"Haha!"

on the dining table.

Dong Shiyu looked at Tang Xiaoxiang, who was eating sauerkraut fish with disgust, and seemed to laugh like a tractor from time to time, so he asked Milo and Xiao Lingxue:

"Is he getting carried away?"

Xiao Lingxue said helplessly: "Don't count! He's just getting carried away!"

"The villain has a will!" Milo echoed.

"Hey, you're enough! Why am I getting carried away, how can I be a villain? Familiar, I will sue you for slander if you talk nonsense like this! Hahaha! I'm a writer now, understand?" Tang Xiaoxiang retorted after hearing the words of the women.

Seeing Tang Xiaoxiang's sassy appearance, the three girls glanced at each other, Xiao Lingxue and Milo, who were sitting on the left and right, grabbed one of Tang Xiaoxiang's ears, and Dong Shiyu, who was sitting opposite, picked up the useless soup spoon and knocked it on Tang Xiaoxiang's head.

"Oh, what are you going to do! You are writers who want to abuse the motherland!" Poets!" Tang Xiaoxiang shouted with grins after being attacked.

Dong Shiyu ignored him, and then knocked him on the head with a soup spoon and shouted:

"Writers, right?"

Syllable!

"Poets, right?"

Fear!

"Reds, aren't they?"

Smack!

"Enough is enough, you're going to be angry with me!" Tang Xiaoxiang said loudly after being beaten a few times.

Smack!

"Angry, huh!"

"Don't be angry! I'm convinced!" Tang Xiaoxiang was stunned by the soup spoon, and he hurriedly begged for mercy.

Syllable!

"I don't think you look convinced!" Dong Shiyu.

"Hey, hey, I'm convinced!" Tang Xiaoxiang reluctantly withdrew a smile.

Syllable!

"But I don't think you're convinced!"

"I'm convinced!"

Syllable!

"Why are you still beating me?"

"I don't think your nostrils are convinced!"

The nostrils are not satisfied? You and I are Zhou Erkanga! There are so protruding nostrils.

Tang Xiaoxiang covered his head and thought aggrievedly, in addition to being bullied by the system in this life, he also had to be bullied by these girls all the time!

But I am a writer! a poet! a flower of the future of the motherland! you are bullying me like this!

Seeing Tang Xiaoxiang, who had been completely cowardly if he didn't speak, Dong Shiyu and the others let him go, and the women began to talk and laugh about clothes, accessories, gossip, these things that women must talk about when they gather.

Looking at the few women who were not taking care of themselves, Tang Xiaoxiang was also happy, and began to turn grief and anger into appetite to eat, until he saw that the things served were almost finished, Tang Xiaoxiang burped with satisfaction, and then poured himself a drink, knocked on the table with a cup, interrupted the women who were still chatting about gossip and stood up, and after seeing that the women were looking at him, he took a poet's shelf and said:

"The big river goes east, the waves are exhausted, thousands of ancient romantic characters, who will pay for this meal?"

The girls thought that he had some inspiration to write a poem, but they didn't expect to say this, and everyone gave Tang Xiaoxiang a blank look:

"Don't count the pulls, of course you pay for it!"

"Why! I'm so poor, why should I pay for it, why should I give me a reason!" Tang Xiaoxiang quit, why do you have to pay for yourself.

"Whoever has a low IQ pays for it, is there a problem with this reason?" Dong Shiyu said.

Big problem!

"Why am I so low in IQ! Take out my brain and weigh it two taels more than you! You can't say that this is your store!" Tang Xiaoxiang argued.

"Okay, I'm not convinced, right! I'm making my debut, you answered this meal correctly, I please, if you make a mistake, you can go to the street to buy one of us a little more than a little bit of ice cream!" Dong Shiyu patted the table and said.

"Okay, a gentleman can't chase a horse if he says a word!" Tang Xiaoxiang also patted the table and said.

This stinky girl must still think that she is the Tang Xiaoxiang in the past, and her brain is relatively dull and will not turn.

Now he thinks he's smart!

than intelligence, hehe! Brother has never been afraid of anyone!

Come on!

"Okay, then you have a good question!" Dong Shiyu continued with a smile on her face:

"What would you do if you were walking in a desert where the water had been cut off for three days, and suddenly 10 glasses of water appeared in front of you, 9 of which were poisonous and only 1 was not?"

How do you answer this question? I don't have a testing device, how do I know which glass of water is poisonous and which one is not!

But if you don't detect it, you will be poisoned if you don't drink this water well!

What should I do?

Tang Xiaoxiang quickly thought of the answer in his mind, and Xiao Lingxue and Milo on the side also showed thoughtful expressions.

If you can't tell which cup is poisonous, this problem is not solved!

Tang Xiaoxiang thought about it for a long time and didn't think of a way, he thought to himself that this could be a brain teaser, right?

He let go of his thoughts, and an answer appeared in his head, and he said tentatively:

"I sang lullabies, lullaies the poison in the water, and then drinks any glass of water while it's not looking!

Dong Shiyu looked at him in surprise after hearing the answer.

"Haha, that's right! Now you know my brother's IQ is quacking!"

Tang Xiaoxiang saw Dong Shiyu's surprised expression, thought that he had answered correctly, and laughed loudly.

Dong Shiyu retracted her surprised expression at this time, and said lightly:

"Who said you answered correctly? I'm just surprised, you're not too young, why are you still so naïve? You also sang a lullaby to lull the poison to sleep, why don't you sing the death spell and send the poison back to Xitianna!"

Tang Xiaoxiang's old face turned red when he heard Dong Shiyu's sarcasm, and then he said indignantly:

"Hmph, if my answer is wrong, then tell me what the answer is?"

Dong Shiyu glanced at him and said, "The answer is, you just drink that cup of water that is not poisonous!"

"How do I know which glass of water is not poisonous?" Tang Xiaoxiang shouted.

"Stupid, did I say in the question that you need to distinguish which cup is not poisonous? I just said that the wine glass is poisonous and the cup is not poisonous, and I just asked you what to do! With your IQ, the two taels in your brain that are more than mine should be pig brains! Hehe!"

Tang Xiaoxiang was about to go crazy, and he shouted unconvinced:

"This question doesn't count, you haven't explained it clearly in the question, I'm not convinced!"

"Okay, I'm not convinced, I'll give you another one, if you still can't answer this question, just buy the order obediently!" Dong Shiyu was very open and gave Tang Xiaoxiang another chance.

"Hmph!" Tang Xiaoxiang said with a serious expression.

He now thinks it's not about a meal and a few ice creams!

This is a big question related to his IQ!

He's going to make a name for himself!

"Okay, then I'm going to remind you again, listen to the question, you only have one chance! This question is still about the desert ......."

Tang Xiaoxiang's face was embarrassed:

"Eldest sister, why did you get so many desert problems!"