt who heard the movement outside, and also walked out, leaning against the door, looking at the agent who could no longer fight alongside him, and smiled slightly.

"Brother, it seems that the two of us can't be hunters together. ”

"It doesn't matter. Liu Aiguo shrugged his shoulders, "I want to be a thief now, big thief." ”

"Okay, let's see who will be more famous in the future. Liszt smiled even more, raised his hand, and made a cheering gesture.

"Good idea, I like it!" Liu Aiguo laughed, he stretched out his right hand, picked up the cigarette, raised it up, and then turned to leave. He wanted to hunt down a few famous hunters, or military heads, to make a name for himself.

"Brother, take me!" followed him by a dark shadow, the short flower thief named Kakashi.

When the two of them were far away, the woman suddenly looked at Liszt who was smiling next to her with a very cold face.

"As a hunter, why don't you kill those two thieves?"

"Dear lady, of course I am a hunter, there is no doubt about that......" Liszt smiled, and suddenly his smile sank, and his originally gentle smile became very evil. Out of nowhere, a silver cross-sword appeared in his empty hand, the blade of which rested on the woman's neck.

"But you have no right to interfere with my actions! Also, I don't want to attack this thief for a while. ”

"For ...... Why ......"

"Because, in his body, I smell the smell of fate......"