"What do you care where I came from with so many desert questions! Hurry up and listen carefully!" Dong Shiyu glanced at Tang Xiaoxiang again, and then continued to ask questions:

"If you walk in a desert where the eye can see, you have broken ......"

"Wait a minute!"

Tang Xiaoxiang interrupted her again, and said with a cute expression:

"Why do I always walk in the desert?

"You have to be in the desert!" Dong Shiyu said with a temper and a little excitement after being interrupted continuously.

"Oh, can I bring more water this time? I don't want to run out of water in the desert!"

"Poof!

As soon as Tang Xiaoxiang finished saying this, Mi Luo and Xiao Lingxue on the side laughed, and Dong Shiyu was also amused by Tang Xiaoxiang's cute expression.

She thought to herself, I haven't seen her for a holiday, this Tang Xiaoxiang's IQ is good, and now she knows that she has blocked the direction of the topic in advance.

But of course she couldn't let Tang Xiaoxiang get her wish, so she said, "No! You are still out of water for three days this time!"

"Oh!" Tang Xiaoxiang said with an aggrieved expression.

Dong Shiyu looked at Tang Xiaoxiang's aggrieved expression, and got goosebumps on her body and said:

"Can you please stop making such a disgusting expression! You're a gentleman, girl!"

After speaking, she didn't pay attention to Tang Xiaoxiang and continued to ask the question: "You are in the desert, the water has been cut off for three days, and you suddenly find that there are two glasses of water in front of you......"

Speaking of this, she paused for a moment, glanced at Tang Xiaoxiang, and saw himself muttering there: "It's okay, there are only two glasses of water!"

Dong Shiyu looked at Tang Xiaoxiang with a relieved expression and thought: Heh, with this IQ, I will win!

She continued with what she had just said:

"You suddenly found that there are two glasses of water in front of you, one for Aunt and Milo's footwash, and one for the two of them, which one will you drink?"

When Xiao Lingxue and Milo heard this question, they took both of them with them, and they pulled Dong Shiyu together.

"What are you talking about, can you drink the foot wash and bath water?"

"Oh, maybe that's a thing, maybe someone has such a unique taste, and likes to drink your footwash or bath water!"

After speaking, she glanced at Tang Xiaoxiang, who was deep in thought, with mischievous eyes.

Tang Xiaoxiang's mind is now in turmoil! What is the problem!

This is even more excessive than the question of poison just now, poison is terrible and poisons people, but no matter which question he chooses, it will be considered a heavyweight pervert!

Damn, this Dong Shiyu probably deliberately made such a question that he couldn't answer to make it difficult for him. So if she refuses to answer, she wins!

"Why didn't you find out that this girl's conscience is so bad!" Tang Xiaoxiang thought to himself.

However, if you want to force yourself to admit defeat like this!

My brother has now reached the point where he can be shameless for money, and he will be afraid of you!

You must know that if Jiang Lao hadn't come forward to help him clear his name before, he would have had a perverted reputation, so what if he added another one now!

Besides, he also believes that this matter is so great that it will only become a joke for Dong Shiyu to laugh at herself in the future, and she will not say it.

In that case, I'm afraid!

Thinking of this, Tang Xiaoxiang thought about it carefully and felt that the taste of the foot wash water was too heavy!

Bath water! It should be fragrant, right?

Okay, it's the choice!

"I choose, drink Sister Xiao and Milo's bath water!"

Although he felt that he could be shameless for money, after saying this answer, Tang Xiaoxiang still felt extremely ashamed, but no matter how shameful he was, there was inexplicable stimulation.

After her answer was finished, Milo and Xiao Lingxue, who were still dragging Dong Shiyu just now, lowered their heads shyly at the same time.

The two of them thought shyly: Why didn't they find out that this Tang Xiaoxiang has such a heavy taste!

"Haha!"

After looking at the expressions of several people, Dong Shiyu laughed.

After laughing for a while, seeing that she hadn't stopped yet, Tang Xiaoxiang, who was a little embarrassed by her laughter, hurriedly interrupted:

"What are you laughing at? I've told you all the answers! You've lost this game! Even though it's your own store, don't forget to pay for it!"

"Haha, who told you that you won! I really didn't expect you to have such a heavy taste! Haha" Dong Shiyu continued to say with a smile.

"You don't care if my taste is heavy or not, in short, I answered your question and I won!" Tang Xiaoxiang thought that Dong Shiyu wanted to rely on the skin, so he fought for it on the basis of reason.

"Hehe, I've made you listen to the question, and you suddenly find that there are two glasses of water in front of you, a cup of aunt and Milo's foot washing water, and a cup of bath water for both of them. This is 4 cups, there are two normal cups of water, you don't drink it, go drink the bath water, your taste is really heavy!" Dong Shiyu continued to smile and said to Tang Xiaoxiang.

After Tang Xiaoxiang listened to Dong Shiyu's words, the whole person was blindsided:

"It's not two cups? Why are there four cups? There were two cups just now! Why is my head still confused?"

Am I really retarded?

"Hmph, don't play stupid, if you admit that you would rather drink or like to drink bath water, you can also count yourself winning!" Dong Shiyu said to Tang Xiaoxiang with his hands crossed on the table and supporting his head.

Admit your sister!

Admit it, it's not really a hardcore pervert!

"Mom, come and settle the bill!"

Seeing that Tang Xiaoxiang was speechless, Dong Shiyu shouted loudly.

"Okay!"

Aunt Xue heard that they were about to settle the bill, and came over, and then said to a few people:

"A total of 4 people! 28 yuan for one person, a total of 112 yuan!"

"Aunt Xue, this girl is your girl, don't give a discount!"

Tang Xiaoxiang pointed to Dong Shiyu, who was standing aside with his hands in his suspender pockets and whistling softly.

"Hehe, don't mess around, since she did it on your table, she is a customer, and she is God! How can she get a discount!" Aunt Xue glanced at Tang Xiaoxiang with a charming face.

Uh! Co-authoring in your house is not a discount! Aunt Xue, you are doing this business, but you are going to make a fortune!

After Tang Xiaoxiang complained in his heart, he took out his shriveled wallet, turned out 62 yuan in it, and handed it to Aunt Xue.

After Aunt Xue took the money, she nodded and said, "Xiaoxiang, it's not enough!

"That, Aunt Xue, look, how can I be said to be a well-known writer and poet on the Internet from today onwards! Or I'll write you a banner for the fifty yuan, and you hang it on the door, maybe with my star effect, your business can be even more popular!"

Aunt Xue pondered it seriously for a while, and then said, "Forget it! I'm afraid that if you write that thing, you will be treated as my store by the customer for something unclean, so I hang the talisman to ward off evil spirits!"

Do you need me to give you another picture and contraception?

Now Tang Xiaoxiang finally found Dong Shiyu's mouth, so who is the loss!

Seeing that the communication was fruitless, Tang Xiaoxiang took off his shoes, then groped inside, took out a crumpled 50 yuan, and carefully handed it to Aunt Xue.

"Aunt Xue! This is my last money, I've been hiding in my shoes for almost 3 years, you have to be kind to it in the future!"