Chapter 551: Scarecrow
Scenery.
It is the easiest and most difficult in variety shows.
The simple reason is that the camera is taken out casually and shaken, and after adding post-editing, with the appropriate BGM, it's OK.
But in variety shows, it is very difficult, because it has to be interesting to combine the members with the scenery.
In addition, these three are not comedians, and they can scare each other without scruples, increasing conflicts and highlights, so the whole afternoon's play is only about a few minutes.
It looks more like a youth idol drama.
The young ladies laughed like crazy, jumped like crazy, and took pictures like crazy.
The audience can see that they are in a very good mood, strolling barefoot on the beach, fighting water battles unscrupulously, worshipping Buddha statues devoutly, looking into the distance melancholy, looking at them, the corners of their mouths will unconsciously rise.
The vast majority of the audience has forgotten that there is such a thing as a guest.
It wasn't until the picture turned to Su Yan and the vehicle drove towards the dock that everyone reacted, this is to pick up people.
Later, it was skinned again.
Two figures came out of the boat, and then a thin layer of mosaic was put on.
"I seem to be underestimating my IQ, this?? Why can't you recognize it?"
"Tell me, this mosaic is a joke. ”
"Da Yao is like a firefly in the night, he can't hide it at all. ”
"But whoever is on the side, it looks like a girl. ”
"I understand, the guests are in order, Sister Gong Li represents the entertainment industry, and the two bigwigs are in the business circle, Da Yao and the young lady on the side must be in the sports world, and they are all in one place. ”
Thankfully, the film crew didn't continue to play that boring mosaic.
When Su Yan got out of the car to greet and shake hands, his face was clearly revealed.
Yao Ming & Zhang Yining.
After the camera gave them a close-up, two edited videos were played, which were the excellent performances of the two or athletes respectively, as well as some pictures of awards, reviewing the history of the next two sports bigwigs.
"Two teachers are welcome. Su Yan also specially prepared a big car.
Standing on the side at this time, I felt that Yao Ming was really tall, and he was like a child, and he wanted to look up.
And Zhang Yining's words are completely different feelings, and he can't see the domineering and ruthlessness shown on the court at all.
After a few pleasantries, we got into the car together.
"They didn't know we were coming. Da Yao's voice sounded in a low voice.
"Well, I'm still out and about, not at home. ”
"Then why don't we just go over and prepare some surprises or something?"
"Brother Yao, surprise, how can you hide your head, you can see it at a glance, okay? ”
Zhang Yining on the side said with a smile.
"Hello Sister Ning, this is the second time you have participated in my show. Su Yan said with a smile.
"The second time?" Zhang Yining was very strange: "Isn't it the first time we have met." ”
"Haha, do you remember "Star! Refrigerator", when Ma Xiaolong starred, and then connected with you on the phone, Wang Qian, as the host, also invited you to participate in the show. ”
Zhang Yining recalled for a while, and suddenly realized: "That show is also directed by you, what a coincidence, this has to have... 4 or 5 years. ”
"That's right!" Su Yan was also very happy.
After that, the two of them chatted very happily, and Da Yao pouted: "This show is not an acquaintance, there is preferential treatment." ”
Su Yan and the others were stunned for a moment, and then laughed.
Da Yao is jealous.
"Okay, it's going to be a while before they come back, if there's anything you want to do, you can discuss. ”
The guests fell into deep thought.
Although there are few people participating in variety shows, I have never eaten pork and watched pig runs, if I appear in a daze, it doesn't seem to be interesting.
"Otherwise. Ah Cha Mei came up with a bad idea: "Let Brother Yao wear old clothes, and then have a stick on his arm, and stand in the vegetable field and pretend to be a scarecrow?"
Yao Ming was stunned, looking at Su Yan's expression that was obviously considering, and was anxious: "If you don't play like this, if you really want to broadcast it like this, you won't have the face to see people in the future." ”
Zhang Yining couldn't help laughing: "Actually, I think this is a good idea, usually you are too serious, showing a cute side, very good, so that the boys of the men's basketball team are no longer afraid of you." ”
Da Yao ignored him and looked at Su Yan for help.
Su Yan adjusted his expression: "No, no, your identity is not suitable to play a scarecrow." ”
Before Yao Ming could relax, he continued.
"But in the end, if there is no other way, then you can only be wronged..."
The audience in front of the TV was very happy.
"I found that the director and the big demon king played very well together, and when they sang and harmonized, Da Yao was going to be badly played. ”
"Scarecrow, why are you looking forward to it so much? ”
"I think there is no sense of disobedience, Da Yao will follow. ”
"I suspect Allen Guo is snickering. ”
Naturally, let Yao Ming pretend to be a scarecrow, he must not do it, if Xiao Nanyuan would definitely do it unconditionally, after all, doing a show can not only consider the effect, but also the consequences.
However, after discussing here for a long time, in the end, although there were a lot of proposals, but because of Yao Ming's height, he could only give up in the end.
"Sister Ning, I have a question here, which many viewers want to ask, why is there the title of Great Demon King?"
Zhang Yining smiled: "If I say I don't know, you may not be able to." ”
Everyone nodded in unison.
"Actually, I just debuted for a long time and I didn't appear in the world rankings. ”
Da Yao was interested: "Why?"
"Because the world ranking requires a certain number of losing matches to be able to participate in the rankings. ”
Da Yao didn't speak, but drew circles against the glass.
Ah Cha excitedly held her mobile phone: "I have seen a lot of jokes about Sister Ning and you, and the depiction is very real, just have the opportunity, can you prove it?"
Zhang Yining nodded.
"You said to your daughter, you can play with the gold medal, but you can't play the silver medal, because that's it. If you want to play the silver medal, you have to find your Uncle Wang Hao, he has a lot of them, and they are all serial. If you want to play the bronze medal, go to your Aunt Ai Fukuhara, she has a lot of them, remember to bring some small cookies when you come back. ”
"Hahaha!" the whole car was laughing.
"I didn't say that. Zhang Yining finally managed to control his expression.
Ah Cha nodded, and continued.
"Once after the game with Ai Fukuhara, the coach said to you: Why don't you let a few?, and you replied: I let it. The coach said, "You should do this." You say, "I'm afraid she won't be able to take it when she's beaten like this."
Another time, it was also a game with Ai Fukuhara, Wang Nan and Guo Yue sat on the side, and said anxiously: You let a few let a few, you see that she is going to cry again.
... Is it true that all of the above is true?"
There were several in a row, and everyone who listened was dumbfounded.
"I don't deny it..."Zhang Yining said with a smile, and everyone fell down.
Then the audience was unhappy.
Because the show ended after the Great Demon King said this.
And the trailer that came out later seemed to have something different.
After the members came back, they were really surprised to see the two, and then a group of five people went to the beach to catch the sea, Zhang Yining caught a crab and laughed, and the camera suddenly changed to night.
Haiqing said that he wanted to use the "Michelin" chef, but after the person came to stun everyone, he left a suspense and there was no more.
On the Internet, there is a whimper.
"Pit daddy, this is, this is just a variety show, why bury so many pits. ”
"I thought that after knowing who the guest was, I could quietly board for a week, but I thought..."
"It's so painful to chase a variety show, it's simple. ”
(Six watches, 13,000 words, the bigwigs are still satisfied)
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