Chapter 33 No Damage No Brothers
Why do you want to eat my girlfriend's cooking, with my consent? Forget it, I'm so happy, they're too pitiful, I'll be a good person, take pity on them.
I reluctantly reported Jiang Xi's QQ number, and the two of them immediately added it.
I said, "She recently went to Wuxi Film and Television City to work as a screenwriter, don't harass her if you have nothing to do, so as not to affect her work." ”
"What...... When what goes, you make it clear?" Zhou Qiang's movements were very exaggerated, frowning, and picking his ears hard.
Yang Xiaojun looked stunned, as if he suspected that he had just hallucinated.
Both of them looked at me with small eyes expecting a definite answer.
I said disappreciatively, "Screenwriter!" Of course, I wouldn't say it's a small screenwriter, or a screenwriter who changed the script, it's all face!
"I'll go! I said Jiangdong, you and we are not from the same world now! No, we have to break up with you, your daughter-in-law is a screenwriter, can we see her on the red carpet of TV one day, and then she is holding a dog leash in her hand, and the other end of the dog leash is tied to you?"
I," ...... If you don't hurt me, you'll die!
"I rely on me, I rely on you! You have a girlfriend, we don't have it, forget it, your girlfriend is still so big, you are simply guilty! No, I have decided, I must break off my friendship with Jiangdong. ”
Yang Xiaojun said that he was about to leave.
Zhou Qiang followed, "I also have to find a place where no one knows me to calm down." ”
"Come back, you two!" I want to run, but there is no way!
The two of them stood precariously looking at me, silent.
"You want to run when you know I'm going to move, don't you? After moving me down with two small cabinets and a big suitcase in my house, you can go wherever you like. ”
"Damn! It's pitiful enough that we don't have a girlfriend, and we have to work as a coolie for you!"
Zhou Qiang complained, but he had already entered my room.
Yang Xiaojun followed up and said, "Forget it, let's not worry about him, maybe in a place where we can't see, Jiang Xi will slap him every day and play with his big mouth." ”
"Jiang Xi is not that perverted!" I said, staring at them.
Zhou Qiang suddenly raised his voice, "We love to think like this, what's the matter? You care about the sky and the earth, and you care about our...... No, it doesn't matter what our state of mind is? If you don't think about it like this, how do we spend our lives?"
Good guys, how much jealousy has been made, it has risen to human life.
The two of them teased and teased me all the way, but helped me move everything downstairs.
While waiting for the bus, I suddenly received a call from Jiang Xi's mother.
"Xiao Jiang, when are you coming back for dinner?"
"Auntie, I'm coming back soon, I've brought all the things from the rental house. ”
When talking to Jiang Xi's mother, I must have behaved gently and politely.
Jiang Xi's mother seemed to be quite happy when she heard this, "Then can you move alone?" ”
"Two of my colleagues helped me downstairs, and I immediately took a taxi. ”
"Ahh ”
"Don't bother so much, Auntie, they are all good brothers, don't be too polite. ”
I am an old Nokia mobile phone, and the sound leakage is very strong, even if Zhou Qiang and Yang Xiaojun didn't fully hear Jiang Xi's mother's words, they probably guessed what it meant, so as soon as I finished speaking, these two people looked constipated, and their aggrieved and resentful little eyes glared at me.
I turned away from them, letting their sharp gaze click on my back like a small needle knife.
It's just that what I never expected was that Jiang Xi's mother was so persistent, "No, absolutely not, if you let people help, how can you help in vain? That's too unkind, we can't take advantage of others, we should have a meal, you must call them!"
"Auntie, I think...... Eh......"
"Auntie, thank you for your enthusiasm, we will come over with Jiangdong in a while, and we will cause you trouble!"
Before I could finish speaking, Zhou Qiang snatched my phone away with a jump, and then talked to Jiang Xi's mother like a cheap mouth.
Obviously, Jiang Xi's mother over there was stunned, and then after reflecting it, she smiled and said, "Okay, good, welcome, oops, my pot is almost paste, waiting for you!"
Me, "......".
I looked at them with Li Mochou's eyes.
The two of them were smug.
Zhou Qiang said, "Xiaoxiao, if you want to keep a precious meal that belongs to us, there is no door!"
"That's right!" Yang Xiaojun agreed.
I took a deep breath and it occurred to me that maybe it wasn't a bad thing that they went, and I didn't have to eat so much tonight......, right? Hmph, it's not bad for them to see how powerful Jiang Xi's mother is.
Because of the temptation of Jiang Xi's mother's meal, these two people worked very hard to help me move things without interest, especially when they arrived at Jiang Xi's house, it was called a passion, as if Jiang Xi's mother was their mother-in-law.
"Oh, it's really hard for the two young men, oops, the two young men are really white and clean, and delicate, and they have roots in their work, much stronger than Jiangdong!"
I, "......" so depressed!
"Auntie, you have won the award, we are already stronger than Jiangdong!hahahaha!"
I, "......" is even more depressed!
"Yes, Auntie, you are a daughter of Jiang Xi, do you have any nieces or anything, introduce us to us! We think your Jiang Xi is very good! She is beautiful, and her cooking is delicious, especially like you!"
"Hahahaha! You guys are really good at talking, and I'd be happy if Koto had half of you so sensible. ”
Yang Xiaojun's last sentence made Jiang Xi's mother laugh, and then said, "There is a suitable girl, I will think about you two first, what a good child!
Zhou Qiang and Yang Xiaojun sat down, one person at the square table, with them, Jiang Xi's mother was too busy just adding rice, vegetables, and soup to them, so she didn't have time to serve me anymore, I ended up relaxed, but the three of them chatted so hotly, I felt that I was the outsider!
At first, Jiang Xi's mother asked them where they were from, who they were in the family, and what school graduates, and I found that the taste had changed a little.
"Xiao Zhou, Xiao Yang, like you young people, don't you all like to go to bars, nightclubs, song halls, those places that seem to be commonly known as nightclubs? That kind of place must be very fun, right? There are many beautiful little girls and young men, Auntie has never been to that kind of place, I envy you, I really want to go and see it!"
"Ah, Auntie...... That kind of place......"
I don't know what Zhou Qiang is going to say, but I said it was too late under the table, and at that time, I kicked him so quickly and very accurately that I didn't make a sound, and he suddenly made a handsome movement to shake his hair to hide his stunnedness, and instantly realized that this was Jiang Xi's mother digging a hole!
The pit was dug deep and secret, almost drowning people in happiness.