After shaking hands for a long time, when Luo Yiming held Zuo Yan, he couldn't help but sigh in his heart that it was good to be young.

"Zuoyan, you're about the same age as me, I'll just call you that, don't you mind?"

Luo Yiming stretched out his hand and said this, Zuo Yan was afraid that there would be some pit behind Luo Yiming.

"It doesn't matter. If you challenge me, should I also say a cross talk?"

Zuo Yan has never performed cross talk jokes, this is to embarrass her, and she has to look at Luo Yiming, who smiled lightly: "No." What you're good at, come from what. ”

"Zoyan, you can sing or dance. In the audience, Mr. He's voice came.

Zuo Yan is indeed versatile, in the CCTV challenge host program, she sang Liang Jingru's song Silk Road and courage.

Later, after the show ended, the music media also praised Zuoyan for her singing talent.

In Luo Yiming's memory, Zuo Yan's singing is really good.

In the good Chinese poetry, she sang Queqiao Xianhe and Li Shangyin.

Especially when the singing was Li Shangyin, that scene also caused a sensation.

The song is composed of four of Li Shangyin's most representative poems as lyrics, and the style is an ancient melody.

Zuo Yan dressed up in ancient costumes, and sang Li Shangyin the most, as if leading the audience back to that era.

Hearing Teacher He's voice, considering that it was not appropriate to dance in a skirt today, Zuo Yan said: "Then I'll listen to Teacher He and sing a song." ”

"You please. ”

Handing over the stage to Zuo Yan, Luo Yiming slowly retreated.

Zuo Yan said to the piano teacher, "Teacher, it's a pity that it's not you to bring me a song." ”

As she spoke, Zoyan closed her eyes slightly, and her body swayed to and fro with the sound of the piano accompaniment.

"It's a pity it's not you" was written and composed and produced by Cao Xuanbin in the previous life, and when the song was completed, no singer was willing to sing this song because the tone was too low.

In 2005, Liang Jingru became popular, but she has never found a representative work that can better express her unique voice.

Under the matchmaking of the two mutual friends, Liang Jingru got this song, but it's a pity that it's not you.

This moment suddenly felt so familiar

Like yesterday and today at the same time

My tone turned out to be like you

Isn't it proof that we've loved

Zoyeon's voice is also very low, and although her voice is low, her timbre is intact and unbroken.

I almost lied to myself and lied to you

Loving is not necessarily proportional to being loved

I know it's a stroke of luck to be hurt

But I couldn't fully surrender myself

It's only two paragraphs, and Zuoyan's singing has already conquered the audience, 05 years, but it's a pity that you haven't spread so widely.

This song is the first time for many viewers.

These two short pieces of low and melancholy timbre tell her own story.

Strive to change for you

But it can't change the reserved volt line

I thought it would be forever by your side

It seems like yesterday

But yesterday is very far away

But with my eyes closed, I can see

Zoyeon was completely immersed in the music, her eyes closed the whole time, and her hands were raised high with the sound of her floating.

It's a pity it's not you

Stay with me until the end

We walked together but lost the intersection

Thank you for that's you

Take my hand

You can still feel the tenderness

Fast and slow complement each other, light and heavy.

Although there are slight flaws in the connection between true and false sounds, as an amateur player, it is not easy for Zoyeon to be able to sing like this.

It's a pity that it's not that you're really nice and beautiful.

You can also see the sense of the picture.

A reunion, a warm memory, a halfway road, and the "pity not you" who accompanied you to the end.

It's a pity that it's not your five words, which go straight to the heart.

Because it aptly expresses the heartache of not being able to be together.

In his previous life, this song was also played when the guest match was unsuccessful in the TV show "If You Are Honest, Do Not Disturb".

"Sounds good. ”

After Zuo Yan finished singing, Luo Yiming was the first to step forward and enjoy it.

The audience also gave warm applause.

"Thanks, then, it's your turn!"

Zoyeon was also very satisfied with her singing.

At least, it's a pity that it's not you who sings out her inner world, college, she fell in love for half the time.

I wanted to hand myself over, but in a hurry, it was graduation season all of a sudden.

Zuo Yan wants to come to the lake province to work, but he can only go home.

Break up, isn't it a pity that this song is sung by you, accompany me to the end.

"Okay. ”

Luo Yiming couldn't guess the story in Zuoyan's eyes, and he wouldn't fall into the atmosphere created by the other party's songs.

The song is sad.

Zuoyan can make the audience sad, and her own ability has to make the audience laugh.

There was still applause in the audience, Luo Yiming smiled, and said to the audience: "I didn't expect anyone to applaud, this is a good opening." But in fact, I know in my heart that your applause is for Zuoyan just now - I don't have a share. ”

"No, Luo Yiming, come on. ”

There are really people who like Luo Yiming.

The applause in several areas was not in line, and Luo Yiming said: "Okay, I received it, although the voice is very small, I still say thank you." ”

"I'm Luo Yiming, the No. 10 player, the game just now is over, this is my challenge to Zuoyan, and it's everyone's welfare. ”

"Cut. ”

"Look at those comedians on the stage, applause and laughter from the audience, what about me? The dawn here is quiet. You don't have to comfort me, really, I'm used to keeping a low profile. I'm not talking about cross talk, I'm lonely. ”

Burst.

A few stand-ups, and a few viewers in the front row couldn't help but laugh.

"But there's a reason for that, because I didn't know how to make jokes when I was a kid, and I was a bit silly since I was a kid. ”

The audience had expressions on their faces as if what you said was true.

"How happy the children's childhood is now, three couples and one child, Chinese can not speak it, so they will enroll in English classes." What toys don't kids have today? ”

"Computers, video games, electric batons. When I was a child, there was an electric door in the house, and my father wouldn't let me touch it. ”

Sigh.

"I didn't play when I was in school, and during recess, the class leader organized us to have a competition to see who could get this head into that desk. I'm still quite angry, I got into it, I can't pull it out. Brought my dad and took me to the hospital. ”

"That doctor is really good at fooling people and wants to amputate my neck here. My dad said, "Beheadings have been abolished a long time ago." "Drag me and run away. ”

Burst.

Luo Yiming is serious, originally those hosting seniors of Lake Provincial Satellite TV felt that Zuo Yan's song had won steadily.

But they didn't expect that Luo Yiming's cross talk was so good.

At least, since the beginning, he has been full of jokes, and the audience has a lot of fun following him.

With his posture, the key point is that he doesn't look like an amateur.

There is also this cross talk, was it created by Luo Yiming?

That's not bad.

Luo Yiming didn't care about the audience.

"Let's go home, I can't get on the bus, I go home with a table, and I turn back 100% - I don't know what kind of class I have. ”

"One of our neighbors was a carpenter, and he said he sawed the table, and my dad couldn't bear it. My dad said, "It's good to bring a desk and do your homework." ”

"My head is stuffed in it, I can't see it, do my homework, and play with me?"

"After three days, the person lost a lot of weight, and pulled it out for me, it's really 6. ”

"Good. ”

"Good. ”

At this time, Luo Yiming heard someone in the audience applauding.

The recording of this fast book is very close to the audience, which is very similar to the cheating cross talk clubs in the previous life.

He stood in place and made a shameful expression like Xiao Yueyue, which was cute and cute, and made everyone laugh.

Luo Yiming knows how to measure proportions, and he accepts it when he sees it, and continued: "How rich are today's children watching performances: cross talk, puppet shows, dramas, animated films, music...... We didn't have so many things when we were children, and we don't have it now, and we can still listen to Luo Yiming, the host, talk about cross talk, do you say it's welfare. ”

"Huh. Luo Yiming's mother-in-law sold melons, and some classmates in the audience booed him.

"When it comes to my childhood, I wasn't well-behaved at all, I didn't listen to lectures in class, the teacher talked about it, and I muttered it to the bottom. Our teacher punished me: "Luo Yiming, repeat what you just said twenty times out loud." ”

"Don't dare not say it, go to that station: "There are leeks between the teacher's teeth, leeks between the teacher's teeth, leeks between the teacher's teeth, leeks between the teacher's teeth......"

Burst.

An audience member didn't sit down well, and was hit by this stalk, and he fell on his back with laughter, and fell directly on the empty ground in the front row.

"Okay, remember it later, you have to raise your hand to speak in class. ”

The teacher was helpless and hurriedly interrupted me.

After another twenty minutes of lecture, it was time to answer the questions of the classmates, everyone raised their hands, and I raised my hands.

The teacher still remembered the hatred just now, and the last one called me: "Luo Yiming, what do you want to ask?"

I blushed: "It's too late, I've already solved it on the spot." ”

Luo Yiming was still fanning the wind on the side of his nose, daring to love this kid for urine.

The audience below was amused again.

What's more, Luo Yiming's vivid performance made the scene feel like the floor was wet and urinated.

Luo Yiming is really a god.

On the stage, off the stage, no one doubted that he would lose this challenge, and it was a pity that Zuoyan's song was not you, and everyone had already thrown it away.