This stand-up comedy has just begun, Luo Yiming didn't have time to enjoy praise and applause, he had to speed up for the progress of the show.

"When I was a child, the worst thing I learned was Chinese, and my composition was even worse. In the second grade of elementary school, the teacher asked me to write "My XXX". I made a sycophant and wrote "My Teacher". ”

The first sentence: "My teacher is a melon seed face". I write less of this melon, and the teacher looks: "My teacher is a paw face".

"What kind of virtue is a paw face?"

Luo Yiming said as he covered his face, embarrassed.

"You're a tease. ”

"Poof. ”

The audience said that they were still in control before.

Everyone laughs, but they still know how to be temperate.

After all, this is the stage for Kuaiben.

But after coming and going, Luo Yiming's burden was thrown endlessly, who parried.

The audience laughed like a girl.

The warm applause once made Luo Yiming unable to continue.

He covered his face, put down his hand and simply stood in place, squeezing his eyes badly and cutely, that damn look, everyone loved and hated.

"Good. ”

"Well said. ”

"Talent. ”

"Luo Yiming, you want fire. ”

Luo Yiming didn't think this was amazing.

Despite defeating Zoyeon 100%.

Luo Yiming's target was not her.

This is the first show of the shining new anchor, and Luo Yiming is bound to be a blockbuster and come out on top.

Let's move on.

"At twelve o'clock in the middle of the night, I came to the teacher's door" -- why did this kid go to the teacher's house in the middle of the night? I don't know what kind of wind to smoke.

"I saw that the window of the teacher's house was still flickering with candlelight" - our teacher is a model of electricity saving.

"The teacher corrected our homework overnight" - this homework in primary school was actually corrected in half an hour, and our teachers were slow and had to change it until night.

"Looking at the white hair between the teacher's sideburns, my eyes moistened" - our teacher was only twenty-one that year, and he was less white.

"The teacher endured the pain, corrected the last homework for us, closed his eyes with relief, and left us forever. The spring silkworm is dead to the end, and the wax torch turns to ash and tears begin to dry.

We must inherit the teacher's legacy and become a people's teacher when we grow up" - we will be teachers when we grow up, and we don't know where to find such students.

When Luo Yiming said this, he twisted his body and made an expression of wiping sweat, which was his burden for the audience to digest himself.

Offstage, once again the audience's enthusiastic response.

A few viewers couldn't help but want to stand up, but fortunately they were held down in time by the audience behind them.

"Why does Luo Yiming want to be the host, change his career to cross talk, it's absolutely hot. ”

"Well, it's a full house. ”

"Where is there such a good-looking cross talk actor. He went to talk about cross talk, and he was blind. A girl said coquettishly.

"Look at your expression, it's spring?" said a boy beside the girl, yes, this is her little boyfriend.

He Jiong, Wang Han, these two big guys of Mango Terrace have to admire Luo Yiming.

Producer Luo Xin, who was watching the first game backstage, was even more excited.

She threw her fists at her, shouting that there was one.

The first episode of the program will definitely explode when it is broadcast.

is not only parody, tongue twisters, songs, plus Luo Yiming's cross talk, it is definitely the most perfect competition.

"When we were kids, we were asked to keep a diary. So little kid, what do you have to remember every day? Nonsense. ”

Today, the wind and the sun are beautiful, and the teacher led us to climb Mount Everest.

The students started a mountaineering competition, and Wang Xiaoming, a member of the sports committee, climbed to the top of the mountain in less than five minutes.

At the top of the hill is an orchard with watermelon trees, melon trees, and a Christmas tree.

The farmer's uncle climbed the watermelon tree 'slowly', as dexterous as a big cat.

Uncle Farmer picked the biggest watermelon and threw it to me, and I caught it with my left hand.

Passing through the orchard, is the Palace Museum.

The students lit a bonfire at the Palace Museum and listened to the teacher tell the story of his war.

The teacher said that as long as we got good results in the exam, they would take us to climb a mountain higher than Mount Everest, Xiangshan.

The teacher said he would take us to Xiangshan to pick sausages.

Burst.

Luo Yiming is now a concentrated area of baggage in cross talk, every sentence has a stalk, there are jokes, when he speaks, the smile hangs on the faces of the audience, and none of them dare to relax, for fear of missing the wonderful paragraph.

Luo Yiming is to buy time for the show.

As the host and performer, Luo Yiming has been working for a long time, and he will have to compress the time of other contestants later.

He so can't take up too much.

said it quickly, and there were a lot of laughs, until finally I heard that Luo Yiming was going to Xiangshan in the capital to pick sausages, and the audience squirted, and they couldn't help it.

Xiangshan, picking sausages.

It's really Shi Lezhi.

Is there a sausage to pick in that place?

Luo Yiming didn't let the audience who were laughing like flowers breathe, he continued: "The school often organizes our spring outings, and every time we have to write about the spring outing, the whole class has a set of words. ”

"We came to the park with high spirits, and the first thing that caught our eyes was the rockery, the flowers on the mountain were red like fire, pink like xia, and white like snow.

Some of the students played hide and seek, and some ate snacks. Everyone had a pleasant day and reluctantly left. The students all said that they would come to the park next spring. —all these words.

One year, during a spring outing, the school organized a tomb sweep and asked us to write an essay. We also use this set of phrases.

We arrived at the cemetery in high spirits.

The first thing that catches your eye is the grave.

The flowers on the wreath are red like fire, pink like glow, and white like snow.

Some of the classmates are "hide and seek" - bold enough, go to the cemetery to hide and seek, and are not afraid of bumping into ghosts.

"Some eat snacks" - eat the offerings.

"Everyone had a good day and left reluctantly.

My classmates all said that they would come here next spring. "--Isn't this full-fed.

End.

Luo Yiming's cross talk is over here.

He bowed to the audience, and the audience shouted to him.

"Good. It's so good, this cross talk is hilarious throughout the whole process. ”

"Luo Yiming, good job. ”

"Honestly, this cross talk can go to the national competition, and it will definitely be popular. ”

"I didn't expect Luo Yiming to write cross talk. If I spread this cross talk on the Internet, I think this cross talk will become popular tomorrow, do you believe it?"

"I believe it. ”

The entire Kuaiben studio hall is very lively, all because of Luo Yiming's happy childhood cross talk.

The whole process of this cross talk laughter also evokes everyone's memories of childhood.

I have to say that this is a good work.

Luo Yiming was relieved.

His interpretation should convey the essence of this work.

In this way, he doesn't feel guilty about anyone.

Talk and sing.

The art of cross talk.

As long as the work is fully conveyed and expressed, it can be appreciated, circulated and recognized by the public, this is success.

Luo Yiming straightened up, and at this moment, He Jiong had already walked up from the stage.

With the gaze of appreciation and admiration, He Jiong was also a little impressed by Luo Yiming.

"Luo Yiming, the cross talk is really good. ”

"Thank you, Mr. He. ”

"Our team's Zuo Yan lost, and she said that your cross talk is not bad compared to the professional. ”

Luo Yiming still thanked him in a low-key manner.

"Okay, Luo Yiming's performance on the 10th is over, and the judges are asked to score Luo Yiming's performance. ”