Mars 95.Self-respecting fart

"Li Xunhuan, Li Xunhuan, this name is too good!"

"Is that young man's sword fast, or is Li Xunhuan's knife fast?"

"There's no way to compare! After all, it's two weapons. ”

"I'm really looking forward to a fight between them......"

"Do you think they're going to drink and get into a fight?"

"Damn, how do I know, I'm not an ancient dragon. ”

"I wonder what's going to happen next?"

"Go and order the newspaper! Now order half a year and get half a year, how cost-effective, this newspaper will still be returned to me!"

"Stingy, isn't it just a newspaper?

"Don't you know that this newspaper can be changed for a pot of oil?"

"Holy, why didn't I?"

"You're still lazy and sleep until night, and there are people who send it one by one during the day today, and your family should also send it!"

"It's a day, who stole my oil?"

……

Baiwei Community.

Catwoman: Ah............hhh

Not easy to be crazy: What's wrong? Catwoman has convulsions again?

Brother: This morning, I skipped class to go to the movies, it's my first time

Catwoman: Love to go or not, don't go to return the ticket to me

Brother: I skipped class, will I not go?

Don't ask about this life: wait for me, I've escaped

……

The latest score of the Douban movie on the second day:

"Anaconda Disaster" scored 9.4 points.

The rating has decreased, mainly because the number of people who are scared to give a score of 1 has increased.

"Snake Plague" scored 4.2 points.

The increase in ratings is mainly due to the influx of a large number of fans of Cai Hekui and Lin Yi.

At one o'clock in the evening, the latest box office statistics of the Sam's Empire Film Guild were released.

First place: "Snake Plague" 19.68 million.

Eighth place: "Python Disaster" 5.28 million

On this day, only two films were screened in the entire Sam's Empire.

"Snake Plague" is still 6,000 canvases, with four screenings and an attendance rate of 41%.

"Anaconda Disaster" 131 canvases, four screenings, 100% occupancy.

Qin's Pictures.

The phone rang non-stop, Qin Yufei frowned and unplugged the phone line.

After thinking about it, he took out his mobile phone and turned it on, and sent a message: "What are you going to eat? Tomorrow, it will operate like "The End of the World", and tell those theaters that if you want to continue to open, you will stick to it for me, and I will be responsible for the loss." ”

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Baiwei Community

Douban movie

Reading vertically and horizontally

Mark Twain!

Gurlogne!

Monday Mountain ......

Qin Yufei was a little distracted, she felt that Baiwei Network and Tianya Entertainment were like two solid giant nets, firmly netting her.

But she obviously thinks a little too highly of herself, in Zhou Yishan's eyes, she is at most a good-looking woman, at least now she has no sexual interest in her.

What are the hidden forces? They are all bullying the weak and afraid of the hard.

So many people can't catch a single person, and they are afraid of losing their soldiers like tigers.

The overall situation is important, and the bullshit is important to focus on the overall situation, but it is just to find a high-sounding excuse for himself to escape.

Thinking of this, Qin Yufei was a little resentful, and wanted to scold a dirty word "Cao Nima", but years of ladylike education did not allow her to do this.

It's a dog!

Lady Qin Yufei finally scolded a dirty word.

Zhou Yishan didn't know this, including all the information on the Internet, he didn't know, he just needed to ask the results.

Obviously, Lu Gaoxuan and Jiao Meng did a good job, Zhao Zilu and Sun Zhongping didn't show up at all, what they did was the work behind the scenes, which was equivalent to one-on-one assistance.

However, Nie Yuxuan has not yet achieved results, but she also called back, and the matter is already clear.

At this time, Zhou Yishan was very uncomfortable answering the phone.

"Is it Mr. Zhou Zhoushan? I'm a student of Shenghua Kyoto Theater Academy, will you continue your studies at the school?" a woman's voice asked cautiously.

"Oh, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, of course I have to continue my studies, but I've been delayed recently because of some urgent matters!" Zhou Yishan said hands-free.

Next to him, Li Chengxue, Zhang Xiaolan, Xiao Ruoyu, Li Qin, Jiang Xun'er, and Mi Si stared at him with fierce eyes.

Ao Wei was gobbling up food on the side.

"The day after tomorrow, on the 24th, our school has an annual meeting, can you come to attend? The woman said.

Do I need credits?

One credit would have impressed me, if not......

"The day after tomorrow......" Zhou Yishan groaned, he didn't have anything to do, the key was that the eyes of the six girls were too bad.

"Is Mr. Zhou now that he is famous, he looks down on the school?" said the woman jokingly.

"Okay, no problem!" replied Zhou Zhoushan.

"Thank you, senior, at eight o'clock the night after tomorrow, see you or leave!" the woman said excitedly.

Countless knives pierced in an instant, Zhou Yishan turned a blind eye, he was already used to it, and kissed Zhang Xiaolan as soon as he pulled it, but ......

Today it did not achieve the effect he expected, and in the past, when he did this, others would scatter.

Because Zhang Xiaolan always follows him in everything, but her body is more sensitive than Li Chengxue, she will definitely hum with a little flirtation.

"We're going the day after tomorrow!" the girls said undoubtedly, and after speaking, they pulled Ao Wei away.

"Lord...... I ......"

Zhang Xiaolan blushed with shame, her eyes were about to drip water, and she endured it so hard in front of everyone.

"I'll check if you've been lazy in cultivation during this time?" Zhou Yishan picked her up and whispered in her ear.

"I only checked it last night!" Zhang Xiaolan hugged Zhou Zhoushan's neck and said in a greasy voice.

"Really, it's another day, so it's time to check!"

"I'll only check it out once tonight......!"

"Oh......"

Zhou Yishan was only going to inspect it once, but he didn't expect Zhang Xiaolan to take the initiative to let him check it again, and finally went to check Li Chengxue's cultivation for two hours.

The master is lonely!

The second daughter is not an opponent at all!

"Xuanjinzi Dragon Gate Technique" has two cultivation methods: "gradual method" and "sudden method", the difference lies in the speed of cultivation, and the ultimate purpose is to produce Yin Dan.

In order to be able to let the second daughter smoothly produce the Yin Pill, they all practice the "gradual method", and Zhou Yishan does not have such good patience, plus the Taiji diagram is the harmony of yin and yang, and there is no need to accumulate slowly, so the cultivation is the "Sudden Method", one is quick, one is gradual, and the second daughter is certainly not an opponent.

However, the effect of passing the cultivation inspection is still very good, and now not only Li Chengxue, but even Zhang Xiaolan has already produced the Yin Dan, just wait for the time to come, the Yin Dan will turn into the Yang Dan, and the cultivation will advance by leaps and bounds.

Of course, this kind of cultivation method at the intersection of yin and yang still depends on the intentions of both cultivators, that is, "it is best for partners to be concentric, and the most taboo is ruthless".

If the two sides can't agree with one heart, the "Xuanjin Dragon Gate Technique" will be reduced to a tonic technique.

Fortunately, Li Chengxue and Zhang Xiaolan are both simple-minded women.

This is also one of the reasons why it has been so long and there are so many beautiful women around him, and Zhou Yishan knows their intentions, but he didn't do it.

……

At half past seven in the evening on December 24th.

An RV, Zhou Yishan took the girls to the Kyoto Theater Academy.

But I didn't expect to be stopped at the door.

Student ID?

No!

Brush your face?

The doorman didn't know him at all.

Looking for someone to testify?

Principal Cai Fuzhi, Vice Principal Zhang Yimu, or Gu Xiaomeng?

"Let him in! He's a student at school. A hoarse woman's voice said.

Zhou Zhoushan couldn't help but look over, and said in a trembling voice: "Gu ...... Teacher Gu!"

He thought that he could forget, that time could make him forget, but he didn't expect that the longer the time, the more mellow the memory.

"Zhou Yishan, can't you drive the car to school......"

Gu Xiaomeng couldn't see joy or anger on her face, but the mist in her eyes betrayed her, it was an indescribable feeling.

There is understanding, there is grievance, and there is a bit of lingering compassion......

Zhou Zhoushan just understood her eyes, but he felt extremely distressed, and couldn't help but step forward to take her hand.

But Gu Xiaomeng took a step back and said indifferently: "Classmate Zhou Zhoushan, please respect yourself!"

"Self-respecting fart!" Zhou Yishan suddenly pulled Gu Xiaomeng violently and kissed him domineeringly.

Gu Xiaomeng was stunned for a moment, she didn't expect Zhou Yishan to be so bold, at school, in full view of everyone, he actually dared to ......

But she couldn't think about it, Zhou Yishan seemed to rub her into her body.