"None of us have been to Auntie, don't say that we are all simple children, we can't sing, we can't play, let's just talk about our work, I can't wait to work overtime in the company 24 hours a day, how can I have time to go out to play, do you say Auntie?"

Sure enough, it's my own brother! I was so scared that I broke out in a cold sweat.

Zhou Qiang often goes to those places to play, if he tells all his experience of playing, I can guarantee that Jiang Xi's mother will definitely press on my head.

Fortunately, there is no danger!

Yang Xiaojun seemed to have realized the severity of the atmosphere, his small eyes aimed at everyone, no longer laughing, and silently bowed his head to eat.

Jiang Xi's mother was cunning, and swept the expressions on each of our faces, and then still said with a smile, "Xiao Yang, come to drink soup and drink soup, let me tell you, this sauerkraut oyster soup is special supplement!"

I said in my heart, it's not a good thing that they make up more!

Yang Xiaojun drank very well, and he drank it slowly, and just as he was drinking vigorously, Jiang Xi's mother spoke again.

"Alas, Xiao Yang, let me ask you something, it seems that there is a popular word among you young people recently, what is the name of "picking up corpses", what does this word mean?

When danger came, Yang Xiaojun's nerves tensed instantly, and a mouthful of soup stuck in his throat was not swallowed well, choking him to cough.

Jiang Xi's mother hurriedly beat him on the back, "Oh, you kid, why are you in such a hurry?"

I want to tell Jiang Xi's mother, he is not in a hurry, he is scared, and your rank of digging pit is getting higher and higher.

"Ahem, cough, cough!" When the cough was enough, Yang Xiaojun glanced at me, I immediately tightened my skin, the corners of his lips smiled faintly, and then said to Jiang Xi's mother, "Auntie, I'm drinking soup, you suddenly scared me by mentioning the corpse, picking up the corpse, shouldn't it be the work of those workers in the crematorium?"

Jiang Xi's mother's eyes were sharp, but her face was as calm as a cloud, "Alas, what is it!"

Yang Xiaojun was stunned, "No? Whose ancestral grave was dug up? The body was picked up?"

I gave Yang Xiaojun a thumbs up in my heart, and his answer gave me a full score.

Jiang Xi's mother finally sighed, "Forget it, you program apes, too old-fashioned, it's not as fashionable as me, an old woman." ”

"Auntie, what do you say...... What the hell does it mean to pick up corpses?"

Yang Xiaojun is still here, looking like a simple and curious baby who broke the casserole and asked to the end.

Jiang Xi's mother was stunned, hesitated for a moment and said, "Oh, since you don't know, don't say it, it's not a good word anyway!

Zhou Qiang and Yang Xiaojun hurriedly lowered their heads and ate violently, this time they didn't dare to talk to Jiang Xi's mother again.

That's really "Xima is a thing in the pool, and when she meets Zhou Yang, she will turn into essence; Laughing and talking about shocking changes, Zhou Yangji will swim in shallow water, success is also Zhou Yang, defeat is also Zhou Yang!"

I sent Zhou Qiang and Yang Xiaojun out, and before they arrived at the intersection, neither of them was silent and expressionless, and they looked like they were holding back their farts!

Sure enough, when he arrived at a place far away from Jiang Xi's house, Zhou Qiang couldn't hold back first, as if he was suddenly stimulated, raised his hands above his head, and shouted violently, "The sky, the earth, it's terrible, Jiangdong's mother-in-law is really terrible, but why are we so happy? This is which angel sister made this breath for us, hahahaha!"

Yang Xiaojun is also like a dancing god possessed, dancing with his hands and singing: "You shoot one, I shoot one, my mother-in-law is a big drama, you shoot two, I shoot two, Xiu'er can't turn over for the rest of her life, you shoot three, I shoot three, happiness is not so easy to get, you shoot four, I shoot four, try to ask who the sky spares?"

The last sentence was sung by him, and Wen Tianxiang sacrificed his life for the country, and the momentum of "keeping Dan and taking care of the sweat and youth" came.

I "......" and was speechless at all.

"I'm so happy! I'm so happy!

"You shoot one, I'll shoot one...... Xiaodong is an angry bag!"

Like the two mentally handicapped, they shook their heads and walked towards the subway station, but I still think they are quite funny, no matter how they disss me behind my back, in front of Jiang Xi's mother, haven't they been protecting me for eternity?

Good brother, brother for life!

When I got home, I deliberately stood in the door for a while, trying to hear what was going on in the house.

Sure enough, her mother called Jiang Xi again.

"I'll tell you, Jiang Xi, yes, he brought two male colleagues back, he dared to bring female colleagues, I won't tear his ......."

I helped the sweat on my forehead at the door, and prayed silently in my heart, I only hope that Jiang Xi will not be like her when she is old.

"It's okay, I think it's okay, I tested it a little, I feel that they are not the kind of children who mess around, this person, if you want to know who he is, you have to know more from his side, you see who his friends are, I tell you, look at a quasi, there is a sentence is not good, things gather by like, people by groups, catfish look for catfish, Gada fish look for Gada fish, turtle and Wang Bazhun can become friends! Alas, no......."

Her mother's words came to an abrupt end, and I felt like the wind was about to change, and I was already nervous subconsciously like a conditioned reflex.

Listening to her voice again, there was a cunning in her voice, "Jiang Xi, do you think it could be that he colluded with the two stinky boys in advance tonight to do a good job? In fact, they have been to those places, and they also know what it means to pick up corpses, and they deliberately pretend to be good babies? Yes, this is possible! No, I have to try Jiangdong again another day." ”

I silently wiped the sweat from my forehead for the second time.

"Oh, I won't tell you, I guess Jiangdong is coming back, it's not good to be heard by him, hang up!"

I really admired her mother's instincts, and it was probably about time, but what I didn't expect was that she actually hung up the phone and walked softly towards the door, and when I didn't react well, her mother had already pulled the door open.

I, "......", I looked to the left and right with an embarrassed expression, wishing I had magic: I can't see me, I can't see me, I can't see me!

"What are you doing, overhearing me?" her mother looked very scary with a cold face and a mouth full of Northeast accents...... No, it's like watching Zhao Benshan's sketches!

"Hehe, no, Auntie, I just walked to the door, my colleagues and they pulled me to chat for a while, they all praised you for being young and beautiful, and they all said that Jiang Xi is very like you!"

I couldn't find any new words to say to her, just using what Zhou Qiang said and they said, and it didn't seem fake.

Jiang Xi's mother seemed to believe it, opened the door and let me in, and said happily while going back to the house, "Of course, Jiang Xi is my biological daughter, can it not be like it? As the saying goes, dragons give birth to dragons, phoenixes give birth to phoenixes, and monkeys are born to go to trees!"

I really want to ask: Auntie, are you a phoenix or a monkey? Look at that thief's spirit, he will definitely surpass the phoenix, how can the phoenix have her essence!